http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KtaRF6oAEs

Chiefs fans are kind of whacked, with a fervent devotion to their team on par with Green Bay. I finally met Chiefs fans when I went to college and they are some of the most devoted fans I’ve ever met. I have nothing against them or the Chiefs whatsoever, but I always feel as if Kansas City folk are too obsessed with football that they forget about the fact they have an MLB team. Honestly…I just wrote all that because it always goes through my mind when I see the Chiefs play. It probably bored you silly. My apologies.

Happy birthday, David Cook. You’re now 27. 27 is a great age. Enjoy it. I hope you have spent the day enjoying football, family and friends. I feel better knowing you are far, far, far away from the likes of Maryann/Holly Sockpuppets and obviously, that Celine chick, whom is still burning up the Twitter with her special brand of loony.

Celineps1 @nealfingtiemann all the booze in the land will not wash the blood off those immaculate hands. May you never sleep again.

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Whatevia. Yes. I was on their stupid board. Did I ever deny that? I only joined (you can see this stuff in comments threads on my blog) because Holly Sockpuppets kept coming here and posting the stupid link to her lame-ass board in Cook-related posts. No fantards ever ask me to join their board, so I was gracious, mainly because I actually want people to read my blog. I only logged on/posted a few times (37?) and posted links to articles and my recaps of the Cook show. And I called out some other crazy fan behavior. Nothing I haven’t done here. It didn’t take me very long to realize something was rotten over in those parts though, especially when I defended a girl they crucified without a shred of mercy.

Anyway, AdExecutive is now blaming me as the CULPRIT behind ALL the LIES said about Holly on the internet. Whatevia. She’s the one who started bringing my name up into thing, from random blog posts, for instance…

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Meet BabyBear. BabyBear talks just like Holly Sockpuppets! She is also 32 and knows all the scoop because…she totally finds out who Cook is sleeping with via Model Mayhem!

Check it out ladies. What do you think? Hmmm…me thinks you sound just like someone else we know. Convenient you only decided to delurk to post such SCOOP. And how convenient sockpuppet Aha is able to recover this girl’s entire Model Mayhem profile in minutes.

Of course, other sockpuppets readily agrees with Babybear and Aha…who we are certain is a sockpuppet as she loves singing the praises of Holly Sockpuppets. (Holly/Maryann also stalks some poor girl named Shannon. All of this is disturbs me.)

Babybear readily admits to stalking Cook’s personal Facebook page, which is completely acceptable in the sick sad world of Holly Sockpuppets. Hell, it’s child’s play compared to ripping innocent women to shreds across the internet.

All of this is just too sick & twisted for words.

As per usual, it gets more insane. I have no idea where anyone could EVER come up with this crap. It is frightening. Stalking a person’s alleged movements and sleeping patterns via Twitter? And openly claiming to do so?

Of course, the madness continues…and what gives this woman any right to describe anything as sickening?

In order to prove that she’s not a sockpuppet, naturally, Babybear defends herself and claims she’s not another board member named QShoes, who may or may not be a sockpuppet. I think Holly Sockpuppets often bans her own sockpuppets to keep the drama up. At DCU, it is always one big ol’ witch hunt. And lo & behold! Cookphile arrives to air a teeny bit of doubt, of course, as this keeps the “board” going. (I have no idea whether or not Cookphile is a sockpuppet.)

Don’t dispair, Babybear! Of course another one of your sockpuppets will come to your rescue…perhaps it will be fellow sockpuppet Cookiefan555!

How cute. Do you ever notice some of the sockpuppets use another sockpuppets font? Regularly-appearing sockpuppets typically get a big confused. Cookiefan555 also makes ridiculous comments pretending to know all about the pop music industry, and how Kelly Clarkson would be more successful if she lost weight and how Allison Iraheta is being molded to take her place…probably because she is younger and thinner and has a Max Martin song on her album.

Oh, and before you come over here and claim you and Babybear, and Candice and Diane and JJ and OMG you make my head spin with your myriad of personalities. You make Sybil look one-dimensional. Cookiefan555 is one of the ultimate sockpuppets, as she claims to have seen Holly Sockpuppets at the Atlantic City/Borgata show last spring. (And “everyone” keeps blaming these LindseyRocket and MandaPanda for all the “trouble”.)

Why do I keep posting about this vile woman? Because she makes me sick. Holly Sockpuppets takes “stalker fan” to the place where it can no longer be a laughing matter. I would rather be stuck in a cellar with a thousand costumed Glamberts than ever be near this woman. This sort of behavior is beyond batshit crazy. It’s depraved.

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Sadly, Holly Socks hasn’t visited us this evening, although she showed up several times last night posting as her sockpuppets after I called her out for using the same IP.

She then proceeded to tell me my “IP detector was wrong”. HA HA HA HA. Here are some of her gems:

Cooks_FUFL –

ok, now, I am going to use a FakeAngie account. See boys and girls how easy it is.
But I am going to type under the same ip address so top idol can trace my ip. See I don’t play your games.

Being a DCU member. Elizabeth is actually liked by that website and no one has talked in detail about her divorce. The mods over there have been scarce this week so maybe they didn’t catch the discussion.

Called a furniture store? hmmmm, let’s see what I read over there was that the girl in the store twittered that David was in a furniture store with lots of detail. She made it public. Holly didn’t do that, the girl in the furniture store did. Maybe Holly was joking, they do that often over there. And why are you people stalking this maryann person? Do you think what you guys are doing here is right? All fans do stupid and funny things, who cares.

Why don’t you get back to discussing the tards who follow David to 20 shows. Now that is stalking.

And no Maryann or Holly have twitter accounts or other websites. Again, their personal information is no where public. Elizabeth did have a public twitter and myspace. Her photos came from a public site. Her personal information was never posted there, not even her last name. Big difference. Again, you are looking at defamation of character of a private person. It’s funny because Holly is not Maryann, so she won’t be bringing a lawsuit, it will come from the other girl because she is the one you are defaming for no good reason.

You are crossing a line and taking things out of context from what I have been reading here. Why so much anger? Don’t get it?

Even if I were holly, Adex, bernyj, a DCU member, a friend, sister, it doesn’t matter. What matters is you are harassing someone you don’t know who is a private person and calling them crazy when they are not. Let me give you another hint. Do you know that meetthefamous knows someone on DCU and works for the same company as a mod over there?

ok, now look, I am going to make up a name now.

Here it goes…fakeangie.

Holly Socks keeps referencing “Angie” because she is still clearly obsessed with bashing women from her days as a Confrau. She also has no idea about the law. It’s only libel if I’m publishing things with a disregard for the truth. If I had any doubt as to the veracity of this woman’s true identity, I wouldn’t be publishing this. Period.

And why the hell does she keep bringing up someone named Elizabeth? I have no idea who this girl is, or why she keeps bringing her up.

One last thing.

No one is interested in Andrew so no he is not be attacked he is being discussed and David’s brother wants to be famous.

2. David’s parents divorce is a public report but Holly has asked for members not to discuss it anymore. Someone found it on a website, not Holly. Holly never participated in any discussion nor did she allow it.

The only thing talked about was that David’s mother cheated. That is the only thing that came out of it.

Holly doesn’t allow talk of personal info on her board. There is a difference. She can’t read every single post. Maybe she missed it. And the entire board has tons of good threads. There is only a small section on the board that talks about his choice of girls. What is wrong with that?

What you are doing here is way different and it is slander.

No, stupid. Slander only applies to the spoken word…and it typically has to be untrue. Sigh. People always confuse slander and libel. Holly Sockpuppets also doesn’t understand the difference between a public and private figure. You see, anyone on Model Mayhem is a PUBLIC figure. Because Holly Sockpuppets/Maryann claims to have neither a MySpace or Twitter, and only a private board, she is a private figure. All girls who hang out with David Cook are PUBLIC figures in her mind.

Stalking is exactly what this board is doing to a private person and none of these post were made by Holly or Maryann. These are from other posters. Searching through the internet is not stalking. Posting personal information about someone and accusing them of stalking and then publishing a photo and a resume is libel along with their last name and hometown. These are not published post by these women. You have no proof of that.

Roy Horn of Sigfried – what the hell are you talking about? You people are out of your minds. See there you go again accusing an innocent person.

David is a PUBLIC FIGURE. So are the girls he hangs with. They have pics all over model mayhem. Holly and Maryann and bernyj do not. They have private accounts and never promoted themselves anywhere which is why you are leading yourself into a courtroom.

Again, these two women never harassed anyone. They are flat out lies.

I can not wait until a lawsuit comes your way because you do not know the law well at all. And smartie, you are not smart at all. You are so jealous of these women it is killing you. She is not interested in any artist. She never stalked or harassed anyone and from what I read this maryann person or whoever it was, asked your employer to have you stop harassing her. What reason would she call other than that? She is NOT an obsessed fan like all of you.

I am finished with this board. I can tell you now if the photo is not removed you are looking at liability. I am not joking. This is very serious.

Oh yeah…I don’t have a board. This is a blog. There is a difference, ya loony.

oh yes, I do. I have followed you for a while and you and your friend have some serious problems. I don’t care what you call yourselves but you are a pretty sick individual and so is this board for allowing it. At least maryann and Holly are not fat tards. They are attractive which pisses you off. You have a gruge and you are out to get this person. There is nothing wrong with DCU. period. Only girls who want to be in the public eye are discussed over there. Private people are limited. Shannon wants to be in movies. I don’t see any slander over there just people giving their opinions on what they like and don’t like. No one is being called a stalker, no one has last names revealed, no one is having anything said that would hurt them. But what you are doing to a private person is different. They are flat out lies calling someone a stalker when they are not. You have no life Angie. Other people do. That is serious and could cause this person to lose their job. Why do you have so much revenge against this person? It has been going on for years and she has never bothered you. You know who Betty is, I read that she liked maryann and disliked what you were doing. How do you know I am not her sister? I could be a member on the board. How do you know anything other than an ip address. If I were trying to hide anything here I would use a proxy. The lies and slander on this maryann person needs to stop. The girl is a professional person working for a very good company. You don’t know what she did in her past jobs. geez. I had a friend who was the HR of a pharm company and left to work for an Advertising company. Give it a rest and make peace.

WHY OH WHY IS THE A IN ADVERTISING ALWAYS CAPITALIZED IN HOLLY SOCKPUPPETS WORLD??? Now she’s talking about some poor Shannon girl who, I assume, is guilty of being young, cute and getting her photo taken with David Cook.

And can someone PLEASE tell me why she thinks you capitalize the A in advertising?

Angie
We all know how jealous you are of this girl maryann but she is not HOLLY running a board.

You are guessing at that. Holly never claimed to be a lawyer and neither did this maryann. From what I read on DCU, Holly said she studied law but doesn’t have a degree. What because both worked as executives for Ad agencies you think they are same person? You don’t know that she didn’t go to law school or lives in New York or PA? You know how many people go from one profession to another? Just because both women have marketing degrees doesnt mean they are the same person. You know nothing Angie. You have harassed this Maryann person for years. You are the sick individual not her. And i dont’ care if you want to call me her or not. You are going too far with this crazy nonesense. God, I made up a few names on message boards too, it doesn’t make one crazy and she is not some obsessed fans.

I am going to contact this maryann person from the information you posted on her resume and let her know what is happening. Trying to ruin someone’s career is going too far and it is wrong. We are talking only about a message board and people having fun and discussing things not stalking. Holly never indicated on her board that she was some sort of crazy person at all. She seems pretty nice if you ask me, more normal than you sickos. At least she does’t post people’s personal information on her board.

But wait??? You told me you have no idea who Maryann is?? And what do you mean Holly Sockpuppets doesn’t post personal information on her board?? What the hell do you call this? You’re posting random photos of girls and claiming they were tour bus booty calls?

Pretty sick and twisted, right? Oh, and here she goes with the slander stuff again…

These stories are lies, lies, lies and are grounds for slander. These are two different women.
And from what I have found out about both women is neither are crazy or have stalked anyone. Neither of them are that interested in these artists. And Holly has a sense of humor that some may take the wrong way maybe. She does things in fun from what I can tell from the pms. She could care less what time David was in some store, they were just playing around and the girl on twitter made that public information about david being in the store.

You are making up a lot of things here. And I am not Holly or maryann just like you are accusing the other poster here of being her. Holly looks like the type that she would come on here and say who she was.

You are trying to get people off her board to come over here. You are so jealous of her smartie and your dumb followers.

Holly is rarely on the board. Most of the information is given to her. And she does know the music business, never claimed to have dated anyone, clearly tells people she has a boyfriend and is not interested in David nor was she ever interested in Constantine.

The Heathers which includes Angie have stalked more women than ever and they continue to do it.

I think someone is going to contact this maryann person to tell her her private photos are on this board and to let her know what is going on. They are not the same people. You are also taking things out of context. I read about that phone call and she doesn’t call employers. This maryann person who is not holly, called Angies’ friends a few years back because they wouldn’t stop harassing her. That is what I read from several reports. She is not bothering you so why are you doing this to her? And not that she is but so what if this Holly wants to run a board, she has every right. They are discussing them not harassing them. These girls that are discussed are public and are all over the internet wanting to be famous. Holly seems to go out of her way to protect a lot of people there. And your sockpuppet theory is just over reaching. I think you are looking at a lawsuit.

If you don’t know this Maryann person, who you claim is not a Cook fan, how do you seem to KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT HER? Especially when you claim neither Maryann or Holly have any sort of social networking account, including Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, et al?

And by the way, Holly Sockpuppets/Maryann, you looked better as a brunette. Of course, that photo must be 30-35 years old, as old as Holly Sockpuppets, ironically. By looking at your old time photo, it almost seems as if you had aspirations of being a model. Maybe you even got into Studio 54 once.

Tell me, Maryann/Holly, what did they call scene queens in the 1970s?

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On April 20th David had his arm around some girl.

The fan described it. She looked like kimberly caldwell. Skinny blonde and actually did resemble her, but it wasn’t her, the hair was a little longer.

David whoring around….

Uh, dude. Why such an obsessive attention to detail? Here is another one of Holly’s posts — it may give you a bit of insight into her typical lingo, which we’ve seen used by a particularly vicious commenter.

yes, his magic rainbow is in its full glory in the rated R Hot thread.
Ladies, go check it out and use your imagination.

Blech. And here she pipes up again since they needed some new “scoop”, of course:

Guess who showed up in Virginia Beach at the show to see our David? Several people witnessed it, in fact 5 people emailed me about it. Was there a reason he did not come out to the buses or did he really have a flight home?
You decide.
Can you guess?

Oh, there she goes on about him not going to meet fans outside by the buses. I assume she’s still pissed since he didn’t go out to meet her in Wilke Barre during the Idol tour.

Holly Sockpuppets is such a master at creating suspense. After a few posters inquire who it was (most likely nearly all Sockpuppets), ADExecutive Savannah comes to the rescue in typical Holly Sockpuppets fashion!

Holly is in a meeting until 2:00 today so you will have to wait until then unless someone else comes on here and spills it. I think she likes to keep you all in suspense. ha ha

I don’t even know who it is.

Don’t you love it how ADExecutive or ModeratorJO always show up when Holly is conveniently on a business trip or at a meeting.

OH NOEZZZZ! The suspense is killing everyone!

hysterical.

Holly will be on tonight, she will tell ya. I’m out of here until tomorrow…

ADExecutive will also show up to moderate the “Kim Skankwell” talk in the sicko Girlfriends, Scene Queens and other Acquaintances thread. Because obviously, Kim Caldwell has her very own thread.

hey guys, sorry to interrupt. Please limit conversation about skanky in this thread. Please take it to the Caldwell threads. Thank You!

Holly Sockpuppets is responsible for most of the horrible “Cook Fan Comments” regarding Kimberly Caldwell. Here are some examples. Most of the comments on this blog are nearly all Holly/Maryann Sockpuppets.

She is a skank, slut, whore, raunchy, stupid, fake, dumb blond.I’m so happy David Cook finally DUMPED her.He IS HAPPIER now and enjoying beeing single.

What other names can you call her? I love this one, because it’s such a dead giveaway. She mentions Carrie Underwood, of course, because this is an example of a CLASSY BLOND Cook should be dating.

Well if he denied the engagement rumor, then why isn’t he denying this one??

I never could stand Caldwell even before David Cook. She is such a D list loser. I can not believe someone as intelligent as David Cook dated this dumb, fake, loud mouth whore. awh…wait a minute. Maybe that’s why he dated her, to get laid. I mean Caldwell was never a challenge.

All his fans knew all along she was a poor choice. Not good for his credibility as an A lister either. For his record label to allow him to walk down a red carpet with her would be a joke.

Call Carrie Underwood David. Now there is a nice Tulsa girl. Brains, Beauty and major talent.

And one minute later…

Best Free speech board on the internet

DavidCook-uncensored.forumotion.net

We tell it like it is over there. Lots of Caldwell/Cook news.

I certaintly hope he picks a classier and more educated woman next time.

CLASSY CLASSY CLASSY! Just like Holly/Maryann!

And only two minutes later…

Man, TV Guide must be chewing her ass out big time.

What a friggin loser she is.

If David Cook goes back with this skank, then he is a major idiot and desperate.

Don’t you have anything better to do, you whack job? This behavior would never be considered healthy.

Two more minutes pass…

God look at the wrinkles on her forehead already… she is suppose to be what 26 going on 40

As opposed to 53 going on 32?

But she’s not done…not even close…and she even manages to put all those ADVERTISING skills to good use once again:

It doesn’t matter who dumped who, I hope she is out of his life. She is messing up his credibility and career. His fans were suprised when he asked her out because he seemed so smart on the show and so mature…and Caldwell is not.

He will soar once she is out of the picture. Once a tramp, always a tramp.

Grow up David. Sex isn’t everything. I don’t care how good you think she is, she has been around the block since she was 15 year’s old. She admitted she lost her virginity on Howard Stern.

davidcook-uncensored.forumotion.net (Great free speech board about cook and caldwell. Lots of factual info and news on this whore.

Holly Sockpuppets’ “enemies” are making sure she’s called out on her crap, even on old articles, such as this blog which had posted a behind-the-scenes look at one of Cook’s videos. Obviously, she must come in here and defend herself, causing other drama.

Holly is posting as Anonymous here, and making up a bunch of shit.

well it looks like close to 2,000 members on DCU like to stick their nose in David and other celebrities private lives. It is just common curiosity. As far as the Admin being someone named maryann777, you are 100% wrong. I know who you are Angie. We learned about you from Top Idol. You had a vengeance against some girl named Maryann simply because she didn’t agree with how you were slandering Constantine. Why don’t you give it up and stop slandering someone you don’t even know. Whoever the girl is, they both sound very smart and have college degrees. Neither is crazy. You are the one crazy. And how do you know if one worked for a pharm company and use to work for a record label. You know nothing. Stop being so hateful. No one is bothering you so stop bother everyone else. DCU is a cool board and no one over there is crazy. Some things are not always what you think they are.

Only four minutes after the aforementioned comment was posted, another sockpuppet named Karly showed up…and accused two innocent girls who used to post on the board.

I agree. The Admin is not a low level employee by any means. You people are so jealous and stupid. There is no way you would know any of that information lindsey and mandapanda. You two have been banned from numerous boards for lies. The Admin on DCU is very educated and does work for an Advertising company. You two are so sick and hateful because she banned you. Grow up or we will have the person running this site delete the comments like they did on the other boards where you trying to slander her. You better be very careful about slandering this person. I am just giving you a warning. She knows where you live. Karly

WHOA, “Karly”, was that a THREAT?? Exactly one minute later, “Terri” comments (my oh my, such activity on a blog originally posted in March.)

Hey that Sarah Roemer is such a lucky lady to be kissing David. I am suprised he never asked her out. I heard she was at the Idol show backstage when David performed.

There Holly Sockpuppets goes again, trying to make “scoop”. She is also obsessed with Sarah Roemer, the girl in the Come Back to Me video. She believes Cook should date Roemer because she is CLASSY.

Back in March, when this article was originally posted, “Anonymous” showed up to promote her awesome uncensored board!

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So if this is the same Maryann that I think it is (and I’m pretty sure it is but I’ve forwarded the link to some friends of mine to confirm) she has not limited her crazy stalkerish behavior to idol alums. Over the years she has targeted other celebrities but in a somewhat different way. Years ago (2003?) she was seriously obsessed with Roy Horn after his near death mauling. She claimed to have some illness (cancer maybe) and she was in a hospital when Roy Horn first walked or some shit like that. Her stories became increasingly bizarre. She was at his house; she was his friend; he wasn’t gay; when she started going on about having sex with him we really knew then that girlfriend wasn’t playing with a full deck cause you know…Roy Horn, sex with girl, uh nuf said. Weird I should see her face again 6 years later.

Not only did Holly Sockpuppets believe Clay Aiken was straight, she also went after Roy Horn…of Sigfried & Roy. Lemme put it this way, when I was in Switzerland, I learned Sigfried & Roy was what some European poker players called Q-Q. Sigfried & Roy are gayer than the day is long. But this gets even better! This woman posted delusional ramblings about sleeping with a gay man…after he was maimed by his tiger, Montecore, and partially paralyzed. Holly Sockpuppets claimed to have sex with a world-famous homosexual man…after he had suffered a stroke, partial paralysis and underwent a surgery removing one-quarter of his skull in order to relieve swelling in his brain. Oh yeah, and while doing so, she faked cancer?

I would love to know more about this story, and any more specifics regarding some of Holly Sockpuppets’ ongoing saga of batshit craziness. Meanwhile, the Sockpuppets are now out in full force over on DCU — Holly is on a business trip, of course!

Glad to see LL gone and withoutyou here. They are nothing but trouble makers especially with the last remark about the idletard board. They are so jealous of this board they can’t stand it. They photo shop crap, they make up stuff because they are trying to get people to leave here and go over there. It is clear as day. No I dont post much but I do observe what is being said and some of the people truly need to get a life. Not all of us are on the boards from morning until night like they are. Now she is trying to blame Holly for being other people and the poor girl is on a business trip. Get real. unbelievable some of the things people accuse people of. One of them is probably smartie. And I guarantee you they both deleted their accounts here and signed up under different names. Such bullshit. I love this board. It is different from most boards. Like that smartie person is any better. I have been on her board one time, and I never went back because she is just evil.

I always love the “jellus haters” stuff, don’t you? But naturally, she blames two posters who called her and her sockpuppets out and trashes them. She does this regularly and with little regard for the truth. Other people are always the problem and hell, if its one of her sockpuppets saying it, it’s not really HER saying it, right? She’s just the “poor innocent girl”…away on a business trip!

This is one of my favorite defenses of poor innocent traveling businesswoman Holly, after she leaked photos taken from a girl’s private Photobucket account and sent them to various gossip blogs & publications:

Ferny you are an idiot.those photos were intentionally leaked by a friend of L***’s. L*** wants the attention. I advise you to do your homework on this chick first before you start blabbing about things you know nothing about.

 

And if you are talking about the DCU board (Davidcook uncensored board) again you are wrong. For one they have a hot looking young moderator and administrator that runs that board that works in Advertising and I assure you those fans want the best for David. This L*** chick is not it.

DCU is the BEST board out there on David Cook.

Always promoting her board, too. Talk about an advertising genius! Someone named Tammy posted this gem:

According to DavidCook-uncensored who actually broke the news and someone frrom that board gave it to Just Jared. They do deserve the credit JJ. I think the Administrator who runs DCU is linked into the entertainment industry and she seems to have a lot of sources. She gets the news first and everyone steals it from her board.

Anyhoo, news is she was with Cook in NY, and also she is planning on moving to LA to go to school and be perhaps closer to Cook? Also she stated she will be at the next Virginia concert in August. Keep your eyes open

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