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American Idol Top 3 Song Spoilers: Definitive Proof The Show Should Die

2012 May 16
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by TopIdol

Oh, American Idol. I can’t even bring myself to write about you on a weekly basis anymore on my Idol-centric blog. You’ve always been terrible, just god-awful, in fact, but there used to be some pleasure derived from watching you. TWO HOURS EVERY WEDNESDAY. Are you kidding me? You’ve eliminated any sort of minor pleasure I get from the show–Ok, well mainly the pleasure was derived from laughing at the batshit crazy fans salivating at whatever WGWG or not-really-closeted-but-closeted-for-the-show guy was on that season. But that’s barely fun anymore and as I actually ENJOY BBC’s new-fangled Sherlock, I don’t want to get caught up in the fact so many sex-starved women are watching this shit and making terrible, terrible things. And those of you who aren’t watching Sherlock are diddling yourselves while reading some horrific Twilight fan fiction that is somehow a words-on-paper (No way in hell I’m referring to it as LITERARY) phenomenon.

HAVE THE FANTARDS WON? Chew on that and maybe I will as well, but that’s another post for another day…back on topic.

Clearly, no one likes Idol anymore and its not just the continuously sagging ratings offering up the evidence. NO ONE in the music industry wants to give rights to their songs to be performed on this shit show. Tonight’s Top 3 song spoilers features Joshua Ledet, Jessica Sanchez Clove, and Phil Phillips singing TIRED renditions of everything we’ve heard every time before — Judges’ and Producers’ picks my ass, you guys just have a piss-poor catalog. Shockingly, no I Can’t Make You Love Me BUT we do have the most-overdone song in the history of Idol on the list, a song so overdone on this shit show I can no longer derive pleasure from it in its original form, granted was really only because of my deep, shameful, and unwavering love of the film in which the song was borne.

How can you even look yourself in the mirror, American Idol? You’ve never been good but damn, just when I think you’ve truly hit rock bottom, you manage to find (old) ways to hit new lows.

American Idol Top 3 Song Spoilers feature the same tired crap that's been done on the 10 previous seasons

 

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  • mredfixer

    I saw Sherlock for the first time a couple of weeks ago and liked it and now I find out it has bsc fans?  Ugh.  You do have to admit the artistic skill level is a step above the Glamberts.  Or anybody using macaroni ;)   And if 50 Shades is even more poorly written than Twilight, yes, the end must be 12/21/12.

    If I wasn’t three weeks behind I would have made you a pic with Randy’s bubble saying “Dawg, I’ve worked with (fill in the blank) and…”  Maybe next time.   

  • Shitty website

    shitty bastard!! this show is shitty as well.. who cares…. (i know a lot of dots) (…)

  • LeahKittyS

    The reason there’s no “I Can’t Make You Love Me” is because Hollie Cavanagh (British girl, Joshua’s BFF) sang it last week, the week she was voted off.

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      I literally just facepalmed. Thanks for the info. Wow. I really wish a disgruntled contestant would just come clean with how many songs they’re able to choose from. It seems to be pretty well-known that they don’t ever have much of a choice about what to sing, especially if they’re not a favorite in the competition.

      There is no reason anyone under 30 should ever since I Can’t Make You Love Me.