And someone would buy Lauren Alaina MERCH because…?

2012 January 26

by TopIdol

Last year’s American Idol runner-up Lauren Alaina probably doesn’t have to finish high school now and her mommy can probably get some botox to perfect her “older sister” look since she, like, got a record contract or something. But if you want to help The SUDDETH Family buy more crap (except food, obviously, aren’t they starving the kid now?) to put in their McMansion or whatever, then by all means, purchase yourself some LAUREN ALAINA MERCHANDISE from the LAUREN ALAINA STORE.

Because sometimes you just can’t live without a Lauren Alaina License Plate…

For your budding famewhore to wear to all of her dive bar karaoke gigs on a schoolnight, gotta get one of LAUREN ALAINA SUNNY BANDS (which Xerox-ed signature!):

If none of those tickle your fancy, you can always get a Lauren Alaina t-shirt or a copy of her debut album entitled Wildflowers. Yes. Her debut album is Wildflowers. Honey Boo Boo Child is like the trampstamp and ankle bracelet of American Idol.

Oh Lauren Alaina, if you were more like star-in-the-making Alana, I would maybe like you.

Toddlers & Tiaras Alana

Spread the word. Do it.

olahaha

“What the hell is wrong with you?!?! Who hates on a 17 year old girl? Seriously, get a life! You are one of the most pathetic creatures I have ever seen in my life! Your articles are poorly written and JUST FLAT OUT STUPID just like you. You are just a jealous piece of shit that I wouldn’t touch with a mile long pole. I bet you cry at night because you hate yourself and I can’t blame you” Now, how does that feel? that is just like what you are doing to her and I know for a fact that she read this article.
ellie

You are seriously the biggest asshole I have ever seen. RESEARCH BEFORE YOU POST! That license plate is from her music video! And it was INCREDIBLY rude to say “aren’t they starving the kid now?” She is on a diet and needs SUPPORT to loose weight not assholes like you making comments like that. And her CD is called “wildflower” not “wildflowers”. And her “mcmansion” isn’t a mansion. She still lives in the same house she did before she was on idol. She would rather use her WELL EARNED money on things for her MOTHER who she loves! And guessing by the way you talk about her mother, you were probably dropped you on your head as a baby by yours! If you are going to write a hate filled article, at least get your facts straight.
Noodle

I am amazed that Ceiling Fat has tards. I thought she would have eaten them by now.

http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

I think Idol/record company put her on the Farmbot Underwood diet.

BurgundyLaRue

I don’t have a problem with any singer/musician selling merchandise. They all do it, as it’s a quick and easy way to make money from diehard fans. But I would suggest that Lauren get BETTER merch. Because the license plate and headband do come off as Toddlers and Tiaras. And that’s not good for a new singer trying to establish herself as someone to be taken seriously.

Anonymous

All singers sell merchandise. It’s expected.

But this stuff just is not good.

Anonymous

Oh hello rabid stan going insane! Your grammatical lapse just made my day. Is it possible that your Lauren Alaina Sunny Band is too tight? I would check that.
wolfe

What an asshole you are……if you do not like then leave alone…….instead of being a sarcastic, mean bully…what did this hard working, commited, 17 year old ever do to you, & what have YOU ever done to be judge?