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What do you mean I have to watch American Idol tonight?

2011 May 24

So now they go ahead and put it back on Tuesday night? I was not ready for this. Can’t we just skip to tomorrow evening’s American Idol finale so we can see the fallen FUN contestants sing & whoop it up on the Nokia stage?

MJ has an ongoing list of rumors and what-not about the finale. What would we do without MJ? Also: Don’t you love the fact Bruce Springsteen would never be caught anywhere near this show? Who cares if Little Stevie’s wife loves it? And Clarence Clemmons playing sax with Lady Gaga doesn’t count. As much as I would love to hear the right contestant do a little Springsteen (If I remember correctly, Taylor Hicks is the only one to perform Springsteen on the show), would I want to hear Bruce bastardized? I am surprised U2 is playing the finale, especially after the complete and utter destruction of Beautiful Day last year, but then again, Bono needs money to save Africa. AND help promote Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark, which still may be the biggest disaster in Broadway history.

Let’s also laugh at Lauren Alaina doing a rejected Kristy Lee Cook song chosen by Carrie Underwood called Like My Mother Does. I hope Kellie Pickler is her stylist so this can all be so very right. Lauren Alaina. Singing a song about HER MOTHER. I hope its all about dressing like her, getting her nails done like her, shaking the booty like her, dying her hair the same. Like My Mother Does. I want to believe all of this is because Idol knows how much we want to laugh at Kristi Suddeth, the penultimate stage mommy.

Fact:

David Cook will perform the S10 boot song “Don’t You (Forget About me)” on the Idol final tonight.

Scotty McCreery and Lauren Alaina will perform their first singles on Tuesday’s final. Scotty’s song is called ‘Love You This Big’ and Lauren’s is a Kristy Lee Cook cover titled “Like My Mother Does.” Country songwriter, Tim Nichols, who wrote Tim McGraw’s country hit, “Live Like You Were Dying,” tweeted that Scotty recorded one of his songs. There’s no confirmation that the song is Scotty’s single.

Carrie Underwood and George Strait chose a song for Lauren and Scotty (respectively) to sing on Tuesday night’s final. Carrie posted on her fan club message board that it was a song she wanted to do on the show, but wasn’t able for one reason or another.

Scotty and Lauren’s 3rd song will be a “favorite performance” of their choosing from the past season.

According to her parents, Haley Reinhart will sing an original song on the finale. The tune will be released to iTunes, and if it’s successful, an album will follow.

Casey Abrams will perform with Jack Black on Wednesday’s finale

Bono and the Edge will will appear alongside cast members of the Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark on Wednesday’s finale.

Steven Tyler is expected to perform on Wednesday, sans Aeromsmith who turned down the opportunity to appear with their bandmate.

Lady Gaga will sing “Edge of Glory” from her new album on Wednesday’s finale, accompanied by Bruce Springsteen E Street Band saxophonist, Clarence Clemons.

Adam Lambert, Carrie Underwood confirmed to be at Wednesday’s finale.

RUMOR:

Praise 1300 is reporting that gospel star, Kirk Franklin, will sing his new single “Smile” on the finale Wednesday.

There’s a rumor that James Durbin will perform with the heavy metal band, Judas Priest on Wednesday’s finale

  • B York

    So glad to hear the Boss is above this nonsense. The day he or David Bowie appear on the stage is the day I declare is the day that music died.

    As for Bono and U2, they’ve been cop outs for quite awhile. Not only did they let Lee butcher “Beautiful Day”, they also let Adam Lambert make a total mess of “One” on the finale round of Season 8.

  • Pandora

    Thank you for watching on my behalf, TI. I’m about to get on a plane home from California so have a great excuse to miss it.

  • JaneRochester

    Thanks to the magic of my DVR, I will watch Cookie tonight and Haley & Casey & Jack tomorrow. That’s it.