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The proof is in the CHICKEN!

2010 August 15
by TopIdol

Did anyone else see this recent Tweet from Ryan Seacrest? Sure, a retweet but…

Done RT @justin_clark: @RyanSeacrest Hey Georgia boy, have you got your Chick-fil-A on at the new store in downtown L.A. near USC?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who else wants to bet Kerry Kolsch just shit her pants? I bet she is furiously typing away right now — without even bothering to wipe her ass. This MUST mean there is an undeniable link between American Idol, Chik-Fil-A, the State of Arkansas, AT&T, and your mother.

Spread the word. Do it.
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  • Mugsy

    Chick-fil-A’s spicy dressing is my favorite salad dressing in the yhole yide yourld.

    Who knew they could orchestrate such a conspiracy?

  • Mugsy

    Chick-fil-a has the best diet limonene. The wisk it in a big machine.

    Actually, it is the best. It is made of real, not preserved, lemon juice, Splenda, and water.

  • ross

    I never ate at Chik-fil-A in my life. Is it that good?

    • Legend

      Yes. It is that good.

      • deez

        I love the look on his face right before he sings “what a dirty rotten trick to play”, LOL!

    • et

      It’s goooooood… really good!

    • songkat7

      I had it once in my life, and remember it as being a very cheap, not-so-good chicken sandwich. It doesn’t exactly make my mouth water.

      • On The Edge

        Everybody’s allowed an off day. You gotta give it a second chance…

        Hey, I try not to be a tard for Idol. I don’t go around trying to convince anyone that David Cook or Kris Allen are the BESTEST!SANGERSEVAH!!1!!11! But darn it all, ChickFilA is that damn good. Well, either that or you went on a day they forgot to put the crack in the chicken. ;)

        • FreeDavidCook

          Seriously! I have wondered what type of addictive drug they stick in the chicken. Mouth watering right now..mmmmmm crack chicken!

        • songkat7

          Well then, I will give it another go when it comes to my area.

          • deez

            Most everyone I know loves it, but I do know one person who absolutely hates the place…so it’s possible that your opinion won’t change. S’OK.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            I will try it again. The next time I see one. But I’ve never been blown away by anything there.

          • ross

            The only one I’ve ever seen is in the food court of the local mall.

  • JoCeekiwi

    Chick-fil-A needs to come down under (NZ) and Kris needs to come with it.

  • Lauren

    Oh noes! KKK was right! EVERYONE HIDE!!!!!1!!!!1!!! I actually already knew Chick-fil-a was evil. A temptation sent down from the heavens to lure me away from vegetarianism with it’s chickeny goodness!

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      Oh yes, Lauren, you will not be able to resist! I know they’ll make it plain for you, too.

      • Lauren

        Pahahahaha! I really did love Chick-fil-a :/

    • snapcracklypop

      Whaaaat…there’s a new Chick-Fil-A in Downtown LA?? Well, I don’t work there anymore. I have heard there is one opening up around Sunset Blvd earlier this year. Don’t know if it still is going to be there is or if it’s done, or what. I used to get chicken nuggets with Chick-Fil-A sauce (the chicken strips are good too), but now when I go to a Chick-Fil-A – all I want to get is Spicy Chicken sandwich.

      • snapcracklypop

        Sorry, I meant I don’t work in Downtown LA anymore. Not at Chick-Fil-A, haha :)

    • et

      Chik-Fil-A aids and abets my inability to get chicken out of my diet, the last barrier to my vegetarianism. Beef? Gone. Pork. Gone? Chik’n? Still trying to quit you.

      • Lauren

        Heh, I know. You will eventually overcome though!

        • et

          Why is it so hard to give up chicken? I don’t even like it that much. I guess I need to eat as little as possible while I learn to eat other non-meaty sorts of things. I haven’t eaten any meat today… though the day is still young, haha.

          • sj

            You need support. Going vegetarian is really hard. It was for me anyway. Then I spent a year in a Buddhist monastery and now it’s no problem. You might try that. :)

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            I like meat. Moving forward…

            http://twitter.com/RyanSeacrest/status/21336743386

            HEHEHEHEHEHEHHHEHEHEHEHEHE

            KK must be tearing her hair out right now!

          • snapcracklypop

            So it is true Chick-Fil-A is opening in Hollywood. I heard about earlier this year. Wonder what took them so long, and it doesn’t sound like it’s opened yet.

          • et

            LOL, KK needs to come back and rant about Chik’n.

  • J

    It’s definitely a conspiracy. Check out Michael John’s tweets from the other day.

    # Perfection! I was told they’re opening one in Hollywood in april 4:15 PM Aug 13th via txt

    Ah sweet chicken goodness 3:49 PM Aug 13th via txt

    UPS messed up my delivery so i have to go downtown. However then i realised that Chick Fil A is close by so every cloud… here i come 12:51 PM Aug 13th via web

    • On The Edge

      Johns is from Atlanta (I know, he’s Australian…shut up). Chick-Fil-As in Atlanta are as prolific as Starbucks in Seattle.

  • On The Edge

    So what? Chick-Fil-A is finally making their national push, telling KFC there’s a new chicken in town. As soon as I saw they were in L.A. that was it, game OVER man! I do fear for Ryan though…you know he was a chubby kid, right? I’ll bet a steady diet of Chick-Fil-A while living in the ATL contributed to that. He was safe as long as he was in L.A.; now the CFA has followed him there. He better start running more.

    The real winner of American Idol 8? No, not Kris Allen…and no, not Adam Lambert, either. It was Chick-Fil-A. And us…all of us. Oh Chick-Fil-A, your all-natural, not frozen, pressure cooked in peanut oil daily, served up simply with two pickles on a bun, yummy goodness, I love you so.

    • et

      Must order the fruit cup instead of delicious waffle fries. Do it, Seacrest.

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      KFC is the most vile shit on the planet. I remember how we would sometimes get it when I was a child and I would be pissed. The mashed potatoes should not be fed outside of supermax prisons.

      • On The Edge

        KFC’s food has gone to hell, as has their customer service. And can we say DIRTY? Say what you will about their fundie ownership and being closed on Sundays (it’s as if they are punishing us for being hungover…withholding the cure just when you need it the most), Chick-Fil-A’s food is great and they go above and beyond to make sure the customer is satified. And they’re CLEAN.

      • On The Edge

        ^And that was supposed to be “satisfied,” BTW.

      • magnacarta

        I’ve worked in a KFC for a summer, and I know what’s in the gravy. I will never eat there again.

        • deez

          LOL…At the KFC close to my house, I frequently see their employees walking across the street to get Arby’s . :D

          • magnacarta

            KFC gravy recipe: French fries grease (and whatever stays in the bottom when you fry them in oil) + Fried chicken grease + flour + 12 different kinds of spices.

            They put it in the fridge and reheat it the next day if it has not been used completely.

            Fun tidbit: I almost killed myself once because the floor was so greasy I was gliding on it. Don’t work for KFC kids.

    • JaneRochester

      You guys are killin’ me here. I gotta try this stuff! Maybe I can sneak into the super sekrit one in Bloomington… it was Bloomington, wasn’t it?

      • jukejoint

        Yuppers. Somewhere inside State Farm. Not sure if it’s the HQ or Corporate South. But somewhere in there is a Chick-Fil-A. When I was looking, I also discovered there is one in the food court at the Illinois Union in Urbana and one somewhere in Charleston.

        • JaneRochester

          I confess: I went and looked (I blame On the Edge). The closest one to me is Racine. Racine is doable. Especially if Kris comes back to Milwaukee on his fall tour.

          C’mon, you little Arkansas cutie. You know you want to.

      • deez

        The sandwiches are really good. You just have to be somewhat careful, since they are actual real chicken breasts, and not preformed chicken fried patties. I always inspect mine first to ensure it’s gristle-free…occasionally, I need to perform minor surgery, lol. The chicken tenders are yummy with honey mustard. (and yes…the waffles fries *sob* too)

        The Chicken salad is OK, I’ve never tried their soup.

        • Pandora

          The chicken tenders are so yummy. With barbecue sauce too, not just the honey mustard.

    • Paulie

      Oh Chick-Fil-A, your all-natural, not frozen, pressure cooked in peanut oil daily, served up simply with two pickles on a bun, yummy goodness, I love you so.

      Darn it, this description just made my stomach grumble a bit. Is it really that good? Obviously Chick-Fil-A hasn’t reached overseas so all we get is KFC (remember those spam mail that claim KFC genetically modifies their chickens? LOL).

      Maybe I should get someone doggy bag CFA for me on his/her way back to Manila…

      • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

        I am still amazed at how many KFCs I’ve seen overseas. My first European city outside of London was Prague. I was kind of in shock. So I took a photo. Heh.

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  • FreeDavidCook

    They’re taking over the freaking world, man.

    Would it be tacky to buy a catering order and have it delivered to Ms Kolsch?

    • JaneRochester

      That could be difficult, seein as how she lives in the UK now. [eye roll]

      • FreeDavidCook

        So you’re saying that via a hole in the space-time continuum and with the help of some evil corporation Miami has somehow been miraculously relocated to the UK? How odd!

        I adored ChikFila and there is one in my town. My favorite brekky of all time was their sunflower seed studded bagel stuffed with a whole fried chicken breast, a scrambled egg and cheese. My arteries are clogging just thinking about it… now that I’m deadly allergic to peanuts, sunflower seeds and wheat I cannot even sit in the car going through drivethru without needing an inhaler. I miss their chickeny goodness!

        I still get their carrot raisin salad.

        • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

          Nah, she’s still in Miami doing who knows what. I forget how the UK thing got started, but I don’t recall her ever actually purporting to be residing in England or anything.

          • JaneRochester

            Oh, so those tweets were faux? I shouldn’t be surprised. I’m pretty sure she actually resides in another dimension.

      • deez

        :D

  • magnacarta

    There is not link between my mother and those cheating bastards. How dare you :O

    lol This is great :D

  • et

    Hahahaha, awesome. Fear the reach of the mighty Chik’n!

  • Blue Eyes

    I just saw that tweet and started laughing.