Idol Quickies: August 13, 2010
READ IMMEDIATELY — Gawker just posted Inside the Weird World of Justin Bieber Micro-Gossip sites. If you just removed The Moppet of Beelzebub’s name and replaced it with almost any male Idol contestant’s name, it would be the SAME ARTICLE. However, the offending parties in the Bieber scenario are all young girls. And now I have that Baby Baby Baby song in my head. Ugh. Anyhoo…
Season 9′s beloved Goatboy Casey James has signed a deal with Sony Nashville, as first confirmed via James on Twitter yesterday afternoon. Congratulations, Casey James! You know who else is happy for you? BIG MIKE LYNCHE! And you know what that means? SANDWICH TIME! And damn, do these Italian subs look YUMMY. You can also hear some yahoo in the background asking them if they were on American Idol because he only watched it once with his sister. Hee hee. I have not watched one performance video from this year’s tour — performance videos bore me to tears in almost any scenario — but Late Night Sandwich might be the best thing to come out of the entire season.
Remember Asia’h Epperson? (Bonus points if you could spell her name without looking, too.) Asia’h was on season 7 of American Idol and did not make it very far, but hey, that does not mean one can’t go to Hollywood without a golden ticket, right? Asia’h and another individual beat up someone at Colony (a nightclub, nothing to do with ants, puritans, or Western culture’s tradition of going into a bunch of places without white people and proclaiming This land is mine!) last night. The person who got their ass kicked made a citizen’s arrest. Bucket list, people. CITIZEN’S ARREST. TMZ reported the story, which really just sounds like the semi-finals / first episode of America’s Next Top Model. Bonus points if Asia’h spilled beer in the victim’s weave.
EW reports No final decisions regarding American Idol’s next panel of judges have been made. Blah blah blah. I DO NOT CARE. Do you care? I DO NOT CARE. This is a pathetic attempt to keep people talking about the show. Once again Idol, you bring to mind the old adage about a dead horse and hand-to-hand combat.
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