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GLAMnimal Cruelty

2010 August 19
by TopIdol

Someone probably thinks they’re representing the GLAMSPCA. WHATEVIA. My heart is breaking right now. Poor kitty cat. Devon Rexes (or Sphinxes, I always get them confused) aren’t often very nice, or very bright, but this little sweetie doesn’t deserve this shit. Look at his sad, sad eyes. THEY ARE CRYING FOR HELP. SAVE HIM.

WHY WOULD YOU PUT EYE LINER ON A CAT? You sick, sick fuck. (Yes. I didn’t even call you a sick frak because that’s how much I think you SUCK.) Do you fancy yourself an animal lover? Did it not occur to you that you put the safety and health of your cat at risk for a GODDAMN AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO?

OSKAR CURSES YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

As predicted the #glamphoto contest is the gift that keeps on giving.

Spread the word. Do it.
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from → Crazies

  • Kathy

    OMG tell me this isn’t the same cat?

    http://perezhilton.com/2010-08-24-r-catz

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      Wouldn’t load but I’m pretty sure it is. I heard that bastard posted it and I SAW the email he responded to when someone sent him the link. I got no credit. Gee, Perez. No wonder everyone hates you. You never credit bother bloggers.

  • snapcracklypop

    I am suddenly reminded of “Laser Cats” on SNL, because Adam uses lasers in his shows.
    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/laser-cats/2925/

  • http://princessleia04.livejournal.com SarahBeth

    Semi-related, semi-unrelated..

    Adam’s new fansite is launching on Monday.

    Its free until Sept 1. Then they’re charging people for memberships.

    http://alamb.groundctrl.net/store/categories/subscriptions

    • deez

      Lol….The Glam membership, and the Glitter Membership? wow.

      Why the hell PAY to be on that board when there are about 500 free ones out there where you can read the same stuff and look at the same exact pics of pissed off cats doctored up in Maybelline?

      • Blue Eyes

        Beware Glamberts, don’t get taken by paid fanboards!

        They are rip-offs! Joined Taylor Hicks paid fanboard and it was
        a total waste of money! They didn’t get me a good seat for his show!
        Seven rows back and off to the side! crappy seat!

      • et

        I thought you were joking about the Glam and Glitter memberships – that is hilarious. It sounds like you’re joining United Strippers of America or something :)

      • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

        Why the hell PAY to be on that board when there are about 500 free ones out there where you can read the same stuff and look at the same exact pics of pissed off cats doctored up in Maybelline?

        BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • http://princessleia04.livejournal.com SarahBeth

      And apparently, if you click on the ‘ticket’ link, they’re selling VIP packages for some shows for $175 which have a whole bunch of perks, plus ‘getting to skip the line’. THAT’ll go over real well. Way to encourage new fans.

      • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

        VIP Ticket packages seem to be a growing trend. They’ve been offering such things for a bunch of tours, including the Black Eyed Peas and Bon Jovi. Some have backstage passes, some have dinner before, et al.

        The first people lined up in front of the Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom at 5:30am! 5:30am! I’ve never seen such a thing, only for Idol contestants. NO ONE waits in line for that long. Doors open at a time, you go in. Make sure you’re there when doors open if you want to stake out a spot. Seriously. The VIP package allows for Lambert allows you to skip a line that should not even exist. HA

        • http://princessleia04.livejournal.com SarahBeth

          Its one thing for VIP packages. I think that’s cool, but getting to skip the line? For people who’ve been waiting since the ass crack of dawn, I’m sure that’ll go over well.

          I’m surprised the Casino Ballroom let them line up at that hour, especially since there’s shops and stuff around there. I’m interested to hear how they set the line up so it wouldn’t block traffic/shops/etc.

          Can’t wait for your recap.

      • Pandora

        But, but… I thought every show was SOLD OUT!!!! times infinity!!!!!!!!!!

        • Salleyanne

          That’s just a myth in Glambertland. Check the tour stats.

  • Kathy

    An people wonder why animals attack. My Calico Patches is livid.

  • Miz

    That is one pissed off cat. He doesn’t look sad to me at all. The outfit is downright tacky, and putting eyeliner on him (was animal testing involved in the production of that product?) is inhumane and potentially dangerous.

    I really don’t have a problem with dressing up pets on occasion. For me it’s usually hats which will come off as soon as the camera snaps. Of course I had a golden retriever who absolutely loved Santa hats and a friend’s beagle who loved to wear my hoodie when I took him for a walk in the cold or rain.

  • Darcy

    Umm, why has no one commented on the fact that the cat is pink? Is it just my screen? And for the person who said this was their cat and they know that s/he’s gay? WTF does being gay have to do with wanting to dress in drag? They’re freaking cats!! There’s nothing about kitty-sized HUMAN clothing that could possibly fulfill any cat’s needs (if any) relating to their orientation. O_0

    • FreeDavidCook

      Those type of cats are whatever color their underlying skin is. This baby’s skin is pinkish. Nothing wrong with the cat, just the retarded owner.

    • muzikizmi

      It is even more shocking that no one has commented on how handsome Oskar is, with no makeup at all. He is a natural beauty.

    • ross
  • Blue Eyes

    The kitty with it’s sad eyes, seems to be saying, “why did you do this to me, mommmy”?

    This is so sad to me, that a mad sparkle cow would do this to a poor defenseless animal just to get attention for herself.

  • FreeDavidCook

    His eyes aren’t crying sad kitty. They are saying things like ‘Just wait, I’ll shit in your shoes tonight..’ or ‘The minute you turn your back I’m so wiping my ass on your carpet.’

    • et

      Hmm, FreeDavidCook, you have a point. I know *my* cat — assuming she didn’t scratch me or bite me in the first place — would take the opportunity to shit on my pillow when I wasn’t looking in revenge. That’s how she rolls.

  • girl from mars

    I hope that poor kitty has an “accident” in her clean laundry pile, hahaha. Seriously though, even I get eye problems from eyeliner (even hypoallergenic) so how would she know her cat’s not going to get conjunctivitis or something gross like that? Also, does she use the eyeliner afterward? Mmm, cross contamination of eye goo.

    • deez

      Oohhhh…clean laundry basket- litter box mix-up is NOT good. I’ve had that one before.

  • comer

    I must say this twitter contest really is like an early Xmas. I haven’t laughed as much as I did while I was looking through the photos and leaving comments (complimentary ones, of course!) on my favorites in a long time. The many thanks I have gotten in return show how oblivious these poor fans are. I just love the person who came up with this contest idea. :)

    I didn’t get around to commenting on that cat one, but I saw it and thought “wth?”, but I did comment on some of the parents “dressing up” their kids. “It was their idea,” one claimed. Right. LOL

  • wino

    i give people a pass when they dress up their pets (hey, chiquaquas in tiny tees can be cute) but make-up is just wrong. thank good this person didnt dye the poor cat’s head black, to create faux-hair.

    and dont get me started on the cat “being gay”. no gay animal would be caught in that blue ruffled disaster…AND with a fuschia flower? bytch please.

  • marissa

    Ew, that’s disgusting. That just, ugh, what a horrible thing to do to your animal, don’t put makeup on an animal douchebag. Like someone said, he might lick it off, that’s not good for him. Plus one of the cute kids or teenagers who submitted a photo is going to win, not your cat. But really, that’s just not a good way to treat a pet. At all. So stupid.

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      http://twitter.com/SelenaLV/status/21635028848

      @PerezHilton @adamlambert #glamcat is my cat and he is gay. It would be cruel to not let him be in drag. He loves it!!

      • marissa

        lol…what? Hopefully that person is joking. I don’t know, makeup just doesn’t seem like a healthy thing to put on an animal’s skin.

        I looked at some of the other pics though and they’re cute and animal-free. :) Some of the guys are really hot too.

      • Lauren

        Oh…oh my. I can think of situations where she could become aware that her cat is gay, but I can’t think of a single one in which she could figure out her cat likes drag. As far as I know, cats don’t like clothes and eyeliner, gay or straight.

        • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

          And once you fix a cat, they’re kind of all…asexual in a sense. I don’t know how you would tell if your cat was gay if they’ve been fixed.

          The Weekly World News did an article on how to tell if your pet was gay. I threw it out! (And its no longer in print. BOO!) If you’re familiar with the WWN, you’ll see why I find this hilarious. The reasons included: liking feather boas and things with glitter and getting excited when gay celebrities, like Ellen DeGeneres and Elton John, came on TV. I’m not joking. It’s not like the WWN would use real scientific backing, even though BAT BOY IS REAL. So um, yeah…

          Maybe she thinks they’re gay because they curl up together. Sphinx and Devon Rex do that. BECAUSE THEY ARE COLD. A good friend of mine has always had the latter and they spend most of their time snuggling for warmth.

          • et

            LOL, yeah, the poor cats are COLD they are practically bald!

          • jukejoint

            I once saw an article in the WWN about how to know if your co-worker was an alien. (Like, frm Mars. Not from Mexico.) I think you were supposed to watch them to see if they displayed an unnatural attraction to the copy machine, ate French Fries with a spoon and put White-Out on their nails. I’m completely serious.

            So maybe that chick needs to watch her cat to see if it would eat White-Out or try to make love with the DVR. If so, ALIEN, not GAY. Or maybe gay alien?

          • Lauren

            But…but I like paining my fingernails with white-out!

          • et

            Are you an alien? Is that why you’re a sane Glambert? It’s impossible for human Glamberts to be sane, for real? Is this why you wouldn’t start your lecture series on Sane Glambertism 101?

          • Lauren

            OMG That must be why! I am an alien! You found out my secret!

          • et

            Lauren you are *busted*, you alien girl you!

  • sodagrape

    That’s really upsetting. If these idiots want to dress up in ridiculous clothes and douse themselves with gallons of glitter, go right ahead — it’s their choice. But leave poor defenseless animals out of it. They don’t get a say in the matter.

    If you want an autographed picture that badly, send him some fanmail and request one.

  • deez

    That’s gonna be fun to wash off.

  • Nich

    Jeez people, what the fuck?? How is that acceptable?

  • Legend

    Where is PETA when you need them?

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      OOOOOH. Good idea! They HAVE to be on Twitter.

    • Lauren

      Oh lordy. Are you going to hire the crazies to harass the …ummm… crazies?

      • Legend

        Lauren…….THAT would be fabulous and so Karmic.

      • et

        Haha, no kidding, I spend more hours than I have in a day rescuing animals but I *kinda* avoid PETA like the plague. That said, if you want to have someone relentlessly pursue and attack someone… this PETA can do.

        • Lauren

          You know normally I wouldn’t recommend PETA for anything, but you have a point here. xD

  • Lauren

    Ummm Melinda, you need to submit that picture of Oskar to the contest. I think you would have an actual chance of winning! LOL!

    But yes, any glamming of a pet that does not involve photoshop is just plain cruel…

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      Also, it was likely HER eye liner. Perhaps she sterilized it with alcohol? Doesn’t matter. It is sick. It is wrong. You can harm an animal doing such things, not even to mention what you’ve done to his poor self esteem. Poor kitty cat. Oskar is PISSED.

      • et

        I hope kitty at least got to bite the crap out of whoever did that. Mine would. Good luck putting eyeliner on my cat. She’s a crazy beyotch.

      • mtlfan

        what is worst is that likely the cat is going to remove it with his paws by licking. Great cat’s food! You know how cats are clean little pets

    • et

      That Oskar picture rocks. It makes me laugh every time I look at it :)

      • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

        The furry arms are key. That chop is beautiful. One of my all-time favorites.

        • Lauren

          You NEED to enter the #glamphoto contest!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!

    • Lauren

      You know, my dog would sit there and let it happen, BUT I WOULD NEVER PUT HER THROUGH THAT ORDEAL IN THE FIRST PLACE! If the woman had just dressed up the cat, it would be whatever. But that animal doesn’t know not to flinch. She could have stabbed her kitty’s eye. Is a signed picture from Adam REALLY worth that? I don’t think so.

      • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

        Ha, Lauren! That’s kind of exactly what I just Tweeted to @Peta ;)

        • Lauren

          You need to tell me if they respond. Just you know, don’t go to their website. lol

        • et

          You know, the notion of PETA vs. THE HIVE is… pretty awesome.

          • Lauren

            Oh my gawd…for once I may actually be #teamPETA. LOL! After all, if they put that much effort into saving the “seakittens”, imagine how much they’ll do for a REAL kitten!

  • justpeachy

    How do you actually put eyeliner on a cat? Our cat has his claws, so ain’t no way.
    That picture of Oskar is hilarious and creepy. Those hands with the very furry arms.

    • Bombycilla

      haha that’s what I was thinking! She must have a very laid back cat because mine would have mauled me.

      • FreeDavidCook

        I wrote about this yesterday but just how funny some of the entries are.

        Oh I’m sure that kitty inflicted some damage. I know no cat that would sit still for eyeliner. She probably looks like someone weed wackered her hands and arms right now. I think the picture is hysterical, hysterically bad and awful at the same time. I keep telling myself that afterward she took a damp warm washcloth and rubbed off the eyeliner. Perhaps she deserves a package of glittery bandaids and a citation for animal cruelty.

  • songkat7

    I hope that cat scratched up their owner but good after that. That’s insanely disgusting.

  • Acrobat

    For the love of Flying Spaghetti Monster, THEY MUST BE STOPPED.

    That poor kitty. The look on its face is all, “I’ll enjoy killing you later.”

  • et

    Hmmph, where’s the codpiece? Poor kitty. Oskar, kick some ass.