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Idol Quickies: July 11, 2010

2010 July 11

I don’t give a flying frak Carrie Underwood got married this weekend. Do you? Nice that she kicked people out of the Ritz, though. Nice one, Farmbot. And people always told me I was wrong for loathing you. (Of course, wouldn’t this have been addressed in the planning?)

Non-wedding guests were served with letters informing requiring them to leave the premises by noon on Friday. Carrie was supposed to arrive at the Ritz by helicopter on Friday.

Michael Lynche ate a sandwich with Salt & Vinegar Pringles on the side. He also ask-Tweeted to see Tim Urban’s chest. (Ok, that last one was as-per-the-request of fantards, I think.) I honestly think the contestants on tour are having more fun using Twitter and making sandwiches. There are likely a handful of Lee DeWyze Tards who have subsisted on nothing but peanut butter & jelly sandwiches since yesterday morning. Perhaps this is just a plea for food on everyone’s behalf?

Kim Caldwell did something for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Good job for a good cause!

If you’re in Kansas City today, Melinda Doolittle is appearing at the NAACP Convention from 4-6 and will be signing copies of her book. Go Mindy Do!

Alex Wagner-Trugman remains the funniest former Idol contestant on Twitter.

Nashville Scene acknowledges the batshit crazy Glamberts who took event listings writer Adam Gold to task for having fun with his description of Adam Lambert’s concert last week. Notice how when any publication prints anything not 125% glowing about Adam Lambert, they end up following up with a THESE PEOPLE ARE LUNATICS post 2-3 days later? I sense a trend. In any case, Alex Gold cracks me up. Any attempts at reasoning with these people…

@JGlambert. Lambert’s vocal prowess is not what’s been called into question here, an artistic choice is. But since you brought up … Neither Springsteen nor Bono can sing? At all? Really? God gave you ears, that I can deduce are capable of hearing ½ in a physical sense, at least ½ and you TOTALLY blew it.

On another note, saying that I’m a homophobe because my nausea kicks in when I hear Adam Lambert give “Ring of Fire” the Evanescence treatment, is like the Irish Defamation League coming after you for saying Bono can’t sing. Bono has given you plenty of ammo with which to make of him. Seriously, either step it up a bit if you’re gonna go there or keep your comments and criticisms relevant to the piece in question.

Also, what’s a smank?

Yeah…what is a smank? But I swear these people have form letters they copy verbatim every single day. Scientologists do this kind of thing too…

Adam Lambert’s singing was called “outstanding”"impeccable”flawless”incredible” by the AI judges, mentors, guest singers on AI. He is rated #2 of top 50on DDDmusic which has approximately 15 criteria judging a singer ‘s technical skill. The entire recording industry jumped on board to work with him. mr gold looks stupid because of his article. He has lost all credibiltiy and it is gone forever. His own fault. Prejudice has ruined more than one life.

Come on, come on, come on…I know you can do it…say it…come on, bring that one guy up…YES. Glamberts, you never let me down.

@jimmy, please catch up. Adam Lambert won #1 Artist of 2009 by Rolling Stone readers. Won #;3 spot by MTV and best of all, even passed my fav Freddie Mercury for #2 on DDD music eval Technical Skill Rock Singers: Evaluation based on singing ability not popularity or influence (Adam has 70 city tour then goes to Europe and Asis means SUCCESSFUL)
Anyho! The eval based on:Prijection, Resonance,endurance,Range, Versatility-tonal, Stylistic, Technical And Breath Support, Register Switching,Register Blending,Pitch, Vocal Runs,Consistency Throught Registers, Volume Control, Vibrato Control, Sustain, and Diction. It is more finely tuned these day, Freddie Mercury was number one, now Jackie Wilson is #1,Adam Lambert2, Freddie Mercury#3. It is a singer’s technical talent not a popularity contest. Freddie is my fav tho I love Adam a lot.

What’s great about the follow-up posts about Batshit Crazy Glamberts is that they always yield MORE batshit craziness. Hey, Adam Gold, if we’re ever in the same city, I’m definitely buying you a drink.

Making reference to this does not make me a homophobe. Calling me a homophobe is as boneheaded and inane as when Glenn Beck compares Barack Obama to a Nazi. It’s a bunch of elemental and rhetorical malarkey people invoke to put themselves on a moral high-ground as a substitute for actually making a point.

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  • maturin

    July 13 in repy to Marissa July 13 (have no idea where in the thread this will land)

    Ok, since you came back and are attempting this again, speaking as another reader: arrrgh.

    I have a totally genuine question….What’s the allure? I think it’s mostly that people are unhappy that Adam’s doing well and getting respect in the real world, but of course, I’m a fan, lol.

    No, you don’t have a genuine question, Marissa. You’ve just ignored every SINGLE point that TI or other readers have made –and gone back to repost again you’re “but y do you haaate Adaaam” deal.” This is a request by you for people to tell you why they don’t like the pop singer you’re obsessed with. When they reply –with negative comments about Adam–in your head this will justify adding anywhere between 10 and 20 additional lengthy “defenses”, all of which you’ve repeated many times before.

    This is the very definition of NOT a genuine question.

    You’ve spent what…six months? Longer? Posting in this blog for the purpose of trying to get people to stop talking about what they like to talk about.

    Now, assuming you have the ability to look at your own intentions at all, why are you doing this?

    It’s not because you’ll succeed in causing people to stop mocking/gossiping/having fun with stuff from a TV show that you take way too seriously. Look at you requesting the very sort of post you say you don’t like (eg “tell me why you don’t like him, it’s cause you’re jealous isn’t it”).

    You behavior has nothing to do with the real world person called Adam Lambert, can you see that? We could be arguing about frozen pizza. You comment here because you enjoy starting (and restarting and restarting and restarting) these discussions in which you demand that people to talk about *why* they dislike/mock what they do. So they tell you. And then someone says something that really hurts your feelings, , and then you feel sorry for yourself and post at great length how unfair it all is. Rinse. Repeat. Return.

    We get it. You enjoy that cycle.

    The rest of the readers don’t, though. It’s really, truly, terribly boring. And annoying.

    That is what people mean when they tell you you are “passive aggressive,” and I’m willing to bet its a highlight of the rest of your life. You do something over and over and over that other people tell you is annoying them. They ask you to stop. You don’t. You see other people as “mean,” but your whole behavior is intended to provoke a response that gives you an excuse to feel wronged and self-righteous. It’s exciting to you, so you do it again.

    Why not stop? There are better ways to enjoy life

    • caspar

      I’d also like to note that Marissa apparently has no problem with sites like MJs, where most threads are now overtaken by Lambert-worshippers. I never go over there and demand to know WHY WHY WHY do they like him so much. Nor do I spend many paragraphs telling them how close-minded and mean they are for not preferring David Cook.

    • saffergirl

      Maturin, thank you!! That’s what I was thinking, but probably wouldn’t have been able to articulate so well. And good point about mj’s.

      Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go cry myself to sleep. Adam, why do you have to be so damn successful? How can I ever be happy again??? Gah!!! (Seriously, marissa! And you expect us to believe that you are NOT a glambert…hmmm)

    • Salleyanne

      Maturin, you’re my hero (LOL). You said it better than I could.

    • marissa

      Okay—first of all, there hadn’t been a comment on this thread for like 24 hours, so I thought it was dead and that I was talking only to Melinda, if she even saw it. The comment was not meant to get seen by everyone and start something—hence putting it in a (I thought) dead thread.

      “You’ve just ignored every SINGLE point that TI or other readers have made –and gone back to repost again you’re “but y do you haaate Adaaam” deal.” This is a request by you for people to tell you why they don’t like the pop singer you’re obsessed with.”

      This may be pointless since we’ll probably never really understand each other, but:

      1) Seriously, you can’t possibly have read my comments and think I’m saying that you should be fans of Adam. That’s not what I’m saying at all and I don’t think that at all, and I think that’s pretty clear in my comments. No artist is liked by everyone and why would Adam be an exception to that?

      I don’t think I’ve ever asked people to explain why they don’t like Adam musically—that would be stupid. It’s music—why would you have to explain why you don’t like something? A lot of it is visceral and all of it is personal preference. I would never expect any artist I like to be liked by everyone else—that would be ludicrous. It’s totally fine to find Adam too theatrical or screechy or just not interesting—that’s a completely valid opinion because it’s music and we all have our musical likes and dislikes, and I don’t think I’ve ever said otherwise (and fwiw, I don’t think you have bad taste or are automatically homophobic if you’re not into him, either). So what you’re saying there isn’t accurate.

      What I have asked people to explain is why many people here have such an intense antipathy towards Adam (not the crazy fans, which I get, but Adam) that they spend about 80% of this blog talking about how awful and stupid and untalented he is—anger at the psychotic fans almost always turns into anger at him, or at least strong dislike, and it gets talked about over and over. Why do you devote that kind of energy to someone you don’t like? Why is it fun or satisfying? I get that it is, but why? It’s not a matter of national urgency or anything, it’s just something I don’t understand.

      2) I don’t think I’ve ignored people’s points, I just don’t feel like they answer my question—and when I ask them to clarify, that doesn’t work. Of course, that might just be one of those things where we’re just never going to get each other.

      Basically, there seem to be several points: People say that you don’t hate on Adam, it’s the crazy fans. Sometimes that’s true, but it often doesn’t seem true, as I said, hating the fans seems to often turn to hating Adam or at least feeling a major compulsion to talk about what you don’t like about him, and it seems like a lot of posts are about Adam being stupid, ugly, freakish, ungrateful, rude, untalented, fake, repulsive, arrogant, douchey, etc. I think anyone looking at this blog can see that. It’s not always true, but it’s often true.

      So my question is, why do you guys feel so strongly about Adam that you need to talk negatively about him so much? I don’t find Kris particularly interesting (just my personal opinion, obviously many disagree and that’s fine), and I can’t imagine wanting to belong to one of the crazy fan sites that spends a lot of its time bashing Kris. Why talk so much about something you don’t like? And how are you guys different from those crazy fan sites?

      Other points are that it’s the internet, it’s snark, it’s fun, etc. I get that. My question is why? Why is it fun? It just seems like a lot—not all, but a lot—of people here are negatively obsessed with Adam. People follow his career and make whole posts just to focus on how much they don’t like him. Why do you enjoy spending your time like that?

      It just seems like—most of you are adults. It seems like almost all of you are older than I am and a lot of you are middle-aged. Seeing adults act this way is weird to me—it seems immature and irrationally angry, and I don’t get why adults would want to be like that or why you enjoy spending your time like this. I just don’t understand it.

      So, that’s it, I guess.

      Quickly: I’m not a passive-aggressive person in real life ( and generally considered pretty fun/easygoing, I think) and I don’t think I’m being passive-aggressive—I’m pretty openly saying what I think. And I don’t feel personally “wronged” or anything, I just don’t get the general attitude, and I’m trying to understand it, not to start pointless wank.

      I’ve only been to msjbigblog a couple times and I don’t have an account there, but from what I’ve seen it seems like a stupid site filled with crazy people and idolberts—almost every Adam fan, Kris fan, Allison fan, etc., that I’ve seen there has been crazy. Not a good place or a place where I’d be interested in spending time. Ick.

      You know, maybe this only seems weird to me because I’ve never been a fan of someone with a large online element before. Or at least, not that I was aware of—for example, I know that Gaga fans have a huge online presence but I just haven’t come across it much. So it probably just seems weirder to me than it is.

      And while I get disturbed maybe too easily by things I don’t understand, it’s not like what you guys say here effects real life, so it’s not particularly important.

      And while I think there’s a weird level of antipathy sometimes, the only “That’s just wrong” sort of things I’ve seen here are when people refer to Adam as “she” or call him a woman or a drag queen or something. That feels like saying that gay guys or effeminate guys aren’t really men or that being those things is something to mock.

      • Lauren

        Marissa, I haven’t seen anything wrong with the majority of your posts but I am just going to make the suggestion that if you want to speak to TI privately, just shoot her an email. I do that (a lot).

        I also just want to make a distinction between the actual blog and the comments. TI rarely if ever creates a post solely to make fun of Adam or bash him, etc. The comments thread may turn into that eventually, but it didn’t start with the posts.

        Why is it fun to bash the crazies? It just is. Might make me a horrible person, but after you’ve had encounters with some of them, you will start to understand. I can’t understand the allue of bashing Adam or Kris, but I’m a fan of both so…

        Only person here refers to Adam as a drag queen and I am fairly certain that even a good number of the posters who strongly dislike Adam, would agree that what she is saying isn’t right.

        Again, I highly suggest that you send TI an email so you can right things with her.

        • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

          That’s not really necessary, but I will say this…no one should post anything on a public blog unless they expect others to see it. So I don’t really buy that line. My email is readily available, as is my Twitter account.

          Again, Marissa is rehashing this nonsense which we’ve all politely asked her to stop doing. It’s getting tedious and tiresome.

          • marissa

            Wait, where is your e-mail on this site? I honestly don’t see it–I looked, and I see where you can subscribe for e-mail updates, but not your e-mail? And twitter is still pretty public. Sigh. I really did not mean this to be super public.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            Really? Well, you could have fooled me.

          • Lauren

            topidolblog@gmail.com

            It’s under the “About Top Idol” link at the top.

        • marissa

          Thanks Lauren. :)

          I think I probably just shouldn’t post here anymore. I do think I have some valid points but I can also see that I’m probably being way too sensitive at times–it is the internet, after all, I shouldn’t take it so seriously–and that maybe this just isn’t the place for me, which is fine.

          • Lauren

            I like you and want you to post here, but it seems stressful for both you and quite a few other people when you do, so do whatever you think is best. :)

      • rehabilitard

        OMG, the lenght of this comment! Marissa, you have a lot of free time and you are taking all things Adam too personally.

      • auntieaimee

        Marissa, you are trying to dictate the discussion by shaming people into behaving the way you would like them to behave. People don’t like that.

      • et

        And while I get disturbed maybe too easily by things I don’t understand, it’s not like what you guys say here effects real life, so it’s not particularly important.

        But that’s the whole contradiction – you say it’s not important, you don’t care if people don’t agree with you about Adam… but then you post extremely long posts either defending him or chiding people for “mocking” him.

      • On The Edge

        I didn’t read your entire post (daaaaaamn that was long) but I had to address this:
        Okay—first of all, there hadn’t been a comment on this thread for like 24 hours, so I thought it was dead and that I was talking only to Melinda, if she even saw it. The comment was not meant to get seen by everyone and start something—hence putting it in a (I thought) dead thread.
        I would think you’ve been here long enough to see the “Recent Comments” links on the right-hand side of TI’s blog. The moment you post a comment on a “dead” thread, as you called it, it brings it back to life and bumps it to the top of the Recent Comment list. You either are very unobservant, or you knew your response would be seen (and I have bullshit on speed-dial; I’ve called it in the past plenty of times, and I’m calling it again).

        • On The Edge

          And I know darn well I put Marissa’s quote in < block quote > formatting, I guees the cancelled it out? Argh, formatting FAIL on my part.

          • On The Edge

            FUUUUUCK!!! I give up.

        • JaneRochester

          “I have bullshit on speed-dial.” That’s brilliant. Can I use it?

          • On The Edge

            Oh honey, have at it! Not mine originally anyway…just remember it from message boards past.

  • OvenMitt

    I’m not a complete foodie or anything, but how does personal trainer Big Mike not realize how vile that crud is that he’s about to consume? Don’t even get me started on the enriched white bread, and bologna? My husband the butcher won’t even touch bologna with a ten-foot pole. Also, I watched one of those “How It’s Made” shows about Pringles. They have less than 50% potato in then, so they aren’t technically allowed to be called potato chips. I think they refer to them as potato “snacks”. Blech.

    And there’s my sermon on processed food, folks. I guess something’s gotta maintain the neckfurters on the back of Mike’s head, huh?

    • On The Edge

      I remember reading about how Michael Phelps consumed either 10- or 20,000 calories a day in order to fuel his workouts/competition during the Olympics. I t was justified in that he was actually burning that many calories and perhaps more (of course, as it turns out it may have simply been MASSIVE cases of the munchies). Big Mike may be eating relative to the amount he works out (though how much working out can one do on the road)?

  • et

    See, this is just a classic example of reading waaaaay too into anything Idol-related:

    From MJ’s:
    “Why does the Tribune have to refer to Kris’s concert “family friendly?” Is that an indirect slam at someone else?”

    • et

      Maybe I’m too laid back. I don’t read into stuff, but then again I don’t read all the reviews and stuff in the first place because all I care about is if *I* like it. I’m self-centered like that, haha.

    • naiya

      I thought the article was trying to make a distinction between the afternoon concert being more of a teen event and the evening concert being +21 with lots of beer. That is how I read it anyway.

      • jukejoint

        Ditto. Noontime. Lots of tots passing by on their way to American Girl. Family friendly.

      • et

        But, but, it’s an insult to Adam, dammit!

        Really, that’s a huge stretch. And Kris’s set IS family friendly anyway – I’d take my kids.

        • ross

          “Why does the Tribune have to refer to Kris’s concert “family friendly?” Is that an indirect slam at someone else?”

          A paranoid Glamdroid?

          • margie

            Is Adam not having a concert in Chicago too? I stay out of the non-Kris posts. Gives me a headache. I thought it meant the afternoon was family friendly and the Block Party sure was not. Why can’t they realize not everything is about the Glam God?

          • et

            LOL, indeed! I had to laugh at her follow up question, though:

            “Have they ever used the term “family friendly” at Cook’s, Archie’s, Daughtry or Carrie’s concerts? ”

            Just… can’t… let… it… go!

          • jazz

            “Paranoid Glamdroid.” Bwahahahaha!

  • caspar

    1) Still not seeing any evidence about Carrie, guys! ‘My cousin says Faith Hill is a whore’ is not convincing me that Carrie is a bitch.

    2) The reason I detested Lambert’s Ring of Fire is that he looked exactly like Norma Desmond to me. And that high school musical way he made an ‘agonized’ face and screech/whimpered ‘It burns, it burns‘… like a Preparation H commercial gone very wrong.

    • Blue Eyes

      Just a little tidbit about Faith Hill. I have a friend who is a security guard at a venue that both Faith Hill and Tim MaGraw performed at. He said that Tim was great and friendly and even played basketball with the guards, but he said Faith Hill was the biggest bitch and diva he’s ever seen. No surprise there. She’s got that bitchy look about her.

    • songkat7

      It’s not my story to tell, but if I get permission I will, promise. :)

  • w.dark

    Classy move, Farmbot. I almost wish I’d been a paying guest of the resort – with reservations made well in advance, so I could tell her to shove her eviction letter up her bony ass. If it’s something the Ritz did in anticipation of the event, and they advised guests when they checked-in, that would be different.

    I wonder if she’ll evict people from her divorce courtroom in the same fashion? ;)

    Also, I heart Adam Gold. I’m getting a kick out of the reactions.

    • Pandora

      I was away for the weekend and stayed offline so I missed all of the Adam Gold fun. He is my new hero however.

  • deez

    Fox can stop searching for a new Idol judge. All they need is Paul the Octopus.

    • Lauren

      …Did I miss something?

      • deez

        The World Cup’s Mollusk Prognosticator, Paul the Octopus! He correctly picked 8 of 8 winners! (one for each tentacle)

        He picked Spain today…who needs judges?
        To quote Pete Campbell, “A thing like that!”

        • Lauren

          I’m still pretty confused…why is an octopus making World Cup picks?

          • deez

            It’s a German thing! I’ll find a link.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            You haven’t heard about Pupol Paulo yet??

            Seriously. Look up Paul the Octopus RIGHT NOW!

          • deez
          • rehabilitard

            Because it is Paul the psychic octopus :)

          • Lauren

            Who got it into their head to ask an octopus to pick who he thought would win soccer (football) matches? I don’t get it.

          • deez

            I already TOLD you… it’s GERMAN!

          • Lauren

            HOW DOES THAT EXPLAIN ANYTHING?

          • deez

            LOL nevermind…just a stereotype (a German’s odd sense of humor) thing.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            Germans are known for their “avant garde-ness.” I love Germans. One of my best friends is German. He is the Mad German. (Yes, this is what I call him.) If you met him, you would immediately see this is a perfect nickname.

            I can dig up some websites and other oddities for you to see why Deez’s explanation fits :)

          • deez

            Thanks TI, I was at a loss…it’s hard to explain. Lauren, have you ever seen the old SNL “Sprockets” skits?

          • Lauren

            No, I don’t believe I have seen that. I was just being slow. I have heard that German stereotype, I just didn’t connect the dots. It’s 1:30 am, ok?

          • deez

            It’s OK!!! :)

            (I think my joke was a FAIL)

          • jukejoint

            Do you want to touch my monkey?

          • deez

            Now is the time on SCHPROCKETS ven ve dance!!!

        • Verbally Dyslexic

          Football fans will believe anything especially if there’s money on the line. Also, it’s fun, like part of a ritual every four years.

          • deez

            Seriously, unless Paul becomes sushi in four years…i’m putting down some cash on that little suckers :) picks!

          • Verbally Dyslexic

            Lol at suckers! You could try sooner, deez. Paul might be consulted again when the European Championships come around in 2012. :)

          • deez

            True!!! If he’s still around (Germans can be vindictive).

    • et

      LOL, I could go for Pupol Paul as a judge. He couldn’t be less productive than Randy?

  • marissa

    I remembered this quote (it stuck in my memory because I love the New Yorker and I thought the description was really good) that says what I mean much more eloquently:

    “I’ve been an ‘Idol’ fan since Season 5, and as far as I can tell he’s the strongest musical talent who’s ever been in the competition,” said Alex Ross, music critic for the New Yorker. “Beyond the flair and style he’s a very technically secure, accurate singer who is especially good at getting the words across — diction and such — and finding different colors for different songs.”

    That’s sort of what I mean–I just think that Adam is amazing at finding those different colors and emotional levels and everything for different songs, and his phrasing always changes and it’s just always different and new, even when it’s a song he’s sung a ton of times (though I’m pretty sick of Mad World, lol, and I haven’t even watched any tour videos), and it’s that creativity and love of music and musicality that makes me love him, and all my other favorite singers.

    • marissa

      …That was supposed to be a reply in the thread below. Sorry, this probably makes no sense out of context.

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      Please don’t be throwing quotes up from publications/blogs touting ANYONE’S talents ad nauseum. That can get very tiresome, as it has before.

      • marissa

        No, this was the only quote. Some people were quoting from the Adam Gold article, so I thought it was okay? :(

      • marissa

        And it wasn’t meant as a general “touting the talent” thing, I quoted that like some people quoted the Adam Gold article because it specifically explained what I was thinking. But it’s just the one quote–I just had the one thought, lol.

        • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

          And I’m referring back to your earlier posts where you threw up quote after quote. When you’re quoting a specific article that was posted, or something relevant to the topic at hand (and current), that’s fine. But its when you bring back stuff said in April 2009 or something just as part of your “Adam Lambert is a genius” argument, that it gets tedious.

          Marissa, I really want to welcome you hear with open arms, but I just can’t get past thinking you’re here to do nothing more than play the concern troll role. You only seem to post on Lambert-centric entries, which is fine, I guess, but I think it might make your actions seem more genuine if you were to enter the conversation on other subjects. Sometimes, you come off as passive-aggressive, like in one of your last comments where you just had to compare the preferences of others:

          So, agreeing to disagree is probably the way to go, lol. It’s just different ears, I guess–you think Adam is scream-y, I think he’s awesome, you think Kris is awesome, I think he’s bland. Different tastes in music.

          There was no mention of Kris Allen in the post, nor was there any reason to compare the two in this instance. Time & time again I tell people to NOT bring up Lambert on any posts specifically about Kris Allen, just as I am going to do when the tables are turned. There was nothing in the above post which justified the comparison, nor was there in anything a commenter said.

          I would like it if you stuck around here, but I would appreciate it if you came over here for other reasons than what often appears as only to push the buttons of those who don’t care for Glambert rhetoric.

          • Lauren

            She only posts in Adam-centric posts as that is what she is interested in. When you posted my review, I was worried that a few of the posters here really wouldn’t like it. They stayed out of that thread as it didn’t interest them. IMO, it makes a lot of sense to only post in what interests you.

            And TI, but Kris was already brought up. I HATE when Kris/ Adam are brought up to be compared to each other, but she was just responding to a previous comment about the two of them.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            Sure, however, people still manage to say hi in other threads. There is a difference in wanting to be part of a “community” of sorts, and in wanting to join in an honest discussion. There are a reason why some posts have lots of comments and others do not, but there is a difference in wanting to join a conversation and simply troll. This sort of thing happens on every blog.

          • marissa

            Okay…I can see where you’re coming from on some of that, but if you read that thread, I was absolutely not the person who brought up Kris, or who even started comparing Kris and Adam. At all.

            Verbally Dyslexic said:

            As far as I know, Kris didn’t really do disco on disco night either; he flipped the Donna Summers tune with a bossa nova beat.

            Ross said:

            Maybe but I don’t think Kris was cavalier about it. At least it was still something you could dance to. I think Donna Summer could have sung Kris’s version of the song. Adam didn’t even attempt to be in the spirit of the genre. (And on Rat Pack week, Kris did a good swing version of The Way You Look tonight. Adam was the only one who didn’t really even try to fit himself into the genre. I was sorry Matt went home because at least he showed he had some knowledge and appreciation of the genre.)

            I actually think the avoidance of the genres was a factor in his not winning. I don’t think he showed a lot of versatility, and Kris did.

            The first time I mentioned Kris was in response to that:

            Also, isn’t Verbally Dyslexic right that Kris did that as well? He didn’t do disco on disco night–he took a disco song and changed it to make it fit his style. I remember liking that version, actually, he did something very cool. He and Adam both avoided disco on disco night, lol.

            I didn’t start comparing them until ross brought them up in that way. And even then, nothing that I said was any different from what others were saying, I just prefer a different person.

            So no, I’m not the one starting the same old comparison again–and I said I thought Kris was bland, but I don’t think that’s any worse or different from anything Ross said, I just happen to like Adam.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            No on needed to bring him up, and it was okay for awhile b/c it was specifically referring to a couple of those nights. But hey, you didn’t bring up how you felt about Matt Giraud. And they shouldn’t have brought him up but I didn’t see where it was going until I read further. However, people were dissecting Lambert’s covers just fine, that’s allowed. Just as it would if this post were about anyone else in that capacity. Perhaps I should have stopped the conversation sooner but I was, I admit, concentrating on the two TV shows I watch every Sunday (Hung / Entourage).

            Again you go quoting, and I did go back to find the search after you said something before. All I know is that I have to go into modding overdrive…and I have a headache…and crap, it’s after 1am. Ugh.

            There you go again with bland. Bland. Because you know that’s the word that pushes people’s buttons. You never really say much more than bland, and back it up with no explanation. Do I give a shit if you like Kris Allen? NO. I like the guy, but I’m not a tard. I don’t care you who like, and this is not a “Kris Allen Fansite” or an “Adam Lambert Hatersite.” (But it may become a Michael Lynche Sandwich Appreciation site, you never know. KIDDING!I also own several Adam Lambert songs on my iTunes. I’ve backed up my criticism (as have lots of people here) with several different points, as well as offered things I DO like about him. I’ve also been totally open about which Kris Allen songs I hate, too.

            If you let this go, we wouldn’t be discussing it anymore, you know that, right?

            And I don’t feel like discussing it anymore.

            And technically, She Works Hard For The Money isn’t even a disco song. It’s post-disco. I assume it was okay-ed b/c Donna Summer started her career in disco, but I was dumbfounded by this when the show aired. But we’re not even going to discuss it.

          • marissa

            Basically, I was not the first person to bring up Kris, and I don’t think that explaining why I like Adam and mentioning what I don’t like about Kris–when Kris had already been brought up in comparison with Adam–is “Glambert rhetoric” any more than people like ross who were saying what they liked about Kris and didn’t like Adam were using “Krisbert rhetoric.”

            Okay?

          • marissa

            I could be forgetting something, but I think that the previous quotes you’re referring to were tour reviews that I posted in Adam’s thread? You guys post tour reviews for Kris sometimes, like in that last Kris concert post, so I thought it would be okay to post some for Adam in an Adam thread, in case people like Lauren wanted to see them.

            I realize though that people generally post links and small segments, so I wouldn’t post whole reviews in the future. Sorry about that, I can see how that would clutter things up.

            People were quoting segments from this article. Ross quoted a segment to explain why he didn’t like Adam’s take on ROF. I quoted this thing that I remembered to explain what I do like about Adam. How is that not okay? I know it’s from 2009, but I remembered it and it seemed relevant since it said what I was trying to say.

            But seriously, “Adam Lambert is a genius”? In that thread, I had literally just posted: “And
            don’t think Adam’s acoustic WLL is omgthemostbrilliantthingever, but I do think it’s his arrangement–it’s different from Robert Plant’s and pretty creative in his own way.
            I mean, I don’t think Adam is reinventing the musical wheel, lol, I just think he’s musically gifted and creative.”

            I’m hardly saying that Adam is a genius, and really, I don’t know how many times I’ve said that it’s really, really fine not to like Adam musically. Seriously, so many people here spend so much time talking about why they like Kris and/or (mostly and) why they don’t like Adam.

            I really don’t see how talking about why I do like Adam is any different, except that it’s a different opinion from most people here.

            I almost exclusively post in posts about Adam because I’m not interested in American Idol except for him. I don’t watch the show. I think it’s stupid. Before coming across Adam my only memory associated with the show was hearing people discuss the Ruben/Clay finale on the bus home from middle school. And if I don’t care about the show then I definitely don’t care about posts dedicated to the crazy fans, be they glamberts or cooktards or kristards or whatever. They’re stupid too, and not interesting to talk about.

            And actually, I did spend a fair bit of time in the post behind this one, about the Emmy nominations. I was talking about how happy I was that Christina Hendricks was nominated, and Chris Colfer, and then some of us got into a fun discussion about Dexter and how weird it is that we find a serial killer super adorable. So, if something is interesting to me, I’ll post.

            I didn’t realize that you had to be part of a “community” to post here. I’m not interested in being part of a community, I prefer that in real life—I just like commenting sometimes.

            And seriously, as I already said, I know that I’m one of the few people here who really likes Adam, which is fine of course, but talking about him and why I liked him isn’t Glambert rhetoric any more than people talking about why they like Kris and don’t like Adam is Krisbert rhetoric.

            Lastly: I don’t concern troll. Have I ever brought up Kris’s sales? No. Have I ever initiated Kris vs. Adam comparisons? No. Have I ever faked concern about Kris’s popularity or something like that? No. I’ve said that I like Adam, I’ve shared good news about him, and I’ve occasionally mentioned something that I don’t like about Kris (musically, he’s fine as a person) when someone else brings up the comparison.

            How exactly is that concern-trolling?

          • marissa

            “No on needed to bring him up, and it was okay for awhile b/c it was specifically referring to a couple of those nights. But hey, you didn’t bring up how you felt about Matt Giraud. And they shouldn’t have brought him up but I didn’t see where it was going until I read further. However, people were dissecting Lambert’s covers just fine, that’s allowed. Just as it would if this post were about anyone else in that capacity. Perhaps I should have stopped the conversation sooner but I was, I admit, concentrating on the two TV shows I watch every Sunday (Hung / Entourage).”

            What? I don’t understand what you’re saying here. I’m wrong for not bringing up how I felt about Matt Giraud? No one did, Ross and some others brought up how they felt about Kris in comparison to Adam. Were they wrong for just bringing up Kris and not Matt Giraud?

            And first, when you think that I was the one who brought Kris into it, you say that that’s never okay. Then, when you realize that it was other posters here who started the Kris vs. Adam stuff, you say that that’s okay because it was specifically referring to a couple of those nights? Then why wasn’t it okay when I responded to that? You’re saying that it was fine when they did it, but not okay for me to respond to what they said?

            Um, did I ever say that it wasn’t okay for people to talk about Adam’s covers? No, of course not, that was the whole point of the discussion–I was discussing them too and (again, I repeat, etc.) other people brought up Kris’s covers in comparison to Adam’s, so I responded in the direction that the conversation was going.

            As far as I can tell, the only difference between what I said and what they said was that I wasn’t the one to bring it up—they were—and when I compared, it was in favor of a different person.

            Really, maybe I’m missing something but it seems like you are being tremendously hypocritical here, or at least very inconsistent.

            And wow, I did not know that using the adjective “bland” was not okay—it’s a pretty common adjective to describe music that you don’t find interesting. Would you have preferred vanilla or boring or something? I find Kris vanilla. I think I used “bland” maybe twice in the whole thread? And I said it was because I didn’t find him musically interesting or creative—that’s my explanation, I didn’t realize that people had to write long treatises on why they don’t like Kris or don’t like Adam here—do people have to explain in detail why they don’t like Adam to avoid being considered a Kristard?

            And seriously, I’m a troll because I used an adjective that pushes Kris fans’ buttons in saying what I’m not into him?

            Are you going to tell people here to stop using the words “theatrical” or “screamy” to describe Adam negatively because those are words that push people’s buttons? Somehow, I don’t think so considering that people use those words all the time on this blog, including you. And that’s totally fine, why should they use those words if that’s what they feel—it’s completely valid to find Adam too theatrical or screamy or whatever. So, why is it not okay to find Kris bland?
            “If you let this go, we wouldn’t be discussing it anymore, you know that, right?”

            So, because I hold a different opinion from most people here, and I express it, and people respond, and that leads to a discussion and —that’s somehow me doing something wrong?

            Really, there are some very cool people here, like Lauren and Erin and some others, but it seems like you sometimes have a problem with people expressing different opinions.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            I don’t think “Krisbert” is another term many people like, as its up there with KRISSIFER, which I think is the lamest thing ever.

            Community may have been the wrong word, but you know what I mean. Or at least I thought you did. It’s about people who WANT to be active members of discussions. This blog isn’t much about American Idol at this point, and its never been about Idol in the way other blogs have been.

            I don’t know when I’ve called Adam theatrical lately, and please, please don’t go looking for it. I was giving examples as to why you appear to be a troll. And always, you’re like “I posted this information so people like Lauren could see.” I don’t really post chart info unless its a huge, huge deal or something. For anyone. I don’t have a problem with people expressing different opinions, so don’t even try to throw that back in my face to piss me off. If I did, you would have been banned months ago. Lots of people here express different opinions and they are not lambasted for it. But you have a passive aggressive take on a lot of things, plus, you’re not letting this go. Why do you keep challenging me on the quoting issue when I said so. WHen you first started posting here, you had comments featuring 5 quotes about Adam’s voice in one post. This is not a place you post those, and you wouldn’t post them at MJ’s, either. We’re all well aware of those things and its old news. I don’t see people who love any other contestant doing that on a regular basis, although it is PERFECTLY FINE to do with its current and relevant, or something taken from what is posted, or something taken posted that’s relevant to the conversation, again, nothing which is OLD NEWS. Posting that sort of thing is also a well-known Glambert tactic that’s done on all sorts of blogs. The quote you took was from The New Yorker while Lambert was on Idol. Which is no longer relevant. Why I asked why you didn’t bring up Matt GIraud, I WAS BEING HYPOTHETICAL. PLAYING A BIT OF DEVIL’S ADVOCATE. And yet you’re taking me to task for it.

            I said I wanted this conversation dropped. Dropped. But why do you keep it going? You’ve called me a hypocrite and questioned my integrity in order to get a rise out of me, but its not going to happen. If you really are not hear to cause trouble, then why won’t you let this just die?

          • Verbally Dyslexic

            Sorry, didn’t realise my comment would be a subject of lengthy dispute. I just thought it wasn’t against any rules of Idol to perform a song taken from that theme and perform it in a style better suited to the contestant. And I have no problem with it. Clearly I underestimated the depth of my own words. :)

          • Verbally Dyslexic

            I can only hope that somewhere in that convoluted mess I call a sentence lies an iota of logic.

          • marissa

            No no no, Verbally Dyslexic, I wasn’t saying that you were comparing in a bad way or anything (if that’s what you thought)–I was just saying that I wasn’t the person who brought Kris into the discussion.

            What you said was totally fine and neutral and factual and everything, there was nothing wrong with it at all. :)

          • Salleyanne

            Personally, I like David Cook better than either Adam or Kris so there (sticks tongue out)! LOL

          • JaneRochester

            Salleyanne, I agree. There Idols, and there are Idols. And then there’s David Cook….

          • ross

            What? I don’t understand what you’re saying here. I’m wrong for not bringing up how I felt about Matt Giraud? No one did, Ross and some others brought up how they felt about Kris in comparison to Adam. Were they wrong for just bringing up Kris and not Matt Giraud?

            I actually did bring up how I felt about Matt Giraud. I said I was sorry he was eliminated for singing My Funny Valentine, on Rat Pack night.

            Sorry if I caused any trouble, but I brought up Kris only when it was necessary to make an appropriate (I thought) comparison to point out how I thought Adam avoided singing in the style of the genres. That’s why I also brought up Matt, so it wouldn’t cause Adam-Kris issues.

            Anyhow, I was just trying to talk about the Adam Gold post and the comments on the post, and I apologize if it set anybody off.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            You are fine, Ross. You are fine.

          • ross

            Okay, good – thanks.

          • marissa

            Hi TI–I don’t know if you’ll see this since the thread is dead, but I thought I’d wait a while to respond just to avoid all appearances of trying to provoke drama, lol. I’d send this as a pm, but I don’t see that option.

            I have a totally genuine question. About 80% of the discussion on this blog is about Adam. He’s the biggest tag thing up in that list, his posts or posts with talk about him get the most comments, etc. And I don’t think you seriously hate Adam or anything, but you definitely have a largely negative opinion about him, both artistically and personally, and so does almost everyone on this blog. A lot even seem to hate him–they’ve said so. And it’s not about mocking the crazy fans all the time–there are posts and comments about Adam himself, and about how much people hate him. I’ve seen even some members here admit that.

            So the question is: why? I just don’t get it. Kris is the only other person from AI I’m really at all familiar with, and I’m not a fan musically, and I don’t care one way or the other about him as a person. So I don’t talk about him. I definitely wouldn’t go to a site that spent 80% of its time talking mostly very negatively about him. What’s the allure?

            I think it’s mostly that people are unhappy that Adam’s doing well and getting respect in the real world, but of course, I’m a fan, lol.

  • deez

    LOL, there are 12 comments in the Idols tour thread @MJs right now (concert’s half over), and maybe 10 people included in the Twitter feed. Maaaaaaan……

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      I love this one:

      Didi looks like an angel!

    • JaneRochester

      Quel (quelle?)bummer, about all the bad press the kids are getting this year, because it’s a fun show. I loved it!

      • Mysterioso

        I had to think for a second to remember Didi. She needs a gimmick like a Nazi symbol on her jacket or something.

        • deez

          I love you.

        • Lauren

          Deez, you traitor! ;)

          I like to pretend that whole little incident never happened. lol

          • deez

            Swastikagate!!! How it takes me back. lol!!!!!

          • Lauren

            *fingers in ears* I can’t hear you!!!!!

          • deez

            LOL. Sorry, but I just don’t see any “gates” for this season’s tour…we have to rehash the old ones! Well actually, there cancellationgate, but that doesn’t really have a tard component.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            We will rehash sandwiches after every stop. This has been decided.

          • Lauren

            ANY OTHER GATE DEEZ! ANY OTHER GATE! How about tranny pee- gate? That was a fun one.

          • deez

            Let’s not go there, Lauren. LOL!

          • deez

            OH WAIT….wrong pee-gate!! LOL…who knew so many gates could be pee-related.

            (I thought you meant tardpeegate!)

          • Lauren

            Oh gosh, I wouldn’t want to get back into that. BLECH!

  • Salleyanne

    Just when I think I’ve seen it all with the BSC Glamberts, they top it.

  • muzikizmi

    “It’s a bunch of elemental and rhetorical malarkey people invoke to put themselves on a moral high-ground as a substitute for actually making a point.”

    I love Adam Gold. I may have to cheat on the Gawker dude…whatzisname.

    • Paulie

      That’d be Richard Lawson, whose “thundering bullshittery” alon is worth eleventy-ing to the elevetieth degree.

      (I’m still waiting for a TI-Lawson tete-a-tete).

      • Mysterioso

        I’m sure Lawson has had too many marriage proposals already. And I won’t leave my GOLDen future hubby for him anyway.

  • marissa

    Looking at Adam Gold’s article, the only thing I thought was potentially not-cool is the “Jeff Buckley drowning in a sea…” thing. Because…Jeff Buckley did drown. So if he was purposefully joking about that, that seems douchey. But maybe he didn’t know or was just unconsciously using a common expression, which is fine.

    And while I totally get that Adam’s Ring of Fire performance would be super polarizing, I loved it. His voice was so beautiful and eerie on that arrangement, and his phrasing was awesome. The USA Today concert review said that the people at the Ryman (I think that’s the famous theater?) went nuts for it, and I am so excited to hear it live.

    And idk, I think Johnny Cash would have liked it, or at least liked that someone was experimenting with his songs. He’s pretty much the only country music artist I really like and I think it’s because he did a lot of things “outside the box.”

    Lastly, I am watching the 30 Rock episode where all of Liz’s old boyfriends appear in her hallucination as the nurses at the dentists office and I just laughed loudly enough to scare my dog.

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      Marissa, its probably the rare time I will agree with you on something but yes, the first thing I noticed was the Jeff Buckley mention. I wasn’t a big fan of it and thought it was in bad taste. But that doesn’t mean I want the guy’s head on a stick.

      So you’re watching the last Jon Hamm 30 Rock. Or 2nd to last. Heh heh…

      • margie

        How can KK and the Glamberts like Johnny Cash though since he is from Arkansas? Arkansans=bad people in their eyes.

        • deez

          Oh, I don’t believe they really like Johnny. His name is being thrown around as a convenience right now, because nobody knows how he really would’ve felt about it.

          • deez

            “it” being the The RoF cover.

          • marissa

            I really genuinely like him. :( He’s the only country artist whose music is on my ipod. Ring of Fire isn’t one of my favorites from him because of the mariachi thing it has going on, but I love Get Rhythm, Folsom Prison Blues, and his cover of Hurt. :)

            I definitely know if he would have liked the performance because how could anyone know something like that, but I do think he most likely would have approved of the general concept of someone taking his song and doing a different version of it since he did it with Hurt and he was a risk taker in general.

            That doesn’t mean you have to like Adam’s Ring of Fire, of course, just that I don’t think it’s “sacrilege” to change up a classic song.

      • marissa

        It’s okay, we can disagree on most things, it makes the world more interesting.

        And yeah, I didn’t see that article until I read it here so I definitely don’t care about the guy or want his head on a stick, lol, it was just that the Jeff Buckley thing seemed super douchey. It’s like, the guy tragically drowned at a really young age, maybe don’t make jokes about that?

        Wait, Jon Hamm appears again?? Yay, even more to look forward to. :D It’s cool that in addition to being so incredibly talented, he’s apparently a really nice guy.

    • Lauren

      I didn’t know about the Jeff Buckley thing. It’s funny that the only thing that you could actually take offense to, nobody is talking about! I agree with you Marissa, Adam’s “Ring of Fire” is awesome, but people are allowed to have different opinions.

      • ross

        Johnny Cash had a TV show when I was a kid and I liked it.

        I didn’t like Adam’s Ring Of Fire, but not because Johnny Cash did it first.

        Someone named mr. pink, in the comments, said this:

        My biggest problem with Lambert’s version is that from the orgiastic way he sings it, the words have no meaning: there’s none of the song’s tension between resisting and giving in, and nothing at stake if he does. This is a song that equates falling in love (and lust) with going to hell, but Lambert just belts it out with undiscriminating gusto and that self-aggrandizing, show-offy recitation of “technique” that American Idol demands from its contestants. He never sounds like he fell into a burning ring of fire; he just jumped onto a talent-show runway.

        That was more or less my reaction to it. Once again I thought Adam made it all about drawing attention to himself.

        I also agree with one of Gold’s comments:

        On Idol’s Opry episode, Lambert was given the task of trying his hand at a country song — the idea being that it would give the judges insight into his range as a performer and command of genres foreign to his wheelhouse. Lambert — incapable of rising to the challenge — instead opted to take a stock altna-goth, modern-rock backing track, shoehorn some Cash lyrics in there and call it a cover, thus dodging the assignment and cheapening the real song by dumbing it down to his level all at the same time. Seriously, apart from the lyrics, what semblance of the original song does Lambert’s retain? In what way does his rendition display any insight he may have into country music?

        This really annoyed me back during the season. It also irked me when he did Feeling Good on Rat Pack night, and rather than attempting something of the original swinging style, turned it into a big Adam show tune on the stairs, with the usual scream notes. He also avoided disco, on disco night.

        I mean he was free to do what he wanted, and he got away with it, but then, when people call him creative and versatile, I don’t get it.

        • Verbally Dyslexic

          Personally, I’m okay with turning a genre on its head, especially if it’s not originally in the singer’s wheelhouse. It does make your performance stand out from the rest, for better or worse. As far as I know, Kris didn’t really do disco on disco night either; he flipped the Donna Summers tune with a bossa nova beat.

          • ross

            Maybe but I don’t think Kris was cavalier about it. At least it was still something you could dance to. I think Donna Summer could have sung Kris’s version of the song. Adam didn’t even attempt to be in the spirit of the genre. (And on Rat Pack week, Kris did a good swing version of The Way You Look tonight. Adam was the only one who didn’t really even try to fit himself into the genre. I was sorry Matt went home because at least he showed he had some knowledge and appreciation of the genre.)

            I actually think the avoidance of the genres was a factor in his not winning. I don’t think he showed a lot of versatility, and Kris did.

          • marissa

            I thought Adam seemed to show a lot of versatility in how he sang, and that seemed to the critical consensus, esp. outside the Idol press?

            idk, I guess it’s (like so much about Adam, lol) another love it or hate it thing: some people hated that Adam didn’t conform to genre, some people loved it that he always did his own thing.

          • marissa

            Idk, I just liked that Adam always stood out and didn’t do exactly what was expected–he took elements of each genre, musically or visually or both, but he did his own thing with it, and I think that’s something that seems to be helping him in the real world.

          • JaneRochester

            This brings up something I’ve long puzzled over with regard to AI.

            Exactly how fine a line are the kids walking between “telling us who you are as an artist” and “stomping all over the theme and turning everything into [insert kid's preferred style here]“? Because I’ve been trying since Season 7 to get a handle on that, and I’m still stuck in Nowheresville where I started. This year, Crystal seemed to be the contestant most often saddled with versions of “everything sounds like the same song” and I think she’s great. I’m looking forward to her album as much as I’m looking forward to Lee’s and Casey’s.

            On the other note, I like Adam. I think he’s fun. I sat in slackjawed amazement at his ROF on the show, and I know Johnny Cash intimately enough to say he probably would have been tickled by the performance. I also thought “Feelin’ Good” was magnificent (and you can take my intimate knowledge of JC and multiply it by 1000 when it comes to the Rat Pack). Adam’s theatricality doesn’t bother me in the least, because I see him as 100% authentically committed to his theatrical inauthenticity. But I was thrilled the Kris won, yet would have been equally happy if Adam had.

          • marissa

            JaneRochester (like your name, btw), I don’t watch Idol so I can’t answer but it does sound confusing, even from what people have posted here.

            And I have listened to some of Crystal’s stuff on youtube and she seems really talented. I listened to her original song, Farmer’s Daughter–so good.

        • marissa

          I think Adam’s version of the song fits the lyrics really well, it just has a different meaning from Cash’s. Instead of being about resisting lust, it’s about giving in to it. I think it’s cool that the lyrics can serve both versions depending on the arrangement.

          Idk, to me, the way Adam sings it is really beautiful and eerie and seems kind of about how good giving into that feeling is, but with the sense that it’s something potentially dangerous? That’s what it sounds like to me, anyway.

          But again, I can totally get how his version would be really polarizing and sort of a love-it-or-hate-it thing.

          Also, I had never watched American Idol before so maybe I’m not understanding it, but the idea of having someone who’s more of a pop/rock artist do a country song pitch-perfectly seems more like being a good karaoke singer than being really artistic. I totally get not liking Adam’s versions of songs, but it seemed like a good thing to me that he way able to adapt different songs to fit his style–it’s more creative to be able to that than to be able to perfectly imitate all genres of music.

          You can have a clear style, or range of styles, and still be very versatile, and I think Adam is that.

          Also, isn’t Verbally Dyslexic right that Kris did that as well? He didn’t do disco on disco night–he took a disco song and changed it to make it fit his style. I remember liking that version, actually, he did something very cool. He and Adam both avoided disco on disco night, lol.

          Idk, it just seems from that comment you posted that Adam Gold wanted Adam to do karaoke country, and I think Adam wanted to do something that reflected who he was as an artist.

          • ross

            but it seemed like a good thing to me that he way able to adapt different songs to fit his style–it’s more creative to be able to that than to be able to perfectly imitate all genres of music.

            To adapt every song to your own narrow style isn’t especially creatitive, in my opinion. You have to meet the style halfway. If he only did this one time, with Ring Of Fire, okay, but he always did it. He used the most show-tuney song on Rat Pack night, for example, to get out of actually doing a swinging song, because apparently he couldn’t swing. Nor did he want to sing a ballad, because you can’t do screaming high notes on But Not For Me.

          • marissa

            I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree–idk, I thought Adam was by far the most musically creative out of that group, in how he sang and performed. Idk if he does swing, although he seems to incorporate a lot of different styles of singing into his own style.

            I just thought that the way he adapted songs to fit his style while make each song individual was pretty creative, more so than doing the karaoke thing. But different strokes and all that. I was just never into Kris–a couple of his arrangements were really cool, but overall he seemed musically bland and same-y to me, so obviously nothing can appeal to everyone.

            And I don’t think that Adam refused to do a ballad because of the lack of high notes–Mad World and Tracks of My Tears and some of his current songs don’t allow for the screaming but he seems okay with that, lol.

        • On The Edge

          *tiny voice* I think I’m the only person who liked his slowed-down “If I Can’t Have You” on disco night. And I LOVE Yvonne Elliman (aka Mary Magdalene in “Jesus Christ Superstar”).

          • JaneRochester

            *stage whisper* I thought it was lovely.

          • et

            No, On The Edge, I’m with you. I thought it was gorgeous, and it still lives on my iPod :)

          • marissa

            I thought it was really pretty too–maybe kinda abrupt, but beautiful. And he seemed so into it, like he had to shake himself out of it at the end.

            Yvonne Elliman’s voice is beautiful–woah, I didn’t realize that the woman from JCS did the original of that song!

          • Lauren

            I love “If I Can’t Have You”! It makes me cry…lol

      • marissa

        I agree, Lauren–both about people having different opinions on Adam’s version of ROF and about the Jeff Buckley joke.

        Like, I get people being on the guy’s side against people demanding his head, but were all the people saying they love this guy and want to be his friend not put off by the Jeff Buckley joke?

        • Mysterioso

          WTF is up with people thinking Adam came up with that version of “Ring Of Fire”, when all he did was copy the arrangement from a contestant on another TV show?

          Dilana Robichaux from ROCKSTAR SUPERNOVA did basically the same fucking arrangement, which Adam “borrowed” for his Idol appearance, and now his live concerts.

          BTW, Adam’s “genius” acoustic performance of “Whole Lotta Love” has been done a gazillion times before by Robert Plant himself, both with Jimmy Page, and with his own band.

          You would think that Glamberts, who spend all hours of the day on the computer would know how to search YouTube for something else besides what the album stats are in Luxembourg.

          Sometimes I want to pull my hair out when I read about this shit.

          • marissa

            Woah, chill.

            I don’t think he came up with it, I know it was Dilana’s version, he’s said so a bunch of times. I liked his version of her version, so to speak–his phrasing was kind of different from hers, though I went and listened to hers and liked it a lot too.

            And I don’t think Adam’s acoustic WLL is omgthemostbrilliantthingever, but I do think it’s his arrangement–it’s different from Robert Plant’s and pretty creative in his own way.

            I mean, I don’t think Adam is reinventing the musical wheel, lol, I just think he’s musically gifted and creative. Okay? Leave your hair alone.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            Just as he ripped Feeling Good off from Muse. And I remember being bashed by suggesting such a thing after I ATTENDED THE FRAKING REHEARSAL. I mean, what would I know? It’s not like I hadn’t been listening to that version for years, just as I have Nina Simone’s. Some idiot said, “That’s not true. He took from Nina Simone, the Pussycat Dolls and Muse.” Sure…go listen to the Muse version.

          • FreeDavidCook

            I’ve also seen a number of punk bands do ‘Ring of Fire’ live back in the 70s and early 80s. It’s been endlessly redone. It was a safe choice for Adam.

        • ross

          marissa, it’s not all black and white, I guess. This focus on the Jeff Buckley joke reminds of the way the Glamberts seem to focus on some small detail of someone’s behavior that’s not quite PC and use it to crucify the person (usually, someone on their enemies list). I’m not saying you’re doing that. But my point is, people can agree with the broader points this guy is making and manage to forget that a part of one sentence about Jeff Buckley was in bad taste.

          • marissa

            Whatever it reminds you of, I promise that it’s possible to be really put off by the Jeff Buckley joke and not be trying to be running a pyscho glambert diversion.

            Idk, Jeff Buckley is one of the most played artists on my ipod and I think that making a joke about him drowning is extremely douchey. It doesn’t invalidate the guy not liking Adam or anything, but it does make me think he’s kind of a douche.

          • ross

            PS, yes, let’s agree to disagree, because my point is that Adam avoided genres he was uncomfortable with (which seemed to be most of them). I don’t think he stretched a lot.
            He didn’t want to screw up his chances of winning. But he didn’t (to me) show great versatility when his country, disco, Rat pack performances all basically sounded the same.

          • ross

            Sorry, I didn’t mean to lump you with any psycho Glamberts we know and love. :) I think I tried to say that in my post.

          • marissa

            Dude, I think if Adam was so concerned with screwing up his chances of winning, he would have stuck to just the super popular type of Mad World performance. And I do think there’s a reason that he was considered the most “risk-taking” person on the show–in refusing to conform to genre or expectations, and just in the way he sang and performed, I do think he took a fair number of risks–which fortunately seemed to pay off.

            And I don’t think he was uncomfortable with genres (country, yeah, lol, but I highly doubt that Adam is uncomfortable with disco since he’s talked about loving it)–I think he just knew who he was as an artist and wanted to show that instead of just doing karaoke.

            I guess we just have different ears–ROF and If I Can’t Have You and Feeling Good are so, so different musically. That’s one thing I love about Adam, and about most singers I love–no two songs, or even two versions of the same song, ever sound quite the same.

            So, agreeing to disagree is probably the way to go, lol. It’s just different ears, I guess–you think Adam is scream-y, I think he’s awesome, you think Kris is awesome, I think he’s bland. Different tastes in music.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            I agreed with Marissa on the Jeff Buckley comment, but it’s no reason for me to hate the guy and not like the rest of his commentary.

          • ross

            Yeah, let’s not rehash season eight entirely.

            I forgot about the Muse version of Feeling Good (though I read it here first). Weren’t most of Adam’s arrangements taken from other people’s covers? Feeling Good, Mad World, If I Can’t Have You, Whole Lotta Love? I guess that’s why I didn’t think he was creative, just clever.

        • et

          I can still love him if he made a bad joke. Doesn’t everyone at some point? My husband is known to make a tasteless joke now and then and I still keep him :)

  • caspar

    OK, tell me some Carrie is a bitch stories. I’ve never seen anything that indicates she is (not saying she isn’t, but let’s hear some gossip). Also, did anyone see that she’s getting $2M from People for her wedding pics. So she’s actually ending up $1.5M ahead even after wedding expenses!

    • margie

      I want to know too.

    • MarkC

      Hell, I don’t blame her. 2 million $ out of her wedding photos? Damn!

      • Mysterioso

        I’ve heard gossip about her loving the nose candy. But, it’s only rumors. Not like she is Linsday Lohan or anything. I do hope it’s true. No one can be that numb/robotic-like on stage without a little help.

        • caspar

          But even if she were a total crack head, that wouldn’t make her a bitch, would it? And robotic does not equal bitch, either. I wanna hear some bitch stories!

          • JaneRochester

            I want to hear bitch stories too! You guys with the inside info are killin’ me here. I mean, if Cookie loves her, they can’t be true, right?

        • On The Edge

          I lived in Nashvile and sister-in-law still lives there, and I’ve heard the coke rumor about Faith Hill, Leann Rimes, Lynn Anderson, and just about every skinny blonde country singer not named Taylor Swift. Personally I think everyone in the music biz is on a little something…how in the hell can someone keep those kinds of schedules on caffeine alone?

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            Supposedly Nashville has a good scene in that capacity.

            Faith Hill has a dreadful reputation as someone who slept her way to the top, as I heard from a girl I know who works for a music licensing company down there. I’ve not heard coke rumors about her, but I’ve heard a bunch of other bad stuff.

            Entirely unrelated, but would anyone here film themselves taking the Activia Challenge. Because, uh…

          • On The Edge

            Um, ew!

            Other rumors: Randy Travis is a closet case (as is Kenny Chesney), John Rich (of Big and Rich) is the biggest asshole in the state (okay, that’s confirmed fact), and while Faith slept her way to the top, Gretchen Wilson slept her way…well, out of Illinois, anyway.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            I don’t think I want to know all the horrible things Rascal Fatts does. EWWWWW…

          • On The Edge

            Well, Joe Don Rooney, their guitarist, IS married to a Playboy Playmate of the Year. So take that and run with it.

          • JaneRochester

            More! More!

          • deez

            Gretchen Wilson is StL Cardinals fan, she can do whatever she wants :D .

  • Lauren

    It really isn’t that Mr. Gold is a homophobe, it’s that he is an anti-semite. That’s why he doesn’t like Adam Lambert.

    • MarkC

      Are you… being serious? Does he even know Adam is Jewish? That would be bizarre.

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      I’ve never met a gentile Gold in all my life.

      • Lauren

        That was my point TI! His name is Adam Gold!

        • Mysterioso

          I bet his whole name is fake. I would never write such things using my real name. ;)

          • Lauren

            Aw he might not be Jewish then. I can’t call him an anti-semite if he isn’t Jewish. :/

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            I bet he was raised in the Jewish faith. Wonder how old he is. My devoutly reformed friend spent 4 years in Nashville at Vanderbilt and it was definitely a no-man’s land. I mean a no-Jewish man land. Well, now she’s off to Baltimore and Johns Hopkins for whatever she’s gonna do with that PhD. Think J-Date will be more happening there.

        • maturin

          These bougies are not grokking your irony, girl.

          • JaneRochester

            OMG, that’s so weird. I thought of Heinlein only yesterday, for the first time in at least 10 years.

            (And FWIW, if a dude with a name like Adam Gold isn’t Jewish, I’ll eat my ex’s yarmulke.)

  • deez

    Something tells me this Carrie Fisher:

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    would be more fun to hang out with than this Carrie Fisher:

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    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      I love Carrie Fisher. She could be one of the Patron Saints of TI.

      And I didn’t even think of that until now! HA! Now she’s Carrie Fisher. Good thing she will keep her given surname for career purposes.

      • Mysterioso

        Carrie Fisher is a goddess. We should welcome her by placing gifts of cocaine and LSD underneath her likeness to attract her.

  • deez

    Big Mike looks a little LL Cool J on his Twatter page. (how did THAT happen?)

    • margie

      LOL I love me some LL Cool J . He songs are sexy plus it is rap that I can actually keep up while singing along…lol :) Big Mike NO!!

      • margie

        ^his

  • nerdgirl

    I’d rather read about Andrew Garcia eating sandwiches at Carrie’s wedding then to hear about another Glambert rampage (Glampage?). They are so predictable, it’s not even funny anymore.

    • deez

      Glampage? LOLOLOL. There really should be a dictionary. (or is there one?)

    • jukejoint

      I think Glamrage sums it up a little better.

  • Blue Eyes

    I never liked Carrie Underwood. During the competition, I loved Bo and really couldn’t stand her. She comes across as fake. I don’t like her music enough to overlook her Barbie doll persona. So what that she has a good voice – yawn!

    Good luck in her marriage, but this will end up in divorce. Mark my words.

  • FreeDavidCook

    So there are definitely David Cook stalkers in Greensboro staying at the Microtel not being allowed anywhere near the Ritz Carlton resort there. I’m going to pump my business contacts for crazy stories this week.

    • muzikizmi

      I would say ‘you’re kidding me’, but I am sure you aren’t.

    • jukejoint

      And now you know why I gave up being a fan of David Cook. I choose not to share the same space (physical or mental) with the Crazeeeeeee and the Embarrasssssssing. Sorry, Cook. It ain’t your fault but it ain’t mine, either. Life’s too short to spend any part of it enabling nutballs.

      • Blue Eyes

        haha jukejoint! I gave up being a fan of Taylor Hicks for the same reasons. I couldn’t take the embarrassing mental cases that call themselves the Soul Patrol. I sometimes feel sorry for David Cook and Taylor Hicks…they deserved better than that.

        • et

          I like Taylor – but the Soul Patrol thing is horrifying. I just bought some of his stuff and that was the end of it, never went to a show. Why the Soul Patrol people scared me more than the Cook fans I don’t know. Maybe I like Cook more, heh.

          • Blue Eyes

            Trust me, the Soul Patrollers are even more nuts than the Cooktards. When one scary-assed stalker had a blog about his comings and goings and personal relationship and called it fake, is when I left for good.

          • et

            OK, so perhaps my fear of Soul Patrollers is justified ;)

          • Blue Eyes

            The Soul Patrol was pretty huge at one point, not as big as the Glamberts, but pretty close. I honestly think the crazies drove out a lot of fans. Of course Taylor didn’t help the situation. I don’t think he did very much to grow his fanbase.

    • et

      Ugh, these people. How do they have time to do shit like this? That’s what I always wonder, why people have nothing better to do than stalk a stranger who wouldn’t want a thing to do with them even if they did somehow corner him.

      I haven’t ditched being a Cook fan but I definitely had to back away from DCO and elsewhere and remove myself from any sort of bubble :) . I have a friend that I have gone with to shows and she is sane and normal and snarky so we have our own snarkbubble. If anyone here goes to a show, join the snarkbubble. It’s better in there. We don’t yell that we love him, we don’t try to catch his attention, and we certainly don’t stalk him. I might end up in a fight one of these days, though, if people don’t stop pushing me. The good news is at my big girl height of 5’9″ if I push back I usually win. I just bump ‘em with my ass. Ha!

      Hell, the Cook shows were nothing – we caught Ryan Star at Iota in Northern VA after Race for Hope and it looked like he had picked up some serious hardcore Cook fans – they actually SHUSHED everyone when he got ready to play a song. Who does that? It’s a BAR, you don’t SHUSH people! I couldn’t do anything but laugh. Well, that and laught at of overly worked up tiny fan with stubby fingers that just distracted the crap out of me the whole show throwing those little stubs up in the air and screeching. Sorry, peeps with unusually stubby fingers. I wouldn’t have even noticed if she wasn’t acting like such a twit.

      Holy crap, that was long. Sorry. I’m cooped up in the house with my kids!!!

      • sodagrape

        I have a dream that someday Cook will put out a cd that all of the crazy frau absolutely hate, causing them all to abandon ship and leaving the rest of us relatively normal and sane fans to enjoy his music in peace.

        Sadly it will never happen, but hey, a girl can dream.

        • margie

          I like Cook but i didn’t watch his season. I didn’t know his fans were nuts too. I watched Kelly and Carrie’s season then Season 8. Season 8 brought on a quick crash course on how nuts Idol fans truly are and the fan wars.

      • petunia

        et, I was at the Iota show w/Ryan Star as well, and i think what freaked me out was the woman who apparently got there in the middle of the afternoon. She hung out with her HP book, so she could be sure to be in the front row. Really? That place is tiny, and there aren’t any bad spots. I don’t remember the shushing, thankfully. Those 3 vodka tonics were good.

        • et

          petunia, that was my downfall, I wasn’t able to drink because I had to drive home. Sob! Haha, the thought of someone hanging out all afternoon to be front row in that itty bitty venue is funny. And sad. I do love Ryan Star, though, I think he puts on a great show and the one time I met him (randomly as he walked by me, lol) he seemed like a super nice guy. Plus we were near his parents and they are adorable. You get bonus points for adorable parents. I was super sober and my feet hurt like a sonofabeyotch after the race so I probably noticed way too much stupid fan behavior. It was amusing, though.

  • muzikizmi

    I’ll swear to my last days, that the worst of the Glamberts got their training as the worst of the Claymates.

    I even saw the ‘word’ Glambulance used at Idol Chatter. I distinctly remember seeing the ‘word’ Clambulance used there in the past.

    • muzikizmi

      I can’t believe the dingbats didn’t learn anything from their previous endeavors.

  • et

    Sigh, Glamberts. I really do think the Hive provides the minions with a script. It’s a cult, after all. Watch out, next thing you know they’ll be knocking on your doors! “Hi, ma’am, my name is SparklyGlam #522, and I wanted to ask you today if you have accepted Adam Lambert as the Grand Poohbert Idol?”

    • muzikizmi

      It isn’t a script. It is their little world they build on fictional planets. They talk to each other in circles. Any outrageous statement made by one of their many, many musical and marketing ‘experts’, becomes the truth. The more it gets repeated, the ‘truer’ it becomes. Anyone who dares to question one of the internet ‘experts’ is drummed out of the ‘in’ gourp. It is group think at it’s most basic and scary level.

      • et

        *Pictures little glitter-houses on some strange blue planet*

    • jukejoint

      If only the script would add spaces after commas…

  • songkat7

    Yeah, I’m yawning over the whole Carrie wedding news too. She should win an Oscar right now for her performance as a nice person, because she’s definitely NOT a nice person. There are reasons she’s referred to as Under-bitch.

    (My apologies for disparaging Oskar’s fine name. Nice kitty!!)

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      Oskar forgives you.

      I also really enjoy lots of the other things I’ve heard about Carrie Underwood. Nashville may be the best image-makers outside of North Korea. They seem to keep a lot more stuff on the down low than in Hollywood. Perhaps b/c there’s less paparazzi? That can’t really be it.

  • Paulie

    Monique Lhuillier’s wedding gown for Carrie is adorable (Filipino pride FTW!). I just hope that Carrie doesn’t go the Britney and Pink path, whose wedding dresses were also designed by Lhuillier. :P

    What’s this DDD that are being referenced about in the Adam Gold comments?

  • caspar

    Yes, I care deeply about Farmbot’s nuptials! Because I want to see David Cook in a suit, so there. Also want to see her Lhullier gown. Also would love to know how she kept the expense to under a half million $.

    Why do the Glamberts think his voice is the lynchpin of their entire irrational universe? Have they ever noticed that most of the long-term successes as well as current hit makers in the music world don’t have exceptional voices, in the sense of range or volume? This seems so weird to me, it’s like saying an actor is the greatest because they can roll their r’s faster or make the most exaggerated sad faces, or something.

    • Mysterioso

      No shit. Most heavy metal singers can sing rings around Glambert’s frail vocal range. I don’t fucking get it. Lemme hear Glambert sing a major Judas Priest song that has any kind of range. It won’t fucking happen.

      Lou Gramm from Foreigner has a more limited vocal range and twice the power than this poser. And his songs will live forever around the world.

      No one will care about Glambert’s songs a year from now.

      • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

        I will admit it.

        I love Foreigner.

        • jukejoint

          I was kind of anti-Journey and Foreigner and everybody who sounded like them in the 80s. But then there was this awesome episode of Miami Vice — seriously good — where they used “I Want to Know What Love Is” or whatever you call that song, intercutting Tubbs having sex with Pam Grier (I love Pam Grier) while a bad guy kills her sister. I just remember loving that show and how they used the music, and then I softened toward Foreigner and “I Want to Know What Love Is” because it had created an actual emotional moment. Like SOCKO to the heart. Pam Grier didn’t hurt.

        • Pandora

          Who doesn’t love Foreigner? I should say, how can you not love them?

    • ross

      To me it’s like saying an actor can reach the last row of the second balcony with his powerful Shakespearean voice, when said actor works in TV where it doesn’t matter at all.

      • ross

        It’s also a lot like ignoring the fact that said actor may be a mediocre actor who merely has a powerful, resonant voice voice.

        Okay, I’ll stop now. :)

        • marissa

          I don’t think it’s Adam’s range by itself that makes him an amazing singer, it’s his whole voice and what he does with it–phrasing, musicality, creativity, etc.

          • nerdgirl

            It would if he had any of these things. Just my opinion. And what is his range anyway? What is the lowest and the highest note that he can hit?

          • JaneRochester

            nerdgirl, according to Idol Ranges (who talks about stuff as if he/she might know what he/she is saying, except that I can’t believe Kelly’s range is only 12 steps):

            Adam Overall lowest : C#3/Db3
            Overall highest : A#5/Bb5
            Overall range : 16 ½ steps (equal to Chris Daughtry)

            Carrie Overall lowest : F3
            Overall highest : F5
            Overall range : 12 steps

            David Cook Overall lowest : A2
            Overall highest : C#5/Db5
            Overall range : 14 steps

            Kelly: Overall lowest : G3
            Overall highest : G5
            Overall range : 12 steps

          • marissa

            That’s fine, nerdgirl. I do think that he has all those things, and I think a lot of people do? But obviously every has different opinions on music.

          • marissa

            that should be “everyone”

            But yeah, I do think Adam is incredibly musically gifted, but you definitely don’t have to agree with me.

      • jukejoint

        I agree, Ross. Bigger is definitely not better when it comes to acting. I don’t know how many times I’ve wanted actors to divide by 5, or directors to sit on them and force them to stop with the hammy mugging and gesticulating. You can have Chris Farley, who played everything huge, or Buster Keaton, who played everything small, and to me, Keaton was 100 times funnier than Farley, even if Farley played it 100 times bigger. That’s also true of someone like Whitney Houston vs. someone like Judy Garland. I don’t believe Houston’s histrionics when she sings. It all seems fakey and over the top to me. When Judy Garland sings Over the Rainbow, there’s no melisma, no runs, no big showboating. You can actually hear the real melody of the song, the one Harold Arlen wrote. (Just saw “Sondheim on Sondheim” and that was SO good, with Barbara Cook and Vanessa Williams both really good at that, at just singing the song and not messing around with the melody or gumming it up with vocal tricks. There’s so much power in songs like “Not a Day Goes By” and “Losing My Mind” the way they were written — the singer who tries to camp up or blow up one of those misses the whole point.)

        And honestly, that’s my biggest issue with you-know-who. He always plays at 11, when sometimes a little bit of 2 or 3 can really pace and accentuate a song a performance. The only time I can remember him going with what the song needed instead of what he thought might be fun was “Mad World,” part one, where he did Gary Jules’ version of the song note for note, with a big blue light blocking everything except the voice. Simple, effective, powerful. Or, you know, suiting the action to the word, the word to the action.

        But mostly, I think he just has terrible instincts and no musical director to sit on him on tell him to divide by 5.

        • ross

          Jukejoint — I agree with it all.

          Ever hear of Delores Gray? She was good at certain things (belting, mostly) but I watched her sing a Cole Porter ballad on YouTube today and it wasn’t too good — and I thought “Judy Garland would have killed this.”

  • Mysterioso

    I ♥ that Alex Gold person. Even though he is a homephobe.

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      Come on, Myst. We all know this b/c you’re a self-loathing homosexual ;)

      • Mysterioso

        Yes, I am a total homephobic HATER. Or something.

        One of the original ones, according to the COWSTHATBE.

        All I know is that I want to marry Alex Gold.

        • jukejoint

          I’m willing to move to Utah so we can both marry Alex Gold.

          • deez

            Me three! How many wives/partners does one get in Utah? Maybe we need to charter a bus!

          • et

            Let’s make it four. Alex Gold deserves four :)

          • nerdgirl

            It’s ADAM Gold y’all (spelling?). Would this change your mind?

          • Mysterioso

            Is there a site so we can make a group wedding registry?

          • jukejoint

            Well, that changes my mind, nerdgirl.

          • et

            Adam? Not Alex? Well, I simply can’t marry him, then. Only Alex will do. Hee.

          • nerdgirl

            He can change his name, right? Well, he HAS to change his name now!