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FREE SNOOKI!

2010 July 30
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by TopIdol

NOOOO! It seems one of our patron saints is currently in police custody in Seaside Heights, NJ!

FREE SNOOKI FREE SNOOKI FREE SNOOKI

According to TMZ, Nicole Polizzi has been arrested for disorderly conduct! Why can’t a person drink Coca Cola from a bong? What kind of world do we live in, for chrissake? I will bong Coca Cola with you any day, Snooki!

Law enforcement sources tell us the Seaside Heights PD busted Snooki moments ago for disorderly conduct. The details of that conduct are unclear.

We’re told Snooki — real name Nicole Polizzi — is currently in police custody.

Earlier in the day, Snooki was partying on the beach with a beer bong .. only she was filling it up with Coca-Cola. Story developing …

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  • MaryS-NJ

    Yes! FREE Snooki and then give her and her bong a one way bus ticket back to Staten Island, or Brooklyn or whatever non-Jersey Shore place she’s really from. Please.

    Seriously, we have the “Sopranos” and the “Real Housewives of NJ”. Haven’t we suffered enough indignity without these bennies to pile on?

  • Mary

    I’ve never watched an episode of Jersey Shore because I’m afraid I’m going to lose brain cells. What is so great about Snooki and the Situation and the rest?

    • wino

      they are so unapologetically pathetic, it makes viewers feel good about their own shortcomings :) plus, those tans! how can you not love orange, leathery skin?? :)

  • muzikizmi

    Poor Snooki. I just saw a brief vid of her trying to get on a bycycle, shortly before her arrest. She was as intoxicated as a person can be, without going into a coma. It was reminiscent of the Amy Winehouse vids we used to get, except that Snooki was still wearing all of her clothes.

    • muzikizmi

      bycycle? Seriously? :D

  • Lauren

    Whaaaaat? FREE SNOOKI! WE NEED TO FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT TO DRINK COKE OUT OF BEER BONGS!!!!!11!!11!!