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Hell just froze over: Danny Gokey and The Snookuation

2010 June 9
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by TopIdol

There are some things you do not expect to see on pop up on Twitter. Some things defy all logic and explanation. Things like…Danny Gokey and…Jersey Shore’s Snooki & The Situation.

All u jersey shore fans check this pic out at the after party @sn00ki @itsthesituation. She said her mom LOVES me ;) http://yfrog.com/mvqn3j

Oh yeah. It’s real. Now excuse me. I just need to go eat ham and drink water. And cry why why why into my Snooki pillowcase. I’m wearing my Bumpit at half mast tomorrow.

Funny how Snooki’s mom is a big fan. He’s the same age as The Situation. Gokey’s statement says volumes about the relevancy of American Idol in 2010. The two biggest reality TV sensations du jour pose for an unenthused photo with Season 8′s erstwhile widower, as one of them informs him her mother is a big fan.

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  • the tard king

    The extreme concentration of douchery in one spot is going to rip a hole in the spacetime continuum.

  • blah124

    Shoot.me.now.

  • Dickory Dock

    I saw Hell and Danny Gokey in the headline and got all excited for just a minute there.

    I see he’s still pulling the cougar/hausfrau demographic.

    Oh, Danny Gokey. It was so much fun to hate you last year. It is so much fun to mock you this year. I am giving you my version of the Gokey heart hands, except I call it the bird. Scream on, buddy.

  • JaneRochester

    The most intriguing thing about that picture is the glowy-eyed lady in the white dress.

    What’s a Snooki? Nevermind. I don’t want to know.

    PS Why is John Mayer a douche? I know nothing about his personal life, other than no matter where I go, everyone says he’s a douche. I like his music. Should I break up with him anyway?

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      You should definitely break up with him. And read up on his past exploits/verbal diarrhea. :)

    • jukejoint

      “Racist penis” and “sexual napalm” are all you need to know.

      • JaneRochester

        Whoa. Actually, that’s a good deal more than I needed to know.
        Erasing mp3′s now.

  • wino

    ahh, gokey, somebody in Jersey likes you. they really, really like you.

    glad to see the poof back on snookie, she had it down for the MTV Douche Promotions Awards, formerly the Movie Awards.

  • Miz

    That’s as good as Casey James telling Miley Cyrus he’s a big fan ….. of her father :)

  • jacknife juggernaut

    When I first read this post, and saw this photo, I thought, oh, I will never make it to the bathroom and I’ll have to throw up at my desk. Then I’ll have to clean it up and oh, the embarrassment. Then I realized that GokeDouche actually believes this is some kind of validation of how great he is, and that is the most effing funny thing of all.

    • On The Edge

      Somewhat on-topic, but did you see that John fucking McCain tweeted Snooki? Some crap about a tanning bed tax.

      Were there always this many douches in the world and the Internet just exposed them more? Or has the universe in fact become more douchey? God, I need a drink.

      • Blue Eyes

        Yes, there were always this many douches in the world. Twitter has exposed them. It’s the universe’s way of smacking their huge egos down. God bless Twitter!

  • CayKat

    I can’t even think of something witty to say. This shit has sucker punched the snark out of me.

    • CayKat

      wait , something just occurred to me. Are you following Gokey on Twitter? What the fuck Melinda, what the fuck!?

      Your only excuses are – you found this out via “retweet” or your following him for blogging purposes only. Nothing else is acceptable! :-)

      • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

        Of course I follow the contestants most likely to make asses of themselves on Twitter. Its how I often get news to post to this blog!

  • Blue Eyes

    I’ll bet The Situation is wondering, “who is this guy”?

  • FreeDavidCook

    She looks like a worn out old leather saddle wearing a wig and Bumpit but he looks like one of those weird mushrooms that only grow in total darkness on cow pies.

  • caspar

    I read someplace that they give out STD meds to the cast on ‘Jersey Shore’ like they’re breath mints.

    Pasty> orange. Also, glasses > sunglasses at night. Not a Danny fan, but anybody is better than those two.

  • summersnow

    Yeah for a Gokey post. Haha it seems like there’s rarely much Gokey post on this blog. Yup I remember how much of a douchebag he seems when he was on AI and his tweets are always cringe-worthy. He has a great voice though.

  • http://drlulzington.wordpress.com/ Doctor Lulzington

    There is more douche in that photo than in a Summer’s Eve factory.

    • Burgundy LaRue

      Thanks for the laugh, but no thanks to the visual now burned in my brain–LOL!

    • On The Edge

      No…there could be more:

      http://twitpic.com/1vj7x6

      Ah, there ya go…

      • CayKat

        Oh. My. God. Thanks alot! jeeez – I just threw up a little.

        • On The Edge

          My sister-in-law lives in Nashville, where she and her artist/blog buddies call it “CMApocalypse.” She retweets all the best shit (and by “best” I mean funny/absurd/ridiculous)

      • sodagrape

        Oh wow. That’s … disturbing? Horrifying? Douchetastic? I can’t even find the appropriate words to describe that picture.

        • Burgundy LaRue

          • jukejoint

            Is that David Cook in the background?

        • Burgundy LaRue

          I’m scared so badly, I’m failing to post a picture. On The Edge is to blame. BANISHMENT TIME!

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            This is not a message board! Use HTML code! Not message board bracket stuff. :)

            I’ll fix.

      • FreeDavidCook

        Ah, yes, John Mayer = the entire Massengil factory + Summers Eve

  • alicat10025

    This is just wrong on so many levels – and one of the most absurd things I’ve ever seen.

  • ross

    That explains his third place finish — steroids!

  • Kate123

    Does Danny look better here than he normally does or has it been long enough that I’ve forgotten how much I don’t like him?

  • Blue Eyes

    Her mom likes him! LOL!

  • kimberly

    “bumpit at halfmast tomorrow” LOL I needed a laugh tonight. Snooki looks kinda adorable in that picture. I’m ignoring Danny. In his mind, it’s always about him.

    • deez

      bumpit…halfmast…LOLOLOLOL.

      Danny looks waaay more thrilled than the Snookuation does.

  • jukejoint

    Danny looks photoshopped in there.

  • nerdgirl

    Danny should get some tan – he looks so pasty next to these two.