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DIY: Duet with Casey James on Jealous Guy

2010 June 9
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by TopIdol

Let’s start prepping for the [mild in comparison to other years] upcoming American Idol tour with a very fun video “featuring” third runner-up, Casey James!

(Thanks, Dickory Dock!)

Poor Goatboy. He seems like such a nice, down-to-earth dude. I fear the frauen will eat him alive this summer. Stay strong, Casey James! I got your back. Not that this will help you when you’re being thrashed around during a Meet & Greet right outside of Duluth, but its the sentiment that counts.

I hope LadyKnightWriter gets the chance to see Casey during the tour, though. I bet he’s nice enough to sing a few bars with her, even though she claims to be a vegetable.

Hey Casey, if you happen to stumble upon this, please don’t sue me ’cause first of all you can’t get blood from a turnip. Second of all, couldn’t think of anyone I’d rather practice my tech skills on than you:-) If you ever wanna sing together for real, make no mistake, I think you’re a hottie just like the rest! BUT, I do know how to separate the two, biz & pleasure…da** it lol! Either way…do what you do!
Spread the word. Do it.
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  • Southern Girl

    Well, Ya’ll, Yall, or Yawl…whichever you prefer, just popped in to leave my impression of you all. I think perhaps the people who should be afraid here are the ones that you stalk and steal from.

    Mugsy, you are possibly the biggest stalker I have ever encountered, stalking fan pages and boards to steal comments and pictures is quite unprofessional and is verging on copyright infringement in some instances. If you insist on continuing your ill-humored attempts at making people laugh by stealing fom others, I’m afraid you may step into something you are not expecting. So, please be aware that there are many people and organizations watching you.

    My advice to you is this: In the future if you wish to make fun of or be-little an American Idol contestant or other performer, you need to create your own images and refrain from stealing images from others. You would also be well-advised to stop stealing private messages from clubs that are closed to the public. You and/or your spies need to cease and desist immediately from taking things that do not belong to you. Thank you.

    • Mugsy

      Ah, Southern Girl. Are you really a girl, or is it a distant memory? I think my “ill-humor attempts” are pretty funny, but I guess we can differ on that. Did you get a good photo of Bucky in Nashville? I can’t wait to see it.

      I miss Mickey. How’s she doing? I think I could have romantic feelings for Mickey if she would just give it a chance. I’ll be here when she is ready.

      • JaneRochester

        Gee Mugsy, you’re famous. Can I have your autograph?

    • et

      Mugsy, you have SPIES? Of your very own? And people are watching you? Oooooh, you are *famous*!

      Don’t be-little people, you stalker :)

      • Mugsy

        My army of spies! It’s amazing. I don’t even pay them.

  • Mugsy

    Casey Cougar art talent never disappoints:
    “Ya know ya’ll… you just can’t mess up pretty. Casey even looks good as an Avatar. Ha!”
    [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2e1d1ft.jpg[/IMG]

  • cb

    Man, I have to work for a couple of days and look what I miss. I can’t believe the FBI or the Internet Police have not shut this site down yet. Do they work weekends? Maybe they’ll get to it Monday.

    And I didn’t know right-click-save-as “removed” things from websites. There must be a trail of blank spaces on websites in my wake. Oops.

    This was my favorite part of the top 3 episode! Casey had no idea what he was getting into.

    My favorite part is about 1:44 to 1:48
    Be mean now, Casey, before it’s too late.

    Off to look for macaroni and glitter for my tard art project.

  • rockpaperscissors

    I work for the FBI and my cat is a Lawyer and my other cat is a retired supreme court judge and today a file crossed my desk marked “Stolen Art, Top Priority”. You can well imagine my surprise when I opened it to find lovely drawings of the beloved Goat Boy (God Bless). I was sadden to read that there are some very mean people mocking said drawings of the beloved Goat Boy and with the help of my trusty cats, we have made it our personal mission to rid the interwebs of such sins.
    My next door neighbor, Penelope Garcia is currently sussing out all of your personal information and as such you will all be receiving a notice from my cat (the lawyer).
    Consider yourself served.

    • Lauren

      Criminal Minds! My psychology class has been watching that show for the past two weeks! I kind of love it. Good luck to you and your cats ;)

    • saskin

      That is silly. Everyone on this blog knows that you have to appeal to ICC and UN Security council for tard art mocking related matters. D’uh.

  • maturin

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      I think I just fell in love. Probably had something to do with the scared ginger kitty and David Duchovny.

      When posting stuff from boards, use initials, handles or maybe first names. I do not feel comfortable posting the full names of people in most instances.

      • deez

        Will do ;) !!

      • maturin

        My photoshop skills suck. But somehow I had to pay tribute to the beauty of our special fan reality in which TardArt (T’Art) meets federal law enforcement and lawlering, with Bonus
        Horrified Oskar *

        * Played by a LolCat Stunt Double

        • Mithra

          The suckier the photochop skills, the better. For really shitastic tard art parodies… http://www.blingee.com

    • Dickory Dock

      The Feds!!

      X-Files is appropriate since all things Tard are filed in the unexplainable category, and spotting a Tard Car is as exciting as spotting a UFO.

      This is amazing, maturin.

      • Blue Eyes

        Please let there be lots of Tard art, homemade puffy paint Tard tee shirts, Tard cars, and middle age women at the venue in their lawn chairs on the Idols tour! Please! Please! Please!

  • Mugsy

    Cougar Glenda goes to Nashville. She was looking for Casey, didn’t find him, but got a reply from him via twatter! So, what about that record deal? His song is currently called, get ready, Shine My Shoes.

    “OMG!!!! Yall Casey replied to me tonight on twitter!!!! I told him I was in Nashville looking for him then told him I hope his meeting went well, and simply asked….”Any news you’d like to share?” And he said “well I can tell you that things are rolling. I don’t know any more than that at this point. But I’m super… happy!! Those were his exact words…..so ladies…..maybe I need to stay in Nashville to get him to answer me!! LOL!!!! I gotta go to bed…but I’m soooooo excited!!!!! He also answer MsNMae question about the song…….finally!!! It has no name, but he said it’s just shine my shoes for right now!!”

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      How do we warn Casey about these women? This will never turn out good for him. I like Casey James. He was probably my favorite contestant of this past season. The guy doesn’t deserve this shit.

      • deez

        Casey was my favorite also, hope he is aware of the crazy stalkfest that he’s about to experience. I doubt that he is… ( getting up close and personal with strangers is never comfortable, no matter how it’s done, huh??) of course, nothing will stop them now. Casey should have a talk with David Cook.

        • et

          Casey should definitely have a talk with David Cook. Casey seems to be a sweetheart, and these creepy gals are going to prey on him in a big way.

          Why does it drive me nuts when people type out “ya’ll” (or yall or yawl, I’ve seen these people spell it both ways)? I mean, I *say* it, but I don’t ever type it…

          Perhaps I am just strange. I’m a weird Southerner anyway. I don’t much care for grits and I don’t like slaw either. Gasp!

          • On The Edge

            Well I like grits with molasses (the horror, the HORROR! No self-respectin’ Southerner sweetens her grits! Well I do so ppbbtt!), I like slaw, I type out “y’all” (but I do it right, as a contracton of “you” and “all”). But I don’t like fried catfish, or fried chicken…well much of fried anything. And my husband HATES college football so there’s that. Are we kicked out of the Southerner club now?

          • et

            Hmm, maybe that’s the problem, the insistence on not understanding where the contraction “ya’ll” comes from and then spelling it wrong.

            I fear I may have to hand in my Southerner card. Sigh.

            I even (looks around in fear) quit eating HAM.

            (fans self, needs Mimosa)

          • margie

            et lol

            I type out y’all, HATE HATE grits, love slaw especially on pork BBQ sandwiches. Love fried catfish hate fried pickles.

            On The Edge that is sacrilege about your husband. Tsk Tsk. College football is life. :)

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            My father will order grits if we go out for breakfast, contingent upon where we go, of course. I am still at a loss for what grits really are. Their name does not match the substance.

            And fried pickles are the bomb. With ranch dressing. In season 2 of Jersey Shore, Snooki discovers fried pickles.

          • On The Edge

            I know…don’t tell him I said so but I think he got shoved into a lot of lockers by football players as a kid. You wouldn’t know it now cause he’s built like a brick wall, but his teen years? Awkward…

            He indulges my passion for football though, or at the very least sighs and goes to the other room when I have the game on. Weird role-reversal there.

      • Dickory Dock

        I don’t know. Maybe we could make him a big card with puffy paint skull and crossbones on front and a Dire Warning on a photoshopped scroll inside?

        At the beginning of AI I sort of took the piss out of Casey a bit, but he won me over through the season and now I’m rooting for him to do well. He does seem like a genuinely nice guy.

        He also seems clueless about all the trappings that go along with AI, like the Frauen.

        I was looking at Twitter yesterday and whoa. I guess the CJCC or another fan group bought him a guitar strap that he hasn’t used yet and some of them are not taking it well. They were badgering him to promise he’d use it on tour. (I think it has CJCC or something embroidered on it? Eww.)

        I guess all those years playing for drunks in bars will come in handy for more than just dealing with Kara.

    • Blue Eyes

      Oh NO, Casey! Don’t respond to the tards! You give them an inch, they’ll take a mile. Now they will NEVER leave you alone.

      Someone needs to warn him, stat!

      • et

        Oh nooooo, Casey gave the tards his mom’s Twitter handle or whatever you call it. Oh, Bybee! Run away!

        He’s too nice. He’s not going to survive tardism! We’re going to have to let him work at our museum :(

        • et

          See? Poor sweet boy.

          @CaseyEJames

          Hey my momma is on Twitter!!! If you want to follow her it’s BybeeDJames. Be nice to her please!! ;)

  • Kate123

    On the subject of tards, here is Lee DeWyze dress up!!! http://www.populardressup.com/dress-up/play-lee-dewyze-dress-up.html

    • deez

      AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That’s what someone thinks he looks like? Noggin 3 sizes too small, not enough “Droopy”. Whoever designed that was looking thru tard-colored glasses!

      Dress up the Droop? Not a bad idea. Maybe there are some better fitting pants there in Toon Town.

      • Kate123

        I made him wear the yellow shirt and purple pants. Not that I played it or anything.

        • deez

          LOL. (shhhh…I was gonna play too) Hope there’s more than droopy jeans and hoodies. Adam Lambert needs one of these…the costume changes would definitely be more varied!

          • vtu
          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            This is NOT a post about Adam Lambert. I know its a dressup game, but NO MORE, ok?

            This is a post about CASEY JAMES. Not Adam Lambert or Lee DeWyze, or even Crystal Bowersox — despite the fact both Casey and Crystal have blond hair. Can we try to keep it on topic? I’m sure I will be writing appropriate posts for each of them very shortly.

            And once I saw the name Adam Lambert, I knew off-topic was no longer safe.

          • deez

            That was fun:

            Image and video hosting by TinyPic

          • Kate123

            HOLY SHIT

  • On The Edge

    The only possible claim the “tard artist” could make is improper citation of sources or copyright. Simply cite the source and she can’t do shit. Sorry, I just taught an ethics class and the “cite all electronic resources, including anything found on the Internet” rule is in my head.

    Of course, it’s not like you’re under my school’s Honor Code or anything.

    • On The Edge

      And I just read the case you posted below…since it was another poster in a comment and not your original post, you should be clear. Plus you have the whole parody use argument on your side.

      The whole citation question is a matter of ethics anyway (won’t even start in on the ethics of a woman tarding over someone young enough to be her son)

      • yaddayadda

        Ethics ??? Here ?? ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • et

          You’re going to bust a blood vessel or something with all that ROFLMAO’ing you’re doing.

          • yaddayadda

            Yawn

    • yaddayadda

      ROFLMFAO !!!! … Take a break VFTW “wannabes”…. how lame can you be for taking the lawyer bait .. HA HA HA HA HA…Gotcha !!! Even you idiots should be able to smell a troll .. You deserve wasting your “hot air” … Turn about is fair play HA HA….

      • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

        You’re clever, aren’t you? But that is sweet, coming to the rescue of your FB group friend.

        • yaddayadda

          whoaaa..I am sceerd lol

      • et

        yaddayadda, I hope you’re no older than 15?? Because that sort of behavior from a grownup is a bit appalling.

        • yaddayadda

          Go Home et

        • et

          Um, I am home?

          Seriously, if you’re older than 15 you need to step away from the computer and go to grownup training. Polish up those insults, too. Though I must confess, being told to *go home* is brutal. *Sob*

          • yaddayadda

            Thanks mom..or dad or whatever you are lol…Obviously you are overdosing on the ” Lame Juice”…….

          • On The Edge

            Though I must confess, being told to *go home* is brutal. *Sob*

            OMG it’s HELEN THOMAS!

        • et

          Cripes, you’re not even any fun, you’re just… well, an idiot. Shoo, troll.

          • deez

            Your awesome claws could make short work of those twig legs….but then it might not be able to leave.

          • Verbally Dyslexic

            I guess that explains the username. And here I thought Season 9 was finally getting not-boring.

          • yaddayadda

            Actually, you are the idiot for replying to my posts…naner naner…

      • deez

        :) :) :) Oh, I think the scent of the troll was quite apparent, the pics are still up are they not?

        Soooooo, when your lame “scare” tactics fail, and the pics don’t get taken down, then it was “all just a joke”, right?

        Mmmmmmhmmmm.

        • yaddayadda

          And the wheels just keep on a spnning HA HA HA

          • Burgundy LaRue

            Why is your monster a green stop sign? Why does your facial expression suggest that you’re surprised by this?Are you in the middle of an identity crisis? Are you looking for a helping hand? You’ve come to the right place.

            We at Top Idol are here to help you receive the proper care you need. We specialize in dealing with Transformative Adolescent Regression Disorder, better known as TARD. It’s where seemingly normal adults revert to acting like 12-year-olds and using the adult equivalent of I’M TELLING MY MOM!–which is I’M CALLING MY FRIEND/BROTHER/IMAGINARY MONKEY IN MY CLOSET WHO IS A LAWLER FOR THE F-BEE-I!

            TARD treatment can be a painful process, depending on how far gone you are. If you merely buy useless magazines for a two-sentence snippet of your favorite Idol that’s buried in the classifieds alongside at-home stuffing envelope businesses and penis enlargement pumps, then the process should will merely be gentle chiding.

            But if you find yourself dressing like your favorite Idol, buying 200 copies of their CD, spending you life savings to move to the US just to be closer to your supposed one true Idol love, or having written a Old English Dictionary-length book that covers a chicken-scented scandal that robbed your Idol of their rightful title, then the process will include Fostering Regenerative Assessment Unification, also known as FRAU. This 17-week therapy will include internet psychoanyalsis, merciless mocking, and name calling. I’ll be honest–it won’t be pretty. But if you stay the course, I assure you that the reward will greatly outweigh the pain.

            We at Top Idol are licensed by the board-approved Oskar. He is always there if needed and can answer all questions.

            Please be sure to take one of our informative pamphlets to learn more about TARD and FRAU’s positive effects. Top Idol is here to help you this difficult time. Please join us. :-)

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            Burgundy LaRue I love you

            Burgundy LaRue I love you

            Burgundy LaRue I love you

            That was one of the most brilliant things I have ever read.

          • CayKat

            Burgundy – some of your best work!

          • Verbally Dyslexic

            AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG this is perfect! TI, this needs to be a general must-read post for anyone who comes here.

          • et

            Hahaha, Burgundy, that was awesome!

          • maturin

            Burgundy La Rooooo

            Fostering Regenerative Assessment Unification, also known as FRAU.

            Hee

          • Blue Eyes

            LMAO! Burgundy, I love your post! So funny!!

      • deez

        ROFLMFAO !!!! … Take a break VFTW “wannabes”…. how lame can you be for taking the lawyer bait .. HA HA HA HA HA…Gotcha !!! Even you idiots should be able to smell a troll .. You deserve wasting your “hot air” … Turn about is fair play HA HA….

        O RLY????

        JPD @Susie…better yet, you can come join me…I one hell of great fighter (I’ve done some boxing in my life and with my Italian/Irish temper, god help them) and I am super pissed right now…I plan to shove the law straight up their as…ses…as soon as we find out who they are…I feel so violated…Susie you’re the best…come on let’s go get em…

        JPD @Jennifer…I feel so violated…yes, the firm I work for his huge…3,000 lawyers world wide…two friends of mine are FBI agents and my brother’s wife is a head agent with the FBI…if they don’t take down my pictures…I am going to report the site…people are cruel…I am really pissed, but constructively not destructively…I am much smarter then that…

        Busted.

        • vtu

          I remain in awe of your troll-busting skills. :)

        • yaddayadda

          Actually not..I am thrilled to have wasted your sorry ass time…Yawn..

        • et

          “I one hell of great fighter!”

          Caveman speak?

        • deez

          But wait!!!!!!!

          JPD @Mickey: Yes one is Dickory Dock and one is TopIdol (this one is the creator of the page…I sent you an inbox message…I sent these two a message and I don’t want to post what I said on this site for now…I am truly freaked out!!! I swear if we find out who these bastards are…I smell lawsuit…

          Mickey I think there might be a way of finding out who this Mugsy person might be. My brother is a programmer and he tells me he has a programme that can find the ip address of people who post on forums, so it may be easy enough to find the ip address of this wierdo and then compare it with the ip addresses of members. It will not be the easiest of tasks but if it allows everyone who is a dedicated member of CJCC piece of mind, I would undertake the job!

          MF I hear ya Chris. Mugsy did post a reply to me on that site. Last words were to let me know that I am old enough to be Casey’s mother. Oh, so that means I can’t like his music? I know that, you idiot! I’ve often said on here that I have a maternal feeling towards Casey. Ugh, thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I will NOT be posting anymore replies on that site. I really isn’t worth it and there is no winning with a*#holes.

          CRM don’t feel bad….I befriended two people that I realized I had never seen a comment from here, nor did they have a picture and very iffy profiles. Do what you need to do to feel comfortable! I’m a big advocate for our right to privacy, and navigating the Internet while retaining our privacy is tricky buisness. Be safe, be careful, but long love this group and Casey!

          MF You are right Jennifer, the comment that was posted today was made AFTER we went private. So it was either someone already on the site, or one of the ones I confirmed, which I was trying hard to review and make a decision on. I will be requiring new requests to send me an e-mail stating why they want to join.

          JPD @Mickey: OMG!!!Can I get these photos back? I was just going to send you a message because I was just checking the photos and yes, mine are gone…What do I do when I am on the site??This is freaking me out…sons of bitches., if I find out who did this, I am going to get the lawyers I work for and sue em…

          MF No, you can’t get them back. Once you posted them here, they were up for grabs. That is why we have had several discussion about this issue here. There were grabbing photos of me, and some photoshop ones that were made by other members. Once posted, they become public.

          MF Cathy, we took the site private because someone at topidolblog.com came in and hijacked a bunch of pictures. They posted them there and they’ve all been making fun of them. We went private last night, then today someone named “Mugsy” posted a CJCC member’s comment on the topidolblog.com site. So, we have a spy on the site.

          Yeah….it was ALL just a big joke that we didn’t get, right?

          • vtu

            It will not be the easiest of tasks but if it allows everyone who is a dedicated member of CJCC piece of mind, I would undertake the job!

            LOL

          • deez

            Lol. Homonyms are such a bitch.

          • Dickory Dock

            OMG I got name checked! Does this mean I’m a famous International Tard Art Thief now? Because that would be something bad ass to put on my business cards.

          • JaneRochester

            Oh wow. My week just got awesome.

      • Kate123

        ROFLOLMFAO!!!!!!!! You are SO funny!!! Here we all were sooooo sceerd that the FBI was gonna get us and it was all a JOKE!!! OMG!! HA HA HA HA…. we’re so LAME!! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go make a portrait of Kris Allen out of pasta for all my internet friends to admire.

        • et

          Macaroni art FTW! THAT can go in the Idols Tard Art Museum, for sure.

        • Pandora

          Will there be puffy paint applied to the macaroni? Please please please?

          • et

            I think that our museum should deny entrance unless the visitor has one of these things — a) tard art of their own; b) flat Idol of choice; c) tard sign with puffy paint; or d) tard shirt with puffy paint. Free admission if they pull up in a tard car!

          • old bat

            Note for tard museum entrance requirements. If tard possesses all of the above, please call the taxidermist to prepare a new specimen for the species exhibit TARDUS MAXIMUS.

          • Pandora

            It should take more than a plain flat Idol. If there is glitter applied, that may be sufficient.

  • deez

    Damn! I need to leave more often!!! I’m gone a few hours and return to find a smorgasbord filled with delectably gooey crazy goodness! TARD ART, LAWLERS!, THE FBI, THREATS, MELTDOWNS!!!!! The only thing missing is frau porn!!111!!!!!!

    *sigh* Just like the “old” days:

    @UnderpantsPress Dear FBI I think someone is committing interstate commerce fraud about 3 hours ago via web in reply to UnderpantsPress

    I <3 you delusional lawler! You and your whole Kerrazy “team” of lawlers and FBI neighbors
    who do nothing but sit around in anticipation of breaking up an evil international ring of snark and tardmockery! (I would say hello to you Skerry, but I’m actually not entirely sure it’s you, as I haven’t been bashed over the head repeatedly with bad grammar and misspellings. The possiblity does exist , however, that you have learned to use spellcheck. Or possibly, your genius-musician-teenage-invisible brother is proofreading for you? If you aren’t Skerry, then I shudder to think there are more like her out there .)

    ……………………………………………..

    You know, I took a couple of art classes in college. (I’m terribly out of practice though, I haven’t actually done anything more than doodles of stupid crap in years) I should draw my own TARD ART and upload it for everyone!!!111!!!!! What should I draw??????

    Kris riding nude atop an elephant(with discreet black bar of censorship).
    Adam sunbathing in the nude (with discreet black bar of censorship) being slathered with coconut oil by winged cherubs.
    Casey James floating nude (with discreet black bar of censorship) on a cloud, posing in the manner of Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel Adam. (that pose might be better for Adam, though. Adam as Adam??)

    Should I take requests??

    • jukejoint

      Clearly Adam should he GAWD and Casey should be Adam. In Sistine Chapel ceiling poses, I mean. I suppose Crystal would be the best Adam, what with GAWD/Adam reaching out to give the Divine Touch to the next #2 best-voice, shoulda-won, whole-thing-unfair-and-illegal person. Or, wait!! I know! Make Clay Aiken GAWD, reaching out to give the Divine Touch to #2 best-voice, shoulda-won, whole-thing-unfair-and-illegal Adam Lambert!!! Then Adam can be Adam Lambert.

      Or Freddie Mercury or Elvis reaching out to Divine Touch Adam L. A nice touch would be a fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich in GAWD/Elvis’s other hand.

      • deez

        Lol. This might be awesome. No promises, though (out of practice, like I said) But I do have a three day weekend all to myself (ahhhhhhh) so I may try out this project, lol.

        • et

          *Rubs claws in anticipation of fabulous deez creation mural*

        • jukejoint

          And remember, deez, if anybody takes your “artwork” anywhere and makes fun of it or even just posts it somewhere without comment, you need to be on the horn to the FBI, “City Hall” and Batman ASAP. The CIA, Scotland Yard, James Bond, Bourne (sorry, I don’t know his first name, but you know he’s good at ultimatums.), the Mutant Ninja Turtles, Clarence Darrow, Eleanor Roosevelt, the Supreme Court (but stay away from Scalia) and the Wonder Twins may also be able to help you.

          Top Idol Powers — ACTIVATE!

          • deez

            Jason Bourne would be the obvious choice as he was a sockpuppet.

          • deez

            LOl!!!!! Since we never got to actually do our “How Hard Can You Tard” contest, I feel I owe it to everyone to complete this awesome work of awesomeness!!! I shall do my utmost to make it reaallllyyyy bad (in a good way) OOHHHHH, there HAVE to be manga characters(for what is a homage to tardart without them?) in there somewhere (and a unicorn).

            Keep the ideas coming…I plan to start this masterpiece tomorrow!!!

          • Pandora

            Can the unicorn wear a plaid shirt? ;) and maybe it can have Allison’s kool-aid hair too.

          • deez

            My masterpiece is tentatively entitled:

            ” Deez’s Tardart Second to None: A Creation from a Commenter at the World’s Most Criminally Insane Blog of Evullness with Inspiration from these Jellus Bitches: jukejoint, et, and Pandora”

          • jukejoint

            I am SO jellus of deez. It’s true that I have no artistic skills whatsoever and tard art is simply out of my league. Shaking fist at deez for being awesome!! *Is consumed with jellussniss*

          • deez

            Just returned from a trip to Target where I purchased a sketchpad!
            (and a rug and a Starbucks energy drink…impulse purchases, you shall break me yet!)

            Drawing to commence shortly! (I really hope my temperamental scanner decides to work tonight!!)

          • Mithra

            Damn, you’re ambitious. Perhaps you can auction the results off on eBay to contribute to TI’s defense fund against the upcoming law suite from “Lawler” :P

          • jukejoint

            How big is a law suite? Two bedrooms? And how many bathrooms? There better be a courtesy robe in the law suite, that’s all I’m saying.

    • muzikizmi

      Deez, I think Adam as Adam would make the paint peel. Casey as that Adam is a big enough stretch.

      • deez

        Too late…LOL, I’m about halfway done! Taking a break….There’s SO MUCH crap in this picture it’s either gonna be too big to post or I’ll have to resize it and it will be too small to see, lol! (I may have been too ambitious with this!!)

        TI, what is the largest size pic we can post??

        • Pandora

          If it ends up too big you just need to post it on flickr or someplace like that instead. We cannot be deprived!

        • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

          Preferably, the width should be no more than 450. 500 at the most. I am more concerned with width than length but please, use your discretion.

  • Nich

    Am I the only reading “I am a lawyer” in the same voice Tracey Morgan used when he would parody Star Jones on Saturday Night Live?

    Cause that’s all I can think of and therefore do not take the phrase “I am a lawyer” seriously. Thanks SNL!

    • Dickory Dock

      Thanks for that! Now it’s even more fun to read the lawler’s posts.

      This post just keeps getting better and better.

      • cc

        This post just keeps getting better and better.

        All we need is a lawyer.

        (I love blockquotes. :) )

  • Lawyer

    To Dickory Dock…I am a lawyer with a major lawfirm and the pictures here on this site were stolen!!! This site is being reported to the FBI by my firm. If these pictures are not removed from this site immediately as soon as we find out who you are and we will, we will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law. We have people working on this as we speak.

    • CayKat

      Oh shut the hell up!

    • Dickory Dock

      Hi Lawyer! ‘Sup?

      Hey, you might want to get in touch with an awesome lawler that we know. Her name is Kerry Kolsch. I’m sure she’d have some awesome advice for you!

    • Dickory Dock

      Oh, and not to be rude or anything, but I can’t take a one eyed, penis mouthed, martini hat wearing monster with claws too seriously. But hey, you’ve got lovely chicken feet! Rock on with your bad self and tell the FBI I said hey.

  • Lawyer

    To Dickory Dock…I am a lawyer with a major lawfirm and the pictures here on this site were stolen!!! This site is being reported to the FBI by my firm. If these pictures are not removed from this site immediately as soon as we find out who you are and we will, we will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law. We have people working on this as we speak.

  • Dickory Dock

    Uhm, wow. I think I just figured out why there hasn’t been as much tard art this year. Twitter. Tards have no shame.

  • naiya

    Holy crap, this whole thread is made of win. I have been laughing my ass off for 5 minutes as I try to catch up. I love the effed up fingers and “Jesus as My Personal Hairdresser” the most. I couldn’t bring myself to watch the video, though, since I thought it would give me nightmares. I am so sad Casey didn’t get his Idolatry interview. I was looking forward to his the most. Both Lee’s and Crystal’s left me cold for some reason. Oh well, HOORAY for tard art!

    • jukejoint

      You know what’s weird? I liked Crystal a lot during the season, and I think I even threw her some votes after the finale (first time I voted all season) and yet… The Slezak interview made me really not like her. I have this casual friend that I have lunch with every so often, and she looooves Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood but hasn’t watched Idol since Carrie’s season, so I was surprised when she told me she was watching this year and looooooved Lee and thought Crystal was smug and unpleasant. Both because I wasn’t sure why she came back to the show after so many years away and because I thought Lee came off smug and unpleasant and Crystal seemed like a real (and warm, nice, etc.) person. Now I think they both came off smug and unpleasant and I’m not all that sorry Crystal lost. After hearing that Slezak interview, I felt like sitting Crystal down and telling her that she better get ready to get her pretensions poked a big hole in when it comes time to make that album, that she really has no idea what she got herself into, even now, and that she better just chilly down already and stop taking herself so seriously. Idol is not art. Unless she totally takes a dive on Jive and goes somewhere like Rounder (Alison Krauss’s label), she will not have any creative control, she cannot afford to come off like she has a stick up her butt, and she better learn the fine art of compromise and humility FAST.

      Maybe that’s why she got depimped so fast after being The Major Pimpee for so long — because Simon Fuller and Co. realized she was going to be difficult and stubborn, and they’d already tried that (cough*Hicks*cough) and didn’t want that as the winner again.

      • Blue Eyes

        I didn’t read the interview, but does she really think she’s going to have control over her cd? An artist recording their first cd, with a major label, has no options and no say. She will record what they tell her to record – PERIOD!

      • CayKat

        Jukejoint – you aren’t alone. I felt the same way after watching that interview.
        Initially, I tried to push it out of my mind, telling myself that she is just being “true to herself”. I had to check that and be real though. She is full of it.
        She is far too pleased with herself and I think she might be in for a rude awakening once she starts the recording process.

        It seems that Season 9 has brought us a cocky and smug bunch. Lee, Crystal, Alex, Michael to name a few.

      • maturin

        Aww, I didn’t get that vibe at all.

        It just reminded me that she sings really good.

        And I like her sweet old face. Just a pretty regular gal.

        I think she never did get outside her box that much, songwise, which I think did hurt her, but her vein is pretty lovely.

        I think Slezak hit it when he said CB’s not that “contestanty.” So she may have higher hopes and bigger ideas then the reality will support. I don’t get that as cocky.

      • jeydawg

        Crystal has always been pretentious, honestly. Since the start, she gave off the “I’m too good for this” vibe, which is something that I detest. I’m sorry, if you go on American Idol, you are not “above it.” It doesn’t matter how skilled you are, once you go on that show, you’re not allowed to place yourself above it anymore because at the very least, it makes you a hypocrite. She’s going to learn really, really fast that because she DID go on American Idol and got a record deal through them, she’s going to end up having to compromise. That’s just how it is with Idol kids – the record company allows only so much freedom, and she’ll have to find ways of staying true to herself within those boundaries, especially on her first album. I don’t think she’s a bad person or anything, but she’s got a tough road ahead of her. So does Lee, for entirely different reasons.

        • Burgundy LaRue

          Crystal got de-pimped for many of the reasons that jukejoint pointed out. She doesn’t understand how to play the game. At least Lee shows some idea of knowing that for the most part, the ball is in 19′s court. If Crystal thinks that she’s going to have that much control over her album, she’s in for a rude awakening.

  • Mugsy

    Too bad that the Casey Cougars site was made private yesterday. Non-members won’t be able to read new comments, such as these about how Casey might smell:

    “I went to get my hair cut a few days ago, and bought some Biolage shampoo and conditioner. (Someone said Casey uses it). It smells really good. I would love to get a big hug from Casey, and bury my face in his hair. I bet he smells delicious.”

    “I heard him say that he uses that on one of the videos. I would love to wrap one of his curls around my finger.”

    Casey is apparantly in Nashville. The Cougars think he is signing a record deal.

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      “I went to get my hair cut a few days ago, and bought some Biolage shampoo and conditioner. (Someone said Casey uses it). It smells really good. I would love to get a big hug from Casey, and bury my face in his hair. I bet he smells delicious.”

      I love you, Mugsy. I love you so. And that’s the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

    • Harleehun

      Mugsy,
      Seriously, you had to post this to show all your hater friends that you’re a secret spy at the CJCC? Well good for you. Why don’t you let me know who you really are instead of hiding behind the “Mugsy” bullshit. With over 1,100 member on CJCC I will never find out who you are so congratulations, you win there.I can’t believe you people take so much pleasure in knocking fans of Casey’s, or any other AI contestant for that matter. Unbelieveable that you can get so much joy out of making fun of people. We have a name for you type of people, bullies! You come in secretly to our fan site, take our stuff, post it to make fun of it. I seriously don’t get it. I am sure you’ll get a lot of pat on the back comments from the rest of the morons who visit this site. Good for you. I won’t be back, so don’t bother responding to me.

      Mickey Fay
      Creator: CJCC

      • et

        I read that as… Blah blah blah indignant blah blah BOARDICIDE!

        Did I miss something?

        • Dickory Dock

          You missed out the blah blah blah finger wagging blah blah blah pearl clutching. Otherwise, spot on.

          • jukejoint

            I think there’s also a trembling lip and a wobbly chin implied there. Someone’s feelings were hurt because their tard art was meant to be speshul and was not appreciated here. Or was appreciated, but for point and laugh reasons, as opposed to OMG YOUR TARD ART MAKES MY HEART FLUTTER AND MY PANTIES MOIST reasons.

            I guess Rule #1 of the Internet: If you post it, someone will find it and mock it, was never revealed to them.

      • Kate123

        Whaaa?

      • Mugsy

        Oh Mickey, Mickey, you’re so fine! You’re so fine, you blow my mind!

        Please don’t leave! You’re the number one Casey Cougar. I love you, and your choice of T-shirts.

        I actually like Casey, and think he’s a pretty good guy, despite his criminal record. And, despite his mediocre performances on AI.

        The Casey Cougars have me rolling on the floor laughing, though. By the way, he’s young enough to be your son. Just pointing that out.

        • OhWell

          Mugsy, you are pretty f/n boring lol…the laugh is on you asswipe lmao

        • Lawyer

          I am a lawyer and I do not take it lightly that you stole my art work. I just got off the phone with a judge. I am starting the ball rolling and the lawfirm that I work with is reporting this site to the FBI as I stated in another post to you. I have printed out this entire site with comments and the stolen pictures. These pictures need to be removed immediately. The law does not take these actions lightly and I don’t.

          • maturin

            The FBI?

            That is SO amazing. It would be so cool to hear the actual report you filed about tard art theft that you file with federal law enforcement.

            But that would be pretending that any part of your life was based in reality.

            Which, it’s not.

          • cc

            I am a lawyer…

            Um, deja vu???

          • Blue Eyes

            oh look, a lawyer is here and she is going to report this site to the FBI! Is everyone shaking in their boots?

          • sodagrape

            A real live interwebs lawyer is here! Be still my heart!

          • barado

            It looks like Scary Kerry deleted her twitter account recently. Maybe she’s taking on a new identity and a new case?

          • et

            The *FBI*?!

            *Gasp*

            Hides monster claws behind back and tries to hide behind bushes. DRAT! Satellite dish on head poking out of top of bushes… must find taller bushes…

            *Trembles*

            Dashes behind another, taller bush… three eyes filled with tears of terror… pulls earthworm-esque tail behind taller bush… pants.

            Am I safe? Is the lawler and the FBI gone? Tard art must be *far* more precious than I realized, ohmygosh! Send out the strike force, rescue the tard art!

      • CayKat

        “Hey Mickey!” hehehehe! sorry, just had to.

        Sir/ Madam – IT’S THE INTERNET – there is no sneaking around. It’s there for everyone to see. If we think it funny, then there’s nothing you can do about it. If you think we are assholes – there’s nothing we can do about that.
        Now stop crying.

    • Blue Eyes

      Oh yes, the frauen will copy anything their Idols use or do whatever their Idol asks them to do. If their Idol said, “jump off the bridge”, they probably would do it to show their loyalty. It’s like they stopped using their brain. It truly is cult-like.

    • MaryS-NJ

      Not a Cougar, but I am a Casey fan.

      He did fly to Nashville to have “meet with some people” today. He had his meeting this morning, according to his Twitter:

      @CaseyEJames I want to thank everyone for the kind words and prayers today. My meeting went well. I can’t say anything yet, but I feel really great. :)
      about 1 hour ago

      Also, somebody opened Twitter accounts for Casey’s Bassett Hounds @BusterDJames and @DaisyMJames. If it’s not Casey, it’s got to be a family member.

      • Mithra

        Also, somebody opened Twitter accounts for Casey’s Bassett Hounds @BusterDJames and @DaisyMJames. If it’s not Casey, it’s got to be a family member.

        No, it’s probably not family, but a fantard. Family members and pets are big things to tard over. And friends. And haircare products. And brands of preferred toliet paper, cookie dough, chewing gum, and dishwashing soap.

        • Blue Eyes

          Don’t forget the band members. They are at the top of the list to tard over.

          They will also try to find out any former girlfriends, post their photos on their tard boards and stalk them.

    • JaneRochester

      I’m not a cougar, just someone who likes Casey and wants to buy his album. I think that’s why he’s in Nashville too. He’s pretty good at tweeting between the lines.

    • Lawyer

      @Mugsy: …I am a lawyer with a major lawfirm and the pictures here on this site were stolen!!! This site is being reported to the FBI by my firm. If these pictures are not removed from this site immediately as soon as we find out who you are and we will, we will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law. We have people working on this as we speak.

      • Mugsy

        Say, Liar, er, Lawler, er, Lawyer, get your perps straight. I’m the spy, not the one who stole your artwork. You are quite talented, by the way. Some of your drawings actually resemble Casey. No, you can’t get them back from cyberspace.

        • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

          It’s a shame, really, because no one ever said she was a shit artist. I can’t draw anything but a palm tree and a coffee cup.

      • nerdgirl

        Hey, Lawyer. What’s your law firm? I am going to contact them and tell them what you are doing instead of work.

        • Verbally Dyslexic

          Nerdgirl, can’t you see? The whole firm is in on it. Everyone there probably spends their time admiring each other’s Idol Fanworks and providing legal counsel to similar artistes. As does the people in FBI and City Hall. I’m surprised with so many powerful people tarding over GoatBoy he still didn’t bag the title.

          • Verbally Dyslexic

            *As do. The lawler’s presence is getting me all excited.

      • MarkC

        Ok, responding to this in any shape or form is a gratuitous act in and itself, but I’m going for it anyway. But, um, if you were at a major “lawfirm” you A. probably would have gotten used to not making the basic error of writing out “law firm” as “lawfirm”, because no lawyer in their right mind does that after law school B. recognize that you probably don’t have many legal means of finding out who posts here, because no judge in their right mind is ever going to approve a subpoena regarding this crap C. forwarding content out of a group marked “private” isn’t grounds for a theft claim in a court of law and D. wouldn’t be posting on message boards in a way that makes you look like a total fool.

        But, you know, good luck with the amateur drawing career. At least it, while completely self-contained, doesn’t paint you as a fantard with a loose connection to reality, at best.

        • nerdgirl

          I can just imagine anybody going to inform all their colleagues that they tard over a contestant, make tard art, and hunt down tard art thieves… That would be nice annual evaluation afterward.

          • et

            MAYBE she’s the Indiana Jones of tard art! Rescuing tard art from haters all across the blogosphere!

  • auntieaimee

    The bassett hound is NOT AMUSED. He’s like, “Give me the damn treat, you lanky, Jesus-haired bastard.”

  • girl from mars

    A BASSET!!!!! !!!! !!!!! I’m a Basset Hound tard and I am not ashamed to admit it. He’s got a freckle-y nose like my Chloe!

  • et

    Erm. Wow! The Star Wars one might give me nightmares. *Looks at cute Basset Hound to salve painful brain*

  • summersnow

    Actually the duet is not too bad after listening. Surprisedly not out of tune or anything. I was expecting some crazy OTT tarding like that classic video of a sparkle cow dancing in boa.

  • summersnow

    Is it bad of me to say that Goatboy somewhat resembles his puppy

  • summersnow

    LOL first pic: he looks sorta like a vampire with the sharper back teeth, second pic: he looks like a young Crystal Bowersox (no kidding, check her video performing at 13), third pic: I have no words for that…

  • Mithra

    This tard art is so beautiful it makes baby Jesus cry. And probably Casey as well. It’s nice to see the tradition lives on… I don’t know how to post pics, but here’s some amazing drawings of Lee:

    http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/kaciecuse/LeeDrawing.jpg

    http://myidol.americanidol.com/go/thread/view/86789/22488089/*~*!Lee_DeWyze_Photo_Thread!*~*?pg=61

  • CayKat

    is it wrong that I yelled “there’s Jim Caviezel?” – I love him – he’s the jesus in the pic.

    check him out in this hilarious interview with the legend Ron Burgundy: http://tinyurl.com/237bqjx

  • Blue Eyes

    The pickup truck pic is truly odd. His brother???? Don’t tell me his frauen have already begun stalking family members? What’s Jesus/Charles Manson doing in the pic? Scary!

    • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

      I also considered the possibility it was Tom Cruise as Ron Kovac in Born on the Fourth of July. Again with the tards and the Tom Cruise likenesses. WTF?

      I guess the CJCC has now gone private because I am a mean blogger who is making fun of them. Dude. I checked out their FB group TWICE. And only posted a few of those photos that one time, yet I’m allegedly sneaking in there under a false identity. HA. I have one FB and one Twitter. I don’t have the time to pull the shit I allegedly do. It’s just too funny.

      I love tard art. Oh so very much.

      • Dickory Dock

        They’ve gone private? Dude, I copied some of these tard art pictures from there. You didn’t have to be a member to see them, or even logged in to FB. It’s the internet, people. The very PUBLIC internet. If you don’t want people to point and laugh at your cray-cray, don’t put it out there.

        Sorry if I got you tarred and feathered, TI.

        • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

          Oh hell, I don’t care. I find it hilarious. And exactly! The FB group was PUBLIC. PUBLIC. How did they not know this would happen?

      • Lawyer

        To TopIdol…I am a lawyer with a major lawfirm and the pictures here on this site were stolen!!! This site is being reported to the FBI by my firm. If these pictures are not removed from this site immediately as soon as we find out who you are and we will, we will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law. We have people working on this as we speak.

        • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

          Is this Maryann Edwards or Kerry Kolsch? You really think I’m going to believe your idle threats about contacting the FBI or you being a lawyer?

        • CayKat

          while your at it – you should probably contact homeland security. You know, since these photos are TOP SECRET – CLASSIFIED- FOR THE PRESIDENT’S EYES ONLY.

          Douche.

        • Verbally Dyslexic

          FBI = FaceBook Idiots? Like the Federal Bureau of Investigation is going to even lift a finger to investigate THE CASE OF THE PILFERED TARD ART.

          And your firm is reporting this?? Is your “firm” producing these sad-looking pieces of work or claiming copyright? Have you gotten them valued or something? Are they going into a museum? Because I’m pretty sure the Fanworks Museum idea came from here first.

          Oh, Lawler…

        • et

          THE CASE OF THE PILFERED TARD ART.

          If you say that in a dramatic voice, and imagine it followed by dramatic music? Awesome.

          The Case… (dramatic pause)… of the missing tard art!

          Will our lawlyer find the evil haters who pilfered the tard art and shared it with the evil blog-visitors? Will the FBI come to the rescue? Will the tard art safely be returned to the Casey James Tard Art Museum? Find out in the next episode of… (dramatic music)… THE CASE OF THE PILFERED TARD ART!!!

        • vtu

          LOL “The Case of the Pilfered Tard Art” makes it sound like a Nancy Drew or Trixie Belden mystery.

        • Pandora

          We need a new Nancy Drew book: THE CASE OF THE PILFERED TARD ART.

        • Pandora

          Sorry vtu, I posted before I saw yours. Let me rephrase my post:

          What she said.

      • Lawyer

        To TopIdol; No this is not Maryann Edwards or Kerry Kolsch whoever they are…I just got off the phone with a judge in City Hall and I have contacted my fellow lawyers. You believe what you want. You stole my art work and I am going to do something about it. You will soon find out. There are plenty of people out there that can hack sites and this site has been reported. I want my art work pulled from this site. If you will not do it, then yes, I will have the law interfere and have it done. I have printed out everything from site and comments, along with the stolen photos for the judge to see tomorrow morning in their chambers. A public site is one thing, but it is another to steal someone’s property and mock it or slander it. You never know when you are going to run into the wrong person and you just did. Do I sound like I am kidding. That’s your mistake. This is no threat. I am going according to the law.

        • Dickory Dock

          Wait. There’s a law agains mocking? Sweet! Hold the phone, because I’ve got a few cases to file!

        • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

          I did not steal your artwork. I DID NOT POST ANY OF YOUR PHOTOS. I AM THE PERSON WHO RUNS/OWNS THIS BLOG. And you have no case against me.

          Since you’re an attorney, perhaps you’ve read Anthony DiMeo III v. Tucker Max.

          Communications Decency Act immunizes operator of message board from defamation claims arising out of posts appearing thereon that were authored by others. Such immunity extends to the defendant operator notwithstanding plaintiff’s claim that the defendant edits posts that appear on his boards, and selects posts that will either be published thereon, or removed therefrom. The Court accordingly dismissed with prejudice defamation claims asserted by plaintiff Anthony DiMeo III arising out of offensive postings that appeared on defendant’s message boards.

          Although I exert final editorial control over what is posted on this site, by precedent, I am not liable for what any of my readers have posted in the comments sections of my entries.

        • JaneRochester

          Dear Lawyer,

          You must not be much of a lawyer if you use the term “slander” to refer to postings on a message board. In this case, the term to use is “libel.” Let me offer a handy mnemonic: “Libel is a label (like the kind you see stuck on a jar.) That should help you keep things straight next time.

          Sincerely,

          Jane

          PS I think we’re being punk’d.

        • Lauren

          Thanks Jane. Kerry made that mistake when she decided to visit us too! I think we are being punk’d too…

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            It’s not Kerry…I know exactly who it is because of her IP and email. Looks like we have a new friend.

          • Lauren

            A new “lawyer”? Oh boy! We are popular! I didn’t actually think it was Kerry. Not enough typos to be her.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            And you think you can’t get into Harvard! Pshaw. You’re a smart girl, Lauren ;)

          • jukejoint

            This one’s even better than the last one. (Okay, no one is better than the one with Homeland Security who had unlimited searching capabilities to see everybody’s driver’s licenses and passports and stories about post-op transexuals, but this one’s fun, too.)

            This person expects us to believe that she is a lawyer who makes tard art on the side, and has a direct line to the FBI *and* to “City Hall” and the judges who sit there, 24 hours a day, waiting for this lawyer (with a “major firm”) to give them a ring and tell them to get on the case and… Do what, exactly? Search warrants, arrest warrants, indictments, what? In five minutes? Lawyers with “major firms” are not prosecutors. Anybody who’s even seen Law & Order knows that.

            If the jurisdiction for theft of tard art is supposed to be federal (what with the FBI and all), then what does “City Hall” have to do with anything? Plus, of course, there’a also “slander” and “mocking,” neither of which is a criminal matter. “Slander,” which this is clearly not, is civil, not criminal, and “mocking” isn’t anything at all, except “parody” is a specific exception to copyright infringement, so there is that.

            In addition to the FBI and “City Hall,” maybe a nice bat signal would be a good addition to really get the word out to all the possible authorities.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            I want a Tard Signal now. I so want one. Yes yes yes!

          • Blue Eyes

            What is it with these women? Don’t they know everything put on the net is public? Can you imagine if she did go to some judge, “someone stole my tard art”. The judge would probably think she’s got a screw loose.

          • deez

            Ooooooh!!!!!! Intriguing!!!!!!!! :)

        • Verbally Dyslexic

          You called it art work. Awwww… how cute.

        • rehabilitard

          I do not see any art work, (sorry)…or did you mean artwork? Work of art? Where is it?

        • et

          Are you Batman? Doesn’t Batman call the judge in City Hall?

      • Lawyer

        FYI – As I stated, I have printed out this entire page with comments and the stolen drawings for the judge to see. Our lawfirm’s IT group has the ability to track URL’s, IP addresses, e-mail addresses and computer signatures to obtain user names and addresses.

        This information will be used to establish the identies of the parties involved in the theft of these drawings which are personally property from the FB fanpage. Even though the page was public at the time under law you do not have the right to remove the photos or steal them.

        • cc

          Even though the page was public at the time under the law you do not have the right to remove the photos or steal them.

          Breaking News: “Copy” and “Paste” in your computer will be banned for public use starting tomorrow. XD

        • Dickory Dock

          cc, I’m still hung up on the whole Illegal Mocking idea.

          What’s the FBI protocol for Illegal Mocking? Is it actually a Federal crime? An international crime? Can one be extradited for Illegal Mocking? What’s the litmus test to differentiate between sarcasm and mocking? Or is there a different law regarding sarcasm? Is it like porn; you know it when you hear it?

          So many questions.

        • MarkC

          Yeah… because you can totally prosecute someone for taking private property while it was public property, under any circumstance. Or, you know, not.

          • http://topidolblog.com TopIdol

            You can if you call City Hall on a Thursday night!

  • nerdgirl

    Brett Michaels looks like he’s missing half of his brain.

  • ytlc

    JEEBUS!!! this is so hideously painful I had to turn the sound off…I bet it made Jeebus weep after he fluffed up Casey’s hair. And god bless the amateur artists…why isn’t drawing this stuff, taping it to your wall and adoring it in the privacy of your own home enough? What has modern technology done to us as a society?

    Yeah, I’m old enough to be Casey’s mother and, with my husband, will be taking our elementary school aged grandchildren (who are also growing up w/o a TV like Casey did, hopefully they’ll be as creative as he is someday) to an AI concert this summer to enjoy his outstanding musical talent. The fact that he’s also an admirable person…humility, humor, love of music, his mom,/family/his pets make for a really cool guy. The entertainment world could stand a whole lot more like Casey James. The fact that he’s not hard on the eyes…that’s just an added bonus.

    I pray the art/music clowns can contain themselves from overwhelming this poor guy with headache making, eye-bleeding, ear-piercing doses of adoration. What a price to pay for fame. YIKES!

    • Pandora

      why isn’t drawing this stuff, taping it to your wall and adoring it in the privacy of your own home enough?
      If they left it on their own walls and didn’t share it, they wouldn’t get Bestest!Fan!Ever! point.

  • Mugsy

    Jestro! That was painful to listen to! I hated turnips before this–this just reinforces it.

  • cc

    Hmm…

    Casey’s + Big Mike’s faces = Art #2

  • Blue Eyes

    Looks like Jesus is give Goatboy a blessing! I love tard art! LOL!

  • JaneRochester

    This is my first exposure to tard art. Clearly, I’ve not been hanging out at the right Idol sites. It’s kind of like fanfic, only with pastels, yes?

    • magnacarta

      actually, fanfics and fanarts are parts of what we call fanworks ;D

      • et

        That sorta begs for its very own museum, you know. “FANWORKS!”

        • Blue Eyes

          Hey, that’s a great idea! The Idols Fanworks Museum! So many treasures to savor! They should be all captured for everyone to enjoy!

          • et

            I would *love* the Idols Fanworks Museum. It would be brilliant. I might even wear a puffy paint t-shirt when I visit!

  • jukejoint

    Grizzly Adams!!

    My favorite thing about tard art is how little it resembles the person it’s supposed to be.

  • songkat7

    #1 What happened to his fingers??

    #2 Giraffe neck

    #3 Good Lord!

    • cc

      #1 What happened to his fingers??

      MTE. Not only he is sporting a false teeth-gone-bad, he does have seven fingers. *giggles*

      • JaneRochester

        So that’s why he’s such an awesome guitarist…

    • et

      Ha, I just noticed the fingers. That is profoundly disturbing. Is Casey an alien?

  • nerdgirl

    In the first picture of the video Casey looks like he is thinking: “What have I gotten myself into? Is it too late to run?”

    It’s too late, Casey, now, it’s too late…

    By the way, Casey was great.

  • et

    Blessed Goatboy!

    He looks like a mountain man in the 2nd one.

    • deez

      S9 Tard Art!!!! We have gone WAAAYYYY too long without the lulzy tard art. We need an epic tard art post to lighten the mood!!!! I heart the art.

      • Dickory Dock

        I agree, Deez! Tard Art is better than puppies and rainbows for cheering me up.

        Do you think we’ll get some awesome tard cars this year? I hope so!

    • Dickory Dock

      Sort of a wild-eyed Grizzly Adams or something. With tiny ears.

  • sodagrape

    Carpenter, designated driver, and now hairstylist. Who knew Jesus was such a jack of all trades?

    • et

      Not only can Jesus take the wheel, but Jesus can style the hair. Go Jesus!

      (Just don’t strike me down with lightning, ok?)

      • muzikizmi

        Jesus give me curllllllllllssss
        Put them in my hair….
        I can’t do this by myself….

        It’s your fault et. I am not to blame.

        • Dickory Dock

          Haaaaaaa! That was a genuine laugh out loud post. Well played, muzikizmi!

        • et

          Aw, you can’t share in the lightning when it strikes me down?

          Your lyrics rock, lol.

        • alicat10025

          Right now I’m thankful the people with the cubes behind mine aren’t here today because I think I’ve been laughing way too much for what is appropriate when I have a major work deadline tomorrow.

    • MaryS-NJ

      Jesus was the original metrosexual man, yo.

  • sodagrape

    When I saw the flurry of activity on Casey’s TWoP thread, I suspected he was doomed to be this season’s designated frau magnet. This video just confirms it. Goatboy’s in for a loooong summer.

  • Pandora

    Yay! Tard art! *dancing in my seat*

  • et

    LOL, Jesus says, “Casey, hold still, that lock is out of place…”

    • justpeachy

      So, does Jesus curl Casey’s hair with “holy rollers”? (I’m sorry)

      • MaryS-NJ

        This made me snort and I scared my cat.

        • On The Edge

          My co-worker just looked at me funny.

  • Lauren

    The second one is actually kind of good…the last one…oh my…it has to be snark, right? Nobody could seriously make that photoshop, could they?!

    • Dickory Dock

      Yes. Yes they could.

      Maybe Jesus is sneaking up to give Casey a wet willy? Or he just wants to run his holy fingers through Casey’s luxurious hair? Perhaps just a good old fashioned smiting?

      No idea, really.

      • et

        Jesus *totally* wants to touch Casey’s hair.

        Yikes.

        That first one… his mouth! What’s wrong with his *mouth*?

        • barado

          He looks like a vampire who just spotted a potential victim in that first one.

        • parsenip

          It looks suspiciously like the Kris tard art from last summer that made him look like he had 3 lips.

      • auntieaimee

        Jesus is Casey’s hairdresser…

  • JaneRochester

    After hearing him talk about how he’s spent the last 10 years playing to drunks in roadside bars, I seriously doubt that he’s going to see anything this summer that he hasn’t seen before in some shape or form. Just maybe in slightly larger numbers.

    • Pandora

      Or slightly larger sizes.

  • pigawwt

    goosebumps! lots and lots of bad goosebumps…(*&*&%^$&$@)&(*^&!!!

  • Dickory Dock

    Isn’t it beautiful? I wonder if she’s tarded out her car yet.

    I feel sorry for Goat Boy because he does seem like a genuinely decent human being. I’ll bet his mama taught him to be respectful to his elders even. We’ll see how long that lasts after the 50 year-old frauen start grabbing his junk.

  • jeydawg

    I don’t….quite know how to react to this, honestly.

    • Mithra

      I know. I have mixed feelings. Want to point and laugh but it just seems sad at the same time. For BOTH of them. She seems to have had an album? out at some time? Oy…

  • deez

    Why oh why, am I surprised at this? You’d think after seeing feather boa granny doing karaoke to Adam onstage in her basement, that this would not faze me. How old is Debbie? 60? I MIGHT have done something like this at 14. What made her think that putting this on Youtube was a good idea? Let’s all put our most embarrassing moments on Youtube! I slipped on a stray piece of ice from a drink machine and busted my ass in the middle of a busy convenience store last week, shall I upload that? (don’t answer that)

    • J

      Don’t take this the wrong way but I’d much rather watch your slip and fall than this crappy duet.

    • cb

      We’ll post your photo of the bruise on your butt right next to the one of my bruised butt from slipping on a mossy driveway this week. Can I sue my parents for not powerwashing their driveway?

      • deez

        LOL…at least your fall didn’t send three teenage boys guffawing out into the parking lot! (or did it? :) )

        • cb

          Luckily only my sister witnessed it who was all “OMGareyouOK?OMGareyouOK? But in my family once it has been determined you are OK then the relentless teasing starts. I hope you can throw ice at teenage boys from a supine position ;)

  • et

    Oh, Goatboy. Be strong.

    • burnthis

      I think Casey will be just fine. In a recent interview he said, in effect, after playing 10 years and getting nowhere, he’s not really in a position to complain about anything. He seems thrilled to have this opportunity and even if it comes with middle aged women naming their cats after him or making macaroni likenesses of him, I’m sure he’ll survive. And I somehow think that out of the gaggle of females following him, there will be one or two attractive ones in the mix.

  • Blue Eyes

    Goatboy doesn’t know what he’s in for. He probably thinks he’s going to get beautiful, hot babes for fans. Wait till he sees all the overweight, middle-age women, who are old enough to be his mom, lusting over him. Run for your life, Goatboy!

  • girl from mars

    I love the part where he sings “I began to lose control” and she goes “oh no!”