The Masterpiece is Finally Published!
The day we’ve all be waiting for is here! Kerry Kolsch’s investigative tome — Adam Lambert: Second to No One — is finally available for download!
Since we always appreciate it when Kerry comes over to visit, I had no problem giving her $11.97. Sadly, I really wish she would have properly cited me in those few paragraphs regarding Pastor Rolex. Lyndsey, Jim and MJ got quoted. What am I, chopped unglitterly liver? (Of course, I’m only halfway through so, maybe Kerry will come through for me.)
I’m really not sure where to begin with this, but I’ve so far read about Adam Lambert’s voice being akin to the mating sounds of mosquitoes, Philip Stein watches (as seen on OPERA) and how Kris Allen is really, really dull. So dull he’s torturesome, actually.
If Kerry’s theory on Google and overall web trends indicating Adam Lambert as the actual winner of American Idol, wouldn’t this also mean Justin Bieber would also be the greatest-selling singer of all time?
According to Kolsch, Kris Allen’s brother, Daniel, had a large part in this sordid tale of corruption, Christianity, and chicken sandwiches in central Arkansas.
And Kris Allen was also aware this was going on, too?
There’s just so much more in this book that I really do not even know where to begin. It’s nearly 500 pages. There are lots of cow photos…Chik-Fil-A cows, of course. I really need to get back to my reading! Especially since I’ve now reached the section entitled:
It looks like such a quaint little town…but so did Stepford



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