Kris Allen in Haiti

2010 February 19

by TopIdol

Kris Allen in Haiti (Photo: Aidwkr)

Today, Kris Allen arrived in Haiti. Since we live in a world dependent upon Twitter, we’re already been alerted to some of his activities:

From Concern’s Dominic MacSorley aka Aidwkr:

Ok Concern Haiti officially loves American Idol Kris Allen -he’s so cool & even sang Amazing Grace to mothers & children in our baby tent

Kris Allen is now singing to mothers & children — victims of the biggest natural disaster in recent history — in a makeshift shelter? Obviously, he is only doing this because Adam Lambert sang to schoolchildren yesterday. And you know Allen totally sang to those refugess-in-their-own-land because he is going to be on next week’s Idol results show to talk about his experiences.

Obviously, there are people out there who know WHAT IS UP. They’ve even left a bunch of comments at Just Jared (the comments threads at JJ are often heavy on the cray cray, which is bad for that Jared person but really entertaining for everyone else) informing the world of why it is so wrong for Kris Allen to provide services of some sort in Haiti.

This is from someone named RUNNERS UP GET MORE $$$.

Who is Chris Allen again.. wait a minute .. isn’t he the winner since we never hear from him any more just the drag queen runner up..

So why show up now.. y not have the runner up do it instead.. American Idol should be called the runner up show since the runner up gets way more publicity and promotion than the winner.

Yawn…next please. Oh goody. I wonder who this could be (actually, its probably the same person as above). They call themselves FLORIDA, which is the same state of famed lawyer/scrapbooker/muckraker/AT&T hater Kerry Kolsch.

The people of Haiti have suffered enough. They don’t need Chris Allain foisted on them.

And now for someone named HATE. She is venomous. Hence the name.

I hate him.

He’s sly. Nothing negative about him ever makes the press probably because he’s too boring.

Like when a woman called into Seacerst’s radio show and called him sexy. Instead of being grateful or charming and just saying thanks, he said “ew”. It was so fkn awkward and rude Ryan had to change the subject quickly.

I hate that he talks about peeing and farting and sweat all the time.

I hHATE that his family support hunting. I hate that he eats un-fertilized animals and their eggs and their brains. I hate that he ate baby kangaroo and bragged about it. I hate (and laughed so hard) that he compared himself to MJ, RIP.

He’s stunted. and sly. Hate. Bye.

OMG, Kris Allen! You are stunted AND sly? That’s actually pretty awesome. I typically thought those who were stunted did not have the capacity for slyness. Now, I totally like you even more.

Spread the word. Do it.

Paulie

“Stunted and sly makes him sound like Rumpelstiltskin. Which cracks me up. He can spin straw into gold! Or Chik-Fil-A sandwiches into Idol titles! And nobody can remember his name!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This post is full of win jukejoint! Shoot, now I’m trying to remember Rumpelstiltskin’s song in that fairy tale.
jukejoint

Stunted and sly makes him sound like Rumpelstiltskin. Which cracks me up. He can spin straw into gold! Or Chik-Fil-A sandwiches into Idol titles! And nobody can remember his name!

Kirss Illain is obviously Rumpelstiltskin. I have PROOF! I think I’m going to write a book. But in mine, it will be Megan who should’ve and would’ve won if it hadn’t been for Krumpelstiltskallain and his nefarious straw-spinning plots. If only the Glamberts could remember his name and spell it properly, the spell would’ve been ended. But, alas, they cannot. And now Krus Erland, Chis Oyler, Curse Illain and all his other AKAs are free to run rampant over poor Megan. I’m gonna write a book, I’m telling ya! MEGAN JOY, SECOND TO NONE! READ ALL ABOUT IT AT CAWCAW.COM!!!!!

Anybody else want to contribute Scott McIntyre, Second to None? Lil Rounds, Second to None? Anoop Desai, Desecond to Denone?

We could do a 12-volume set.

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Wait…I think his name is CURSE ALIEN! It all makes sense now! It all makes so much sense!

Claire

Gotta love “Hate’s” comment. I’ve seen almost the exact same post several times before, but it looks like it’s been updated with the “un-fertilized animals” comment. Good to know this person’s keeping up with Criss Alan news and making the appropriate changes before copying and pasting the same old shit.

Of course if Krysssssss didn’t eat the local foods of Southeast Asia, he’d be accused of being a stunted Ugly American who’s being disrespectful of their culture.

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Stunted! And sly!

et

“He’s stunted. and sly. Hate. Bye.”

Why did that crack me up? I think of all the insults I’ve seen hurled at Criss Allin, “stunted” is a new one. Maybe even sly. Damn him and his nefarious plans.

“I imagine that every time a Sparkle Cow sees Chris Ollen picture or hears his singing she turns into Linda Blair in the “Exorcist”. With throwing up and everything…”

If nothing else, they seem to have a reaction that involves spewing of utter nonsense on message boards and comment sections.
naiya

Awww! I can’t stop staring at the little baby hand touching Kris. What is wrong with me? Oh, and I am currently living in a college town in OK. You people in Arkansas haven’t even begun to H8 Texas
muzikizmi

Xrys traveled to Haiti to help American Idol show the challenges that Haiti faces, and the type of work that needs to be done. Krys is not going to rebuild Haiti all by himself, swinging a hammer. But, Chrys swinging a hammer for the cameras, will inspire groups (like the campus mission group he belonged to in college) to go there and swing a lot of hammers without cameras.

I knew that Kriis ate Kangaroo in London, but how did the Glamberts track down the age of the Kangaroo?
erinnthered

Margie, it’s okay. I’ll just continue to ignore your hate, just like the average Texan. Burnt Orange, though…we may have problems…

I think some of the H8trz don’t realize Haiti isn’t on the other side of the world. It’s a 2 hour flight from Miami. I’m am surprised it was a day trip., but maybe they didn’t have the facilities for him to stay.
SmartPoptart

Yeah that picture of Kris and those little girls gives me hope for the world:

http://bit.ly/cn8YBH
blacklisted

Apparently she didn’t realize that Kris was also a cannibal, Lauren.
Lauren

That’s what she was talking about? Damn. A little chick can’t develop inside unless its fertilized. I thought she meant he was eating like normal unfertilized eggs. LOL!
http://www.twitter.com/bleubebe98 Paulie

Speaking of “unfertilized” food (which gives an image of food without compost to me, BTW), I’m assuming the poster is talking about the balut? Well, I almost flunked zoology but I do know that fertilization occurs prior to the laying of the egg. Girl needs to get her facts straight before going all high and mighty.
Lauren

Why is eating unfertilized animals worse than eating fertilized ones? Because, while Adam may not eat unfertilized animals, I am sure he enjoys a steak everyone in a while. IMHO, I’d rather eat something that was never really going to develop into an animal, than kill one. Kris ate a baby Kangaroo? Shame on him! Adam has probably eaten veal…so DOUBLE shame on him!
Really, that bothered me so much. If that poster isn’t a vegan, I’m going to cut a bitch! If she is, she better get on Adam’s case about all that leather he wears. In typical Glambert fashion, I am going to call out her double standard!
blacklisted

“some more pics I found on Twitter”

Building a house, helping to distribute food, charming an 8 year old girl. Don’t tell me you are all fooled by Chris Ollon’s nefarious plot!
margie

erinnthered

Oh no! Texas…really. I liked you too. But you know we are raised from birth to hate all things Texas and Orange. Teehee
http://www.twitter.com/bleubebe98 Paulie

Kris just tweeted that he “just got back” from the Haiti trip. That was fast, and I’m assuming the h8trz! will spin it negatively real soon. Heh. Whatevs.

Meanwhile, some more pics I found on Twitter (thanks to whoever got these pics):
http://bit.ly/aDGWn6
http://bit.ly/cn8YBH
http://bit.ly/bjs8Qb
erinnthered

I’m from Texas, and supposedly Arkansas hates us. Is that close enough? We don’t really care. Much like Kris, we are too lazy to give a rats ass about that kind of thing. Loons who refuse to spell his name correctly, and can’t get over a freakin TV show from last Spring are nothing but amusing.
cc

For someone they hate, I’m actually surprised how much info they know about him. They even remember some of his conversations that happened months ago. Damn you, Chris Alien, why you must torture and follow them even in their sleep?

This and the upcoming (soon-to-be) Bestseller Book of KK, I just have one conclusion….
Arkansas and Florida do hate each other.
soconfused

Is it okay to eat fertilized animals then? I must know.
nerdgirl

I imagine that every time a Sparkle Cow sees Chris Ollen picture or hears his singing she turns into Linda Blair in the “Exorcist”. With throwing up and everything… I would not want to mention Chross Ailing to the Sparkle Cow, or be in line in Walmart with Cruz Allun CD in hand.
margie

Us Arkansans are a sneaky, snarky bunch. Who knew we could bring out the cray cray in people