Comments on: Friday Night Dramatic Reading

By: Lauren

Lauren — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 04:19:55 +0000

This…This came up on my “tag surfer” on wordpress. *cries* She says the words “Being” referring to Adam AND CAPITALIZES IT!!!! I am so frightened reading this. You can’t even laugh at it…
http://onthemeaningofadamlambert.wordpress.com/about/excerpt-what-is-a-muse/

By: saskin

saskin — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:40:13 +0000

Kimberly.

I mean come on the glamberts are going to line up in droves for this book. Maybe they’re not so delusional after all.

That is an awesome compliment if I ever heard one.

By: TopIdol

TopIdol — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:29:19 +0000

Buy it? Are you kidding me?

A good friend was sent a copy. I simply borrowed it for entertainment purposes.

By: kimberly

kimberly — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:42:23 +0000

i’m slow on the uptake. lol yeah, i got it. i should have recognized you.

By: kimberly

kimberly — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:40:45 +0000

oh, wait. is that top idol? oh, i see. now, i understand the moments of awkwardness. i’d be giggling through that whole reading myself. i honestly thought that it was the authors doing a reading. was too busy trying to listen to the words. you actually bought that dreck? in all honesty, i thought they (you two) were too cute for sparkle cows.

By: TopIdol

TopIdol — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:35:25 +0000

Kimberly!

That was myself and my friend laughing at the lunacy. Get it? Dramatic readings!

By: kimberly

kimberly — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:34:39 +0000

What the hell was that? These women, in all seriousness, are truly strange. At least they had the decency to appear embarrassed, as if they had some rational moments. Just so weird, giggling like school girls, one with her glass of wine, covering her face with her hair while reading the horrific purple prose. Is this for real or do they know a golden opportunity when they see one? I mean come on the glamberts are going to line up in droves for this book. Maybe they’re not so delusional after all.

By: Mithra

Mithra — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:10:00 +0000

Limoges? Oh, they should team up with L Anne and her Royal Doulton. They are so klassy. We need to help them sell more books so they can afford Sèvres.

By: TopIdol

TopIdol — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:12:47 +0000

Uh…

For the sake of length, we actually SKIPPED that passage. It came immediately BEFORE what we read. I imagine there are many more like it, but it hits on all your above points.

Each class ends with a session of 200 stomach crunches and 100 push-ups, assisted by the professor. Bonus final projects: Fruits avec Chocolate Chaud sur Creme Frappe Adam, dessert or breakfast in bed or midnight snack. Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries and pineapple dipped in luscious warm chocolate and then in whipped cream. Extra credit: Use methods of molecular cuisine to transubstantiate the above dessert into a form that will float in warm, scented bathwater.

By: girl from mars

girl from mars — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:01:14 +0000

Ooh la la, how klahzy with all the French. Do they have a pretentious pissing match with each other throughout the whole book? And they were seriously talking about double teaming Adam? Gahhhh.