Pearl Cream and Top Idol watch Adam Lambert on Conan O'Brien

2009 December 15

by TopIdol

Pearl Cream downloaded Adam Lambert’s For Your Entertainment…because Amazon offered it to him for $1. He informs me of this before Lambert sings on Conan O’Brien. We’re sitting in my living room, snacking and smoking the occasional cigarette. It’s just like old times, when he lived down the street. Oskar is meandering about. I’m drinking water. Pearl Cream is sipping grape juice and sake.

Me: Did you listen to it?

Pearl Cream: No.

Adam Lambert begins to sing Whataya Want From Me on Conan O’Brien. Hey, I actually really like this song so I’m down.

Pearl Cream: He does have a unique voice. I’m glad its getting recognized. I like that his album cover looks like a Glamour Shot. It’s like, look at me I’m pretty. Like Ella Fitzgerald. Or Billie Holiday. Or Josephine Baker. Which one?

Me: Josephine Baker, she danced with the bananas.

Pearl Cream: No, the black jazz singer with the big flower over her hear.

Me: Carmen Miranda?

Pearl Cream: No! Not Carmen Miranda. She danced with fruit on her head. (Searching computer) Not Ella Fitzgerald.

Me: I know. And its not Nina Simone.

Pearl Cream: YES! Billie Holiday! See? (Shows me his Macbook.) It’s like a Glamour Shot. (Positions hand under chin, a la Billie Holiday/Adam Lambert.)

Pearl Cream then goes to look at the For Your Entertainment cover.

Pearl Cream: OHHHHH! That’s his HAND! I thought it was a flower.

Me: I showed you Oskar. He has…a hand…a furry hand.

Pearl Cream: He has a paw?

Me: No. He has a hand…not a paw. And a furry arm. (Shows him Unravel’s incredible Oskar Fur Your Entertainment shot again.)

Pearl Cream and I then laugh hysterically for at least 60 seconds.

While I’m finishing up this post, Jimmy Fallon makes a 2 Girls 1 Cup joke. Pearl Cream says he’s never seen it.

Me: Look it up if you haven’t seen it.

Pearl Cream: But isn’t it fake? It’s like two girls pooping in a cup, right?

Me: Well…there’s more to it than that. There’s more than just two girls simply crapping into a single cup. Some guy in Brazil makes them…he says they sometimes fake it, add more to the, uh, scene.

Pearl Cream: Like what?

Me: Chocolate soft serve

Pearl Cream looks at me with a quasi-shocked face. Goes to find it online. He actually does so rather quickly.

Pearl Cream: (upon seeing a still) It looks like ice cream. (the video starts) Whatever. They just shot ice cream up their butt. Grody.

Anyway, here’s video of the performance (Thanks, Lambertkitten!)

Spread the word. Do it.

kimberly

My comments are going every which way. Hope you can follow.
kimberly

“Kris Allen’s “Live Like We’re Dying” jumps from #38 to #28 in its 12th week on Hot Digital Songs. I’m glad this song is showing signs of becoming a hit. Allen took a lot of crap for beating Adam Lambert, a media sensation and the critics’ favorite, on American Idol. And he took it with quiet dignity. Allen has had a wild ride this year: scoring a tremendous victory, experiencing an unfair backlash and now apparently clinching a hard-won hit single.” — Paul Grein CHART WATCH

The whole “quiet dignity” is pretty much verbatim to what I wrote on another blog somewhere. This guy has put up with a lot of crap and I have been waiting for the day when people take notice and say enough is enough. Give this kid a G D break. One voice at a time. I suppose. But I can’t help, but say, hurry the eff up about it.
spinningfasterandfastertonowhere

I can understand you like his music and singing, but to say he is SEXY and hot is…um….crazy IMO. Sexy in what way? Be specific. Sexy in a feminine way?

His eyes are full of guyliner and his skin is really bad. I am sure under his clothes he is extremely pale and full of freckles. He doesn’t appear to have a nice body. His best photos are those that are photoshoped.

Not hating on him…I just don’t really understand the sex appeal.

auntieaimee

I don’t understand the appeal, either.

kimberly

So their shit IS ice cream? ::snicker:: Please ignore.

Wonder how many CDs went for .99? As Lyndsey Parker stated, if Kris had CDs for $3.99 might have helped put him in the top 10 debut. No matter, now.

Was channel-surfing sunday night and came across Handel’s Messiah Rocks! on PBS. One guy cuaght my attention. His name is MiG Ayesa, I believe that is the spelling. I found out he was on ROCKSTAR/INXS in 2006, came in third. The similarities between him and Lambert performance-wise was very interesting. Do you recall Adam’s Slow Ride black&white striped pants? Mig wore them first? Do you recall Adam’s Bohemian Rhapsody? Mig sang it first in a televised singing competition. Mig performed first with Queen, singing right along side Brian May in the production of We Will Rock You. Listening to a interview I found on Youtube, Mig seemed like a very humble person, introspective. When he spoke about QUEEN’s music, he called it theatrical, OTT and flamboyant and said they were a “different” type of rock. He gets it. Just for that I LOVE Mig!

I don’t know too much about Mig’s success as a rocker or his album sales, even though he has much more of a rocker voice than Adam. It did strike me that he is again performing in a stage production. I personally believe Adam belongs in theatre than in the pop world. I think he’ll maintain a career with the help of his fans, similar to Clay Aiken for a time. After that, I think it will be back to theatre. It’s not a lack of talent because Adam can sing. For me it’s a matter of where that VOICE/TALENT fits. If that makes me a hater so be it.

I can’t even begin to understand the depths of the crazy in the IDOL world. It’s really kinda sad, sad shit. I mean, why record yourself singing so so friggin’ badly and then plucking lint from your shirt mid-mumbling? I noticed the plaid shirt right away, which surprised me because most glamberts’ heads spin around on their neck and spew peasoup when in the vicinity of plaid and/or converse sneakers. Their aversion to it has been well-documented all across the net and twitter.

All of this would be funny, if it wasn’t so fucking sad. Hangs head, walks away.
Mithra

I don’t know if anyone posted about this yet, but I found a discussion on MJ’s about a woman who bought and gifted 1000 copies of Adam’s FYE video to ontd_ai people to get it to chart. Here’s one of the threads:

http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_ai/3288395.html

I guess it’s $1.99 each? That’s almost $2,000. She’s done it for the CD also.
http://8sourcandy.wordpress.com 8sourcandy

WTF is wrong with people?

This woman made a tribute video for Adam’s Mom and it is very disturbing.

TopIdol

But…but…she is wearing PLAID!!!!

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I soooo noticed that but was afraid that if I referenced it the kristards would think this was something against Kris.
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another one…wtf?

TopIdol

Ok. This is just really weird. Like…its creepy. They don’t know them and they’re making tribute videos…to his entire family.

Mithra

Family worship, pet worship, kitchen appliance tarding, you name it. I think there are examples for each of the extreme batshit Idol cults, although I don’t recall tard videos before. Adam’s mom is supposed to be handling the fan mail, right? I wonder how that’s going…
HB

Kitchen appliance tarding???? I haven’t heard about this one, tell me more….
TopIdol

I swear there was/is a Twitter account for DAVID COOK’S BLENDER. I would bet $100. I know I saw one before.
Mithra

I’m sure there are more examples, but the one I’m aware of is when that pic of Sanjaya with his shirt of posing like a stoned barely legal gay porn twink for A (GAY) GUY HE LIVED WITH and HIS FATHER . Just google it, comes up all over the place. The tards at the psycho tardboard went on and on (all 50 year old women and 12 year old girls, and all age appropriate of course ) about the obvious, but also the items in the kitchen. They latch on to ANYTHING, and if it’s a personal image of one’s home, look out! They also tarded over his new car, and his mother in one of a million inappropriate moves told them if they come to town he’ll take them for a ride :rollseyes: Like seriously…

Even inanimate objects are not free from the madness!

Lakshmi

Have you read Neil Lambert’s Twitter page recently? The frauen apparently keep asking him really personal questions. He called one a “waste of afterbirth” today.

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He is so funny. During idol I saw him in the audience making fun of Kara, he cracks me up.
erinnthered

I really like Neal. He’s been posting at Something Awful for ages, and his posts over there during Idol were good. He totally had a thing for Megan.

Plus, anyone who makes fun of Kara directly behind her back deserves kudos.

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He looked right into the camera.

spinningfasterandfastertonowhere

Wasn’t Neil the one who wrote about Barack Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize something like “I guess if you paint your face in BLACK FACE you could get the Nobel”?
spinningfasterandfastertonowhere

Here Neil complains that Barack got the Nobel Peace Prize;

“So there you have it, one of the 3 of us will win the 2010 Peace Prize. All I’ve got to do is go to Norway in blackface and appeal to the Norwegian Committee about how hard it is to be an angry Black Jew who still manages to keep his cool in the endless procession of days that is life.”

http://www.affinityhealthandbeauty.co.uk Lamberkitten

Sorry 8sour, I have not the stomach to click on it and watch. I can’t, I just can’t.
Mithra

Holy shit – I just watched those two videos… O_O on the first one…

The second, just typical stupid creepy tard sucking up crap, but the first one…whoah…

First off, it’s supposed to be a tribute to Adam’s mother and it starts off with “Free Sex! NudeTubeVideos.com”? Then it just looks like some video of a hospitalized psychotic patient as a case study. What’s the story behind this?

Mithra

^^^
http://www.youtube.com/user/ibvbqlhbub97

Age 57? WTF?

I found another MSG report, not from PastaBaby:

I went to the barricades at the VIP entrance of Madison Sq Garden on Friday night. I haven’t had much time to post but there are a few points I’d like to mention.
Kris must have been early to sound check as while we were waiting for others to arrive, he came out from inside with a few guys to get something to eat. He walked right down the path of the barricades (2 sides) and no one even paid any attention to him. Someone near me said “there’s Kris” but no one broke from their conversation. When he came back a couple of people asked for pictures and autographs but no fuss was made.
Jordin Sparks is a total sweetheart. Even in the 20 degree weather she took a picture with anyone that asked for it. She was very bubbly and even though dressed improperly to stand in the cold, smiled for everyone. Eventually she said that she had to go as the cold was not good for her voice. (It was biting cold.)
Adam got big screams but by the time he showed up there wasn’t much of a crowd. He showed up after 8pm for a 7:30 concert. He barely stopped and just did not seem to be himself that night.
I did not see Allison. It didn’t matter. I was there for Adam.

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Bieber(MoB?) has his own group of bat shit crazy fans!

“– all the Justin Bieber fans are butthurt that Adam Lambert is in the lead on the Z100 Awards poll. LMAO!! (BTW you can vote here and keep their RAAAAGE going) http://www.z100.com/pages/top100/2009awards.html“

erinnthered

You know that poll is skewed simply because GaGa is barely hanging on. Seriously, she should win.
blacklisted

A battle of middle aged women vs. tweens? Embarrassing!

spinningfasterandfastertonowhere

‘middle aged’? More like elderly.

blacklisted

Now some sparkle cows are having meltdowns over Quatto’s Hosts’ innocent twitter comment about how he hates glitter on fanmail. As one of these crackpots noted, ‘glitter and glam is associated with Adam’. Apparently, my pre-school years playing with glitter is all connected to Adam.

Claire

Why am I not surprised? I remember them freaking out on MJ’s a few months ago when David Cook made some comment about how you won’t find a bunch of flash and glitter at his concerts, and they took it as a slam against Adam.

TopIdol

Adam Lambert invented glitter. He was sired by a unicorn and birthed by Lisa Frank.

on the edge

GLITTERPHOBE! ANTI-GLITTERITE!
LeighKat

Let’s leave Lisa Frank out of this. I had a brief compulsive phase where almost everything I bought was Lisa Frank. Oh, and unicorns are pretty awesome too!

To the loopy members of the Glambert nation (not all, I know)- getting pissed about anti-glitter tweets is just stupid.

erinnthered

The only unicorn worth watching these days.

Charlie

Poor Matt. Have they attacked Sarver recently? I think Anoop and he are up on the rotation of hate.
Mithra

Yeah, I think people accuse Sarver of sucking up to Adam in his tweets, but I think it’s more like fear of the angry heard
spinningfasterandfastertonowhere

The Glamberts went after Anoop? Really? When? I know many of them go after any thing they consider a ‘slight’ against their God. They are currently upset over this People article;

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20327046,00.html

They are sending Kris accusatory tweets demanding he explain himself to them and Adam. You know, the typical crazy batshit Glambert stuff.

Yet here is the video of what he really said and how he said;

lol…some Glamberts are really crazy. Adam and Kris appear to get along ok, but some Glamberts are making people sick of their antics. The ones who constantly attack other contestants for any perceived slight is pure stupidity.

They pelted Jason Castro for saying Adam’s AMA performance was terrible. Then got on Kris for having some common courteous to Jason when they performed together. Some Glamberts wanted Kris to tell off Jason or diss him “for Adam’s sake”…lol

I knew they were upset with Matt before because he never mentioned Adam’s AMA performance, but why were they upset with Anoop?

I think that Sarver only says good things about Adam so some of the Glamberts will buy his music. Notice Sarver doesn’t tweet the other contestants, only those who have cds out. He only does that to get Glamberts to follow his tweeter and download his music.

But it hasn’t worked for Allison. She has one of the best cds out there and she also stood up for Adam, but they didn’t buy her cd, or she would have sold more. I was disappointed with her cd sales. I kinda like her music.
TopIdol

Aren’t they pissed at Allison for accepting the invitation to appear on Jimmy Kimmel?

They are quickly eclipsing the Claymates in batshit lunacy. What is it about singing gay men under 30 which cause middle-aged women to behave in such a manner?
spinningfasterandfastertonowhere

That boggles the mind to me also. Adam is gay and you can tell Adam wouldn’t touch any female parts with a ten foot pole. As a gay person I can tell you most gay guys who wear that much make-up and dye their hair tend to be on the more feminine side in our community. Even if they say they are “tops” what he probably meant is he rides on top. Like women who like to ride on top. For women to find him sexually attractive is just so weird to many of us gay guys. It’s like they are Lesbians because Adam is extremely feminine. It’s like if you were a woman and had the hots for Liza Minelli. Most gay guys prefer guys who show masculine qualities, even boyish, not feminine…AND WE THOUGHT WOMEN LIKED THAT ALSO? Which is a shocker to us.
deez

Spinning: I’m a straight female, and I think we are on the same page…it boggles my mind as well. There must be something we’re not understanding here. I wonder who the sparklecows would choose if they got to pick between Daniel Craig emerging from the surf in that little suit, or Adam in the glam boots and heatmiser hair.
blacklisted

I’m an old fashioned kinda gal. I like my women to be busty and feminine and my men to be masculine/jock types.

I like Adam’s campy vibe. His ‘sexiness’ is a put on . I never took it to be ‘real’, more of an act. When he’s relaxed, not performance mode and wearing make up, I could see Adam appealing to guys who are into the sweet, nice guy with a bit of a snarky side.

There are certain type of straight women who are sexually attracted to gay men like Adam. Some of these women are the types who get mocked in the gay community for being fag hags (not in the nice connotation of ‘friend of dorothy’ but in the ‘desperate, sad, so pathetic that they fantasize about their gay male friends definition of fag hag).
kimberly

Could it be they know they don’t have to compete with other women? Makes it more tolerable for them to see him with a guy rather than a woman? And just maybe they could be the one that wins him one day …

I mean slash in fanfiction is rampant among female writers and readers. It takes the buddy theme to a whole other level. Their favorite male TV character hooks up with another male favorite character whether on that particular show or another. You’ve got AUs and Crossover fics. The fanfiction world is amazing in itself and then adding IDOL to the mix is beyond words.
http://www.affinityhealthandbeauty.co.uk Lamberkitten

You may have a point there, I am virtually straight female but have some lesbian tendencies and a coupla drunken episodes under my belt. But I cannot speak for the whole population of Lambert fans. Sexuality is a complex issue. I have read that there is a degree of homosexuality in all folks. In some it will be 00000.00001%, in others 99.99% and for others anything in between. Adam once said “Sexy is sexy” meaning that if you have sexual appeal it will be appreciated no matter which way your own sexual orientation swings, and that is my view too.

To me Adam is physically appealing, big eyes, wide smile, nice teeth, tall, nicely built, seemingly well-endowed – and with such a sense of fun about him. And let us not forget – wickedly talented. He has his physical imperfections but most women are notorious for forgiving these minor points in their loved ones.

I find Adam sexy. Not (never in fact) in the fantasising-about-him-in-the-crucial-moment kind of way. Just in the way that when my favourite girlfriend comes round who is dressed to kill, full of fun, just wants to dance and I just want to hug her for her liveliness kind of way. I don’t want to go THERE with her, but it is sexy, fun and enlivening to have her around nonetheless. As is with Adam.
erinnthered

When is Allison going to be on Kimmel? I though it would have happened by now.
blacklisted

Allison’s Kimmer thing is tomorrow night (or is that tonight, Thursday Dec 17). I’ll be watching.
auntieaimee

They’re either sucking up too much or not sucking up enough. There’s no winning.
deez

My God, that Adam “slight” was ridiculous!! He gets asked about Adam in his interviews more than he does about himself, what was it about what he said that was not true? He didn’t say anything bad about Adam. The “I’m gonna get a shirt…” comment just tells me he’s tired of being asked about it. (How would Adam feel if he was asked several questions about Kris in EVERY interview? Think he might tire of it?) The hateful responses in the People article and the YT video are so uncalled for. Kris is a good guy. He has nothing to gain by slamming Adam( which BTW, he didn’t) , b/c get this CRAZY GLAMBERTS, the show is OVER. Adam is doing FINE, it matters no more what any other AI8 contestant says or doesn’t say about him. Give it up.

UGGHHH. Glamberts are getting on my last nerve. And a big middle finger to the author of that story (and its stupid headline) that set them on the warpath.
erinnthered

I can’t reply to you, spinningfaster, so I’m replying to myself to clarify.

I was just being snarky. As in, the Glamberts are slowly running through all the other Idol contestants with their batshit about not kowtowing to Adam, and given who hasn’t been attacked, Anoop could be next. I had no idea about Sarver kissing Adam’s ass. Seems like a nice guy, but needy. Typical East Texas momma’s boy, my guess.

Let the crazies run their course. In the process of drilling Adam’s career into the ground, a lot of people will begin to see the light and walk away from that mess. You’ll have a lot less susceptible people in the end. They aren’t taken seriously, except the idiots with the repeated threats. When the cops shows up at their door they’ll learn about real life vs “the internets.”

The thing that bugs me is Adam’s behavior in all this. With some guidance he could do a lot to curtail their behavior without hurting his career – and do it better than Cook did. From his past actions though, I tend to believe he just thinks this is a laugh, and doesn’t get how much trouble they cause other people. He just comes across so shallow it’s mind boggling.

deez

This is OT, but TI, you should be the new Oprah. (Conan is lobbying hard, but I haven’t spent actual cash on his suggestions yet). I bought my cat a catnip tiger and she’s been writhing around on the floor with it for some time now! It was hilarious at first, but now I feel as if I need to leave them alone together. I also rented season 1 & 2 of MadMen, and “acquired” Season 3 as well. Now it’s going to drive me crazy for weeks on end!!! I can’t believe he fired Sal! Sal is too awesome, they will have to bring him back somehow. Betty is annoying, I can’t decide if I feel bad for her or not. Speaking of annoying (who watches Dexter?) *spoiler* if you haven’t watched ep 12 yet…RITA IS DEAD!!!! OMG. another show that is gonna drive me insane until Sept!!!!

You MUST have a Mad Men recap next year!! (Dexter as well, if you watch it)

TopIdol

Ok. I got another one for you. Have you read any Stieg Larsson? Picked up his first book by chance last week. I bought the sequel 2 days later. Hardback. I am going to get the third when I go to Europe next month b/c it doesn’t get released here until May.

I’m not into “bestseller suspense/mysteries”, the kind my mom reads, I guess, but this is different. It was originally in Swedish. The two main characters whom the Millennium Series are centered around are incredible. Rumors are circulating that they’re going to make a US adaptation with Pitt or Clooney, but who knows. I think it works better in Sweden. (The Swedish adaptation is released over here in March)

The only bad part is that Larsson died suddenly after giving all of these to a publisher (But look him up. Very interesting story). He was a journalist who wrote these at night to “de-stress”. You cannot put these books down. So guy buy The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (although the original Swedish title was better, it translates to Men Who Hate Women)

erinnthered

Scandinavians do mystery and suspense really well. Well, Scandinavians and the Spanish. I read little bit of everything, but I tend towards those for Mystery. Most recently Henning Mankell.

Have heard of Larsson, but not read him. Will check them out.

Dammit, deez! I’m two episodes behind! I already read it on Twitter, but still…I was trying to forget. I think I may have to leave the internet until I see them.

Oh, and check out Party Down if you haven’t. More of Jane Lynch being awesome.

deez

Whoops! Sorry for spoiling things erinnthered!! I assumed I was the only one who was tardy on the Mad Men front. (What is wrong me? Why was I not watching this ?)

erinnthered

Not Mad Men, Dexter! lol

The finale aired last week, and I’m still catching up. Thankfully I was spoiled by someone on Twitter, other wise I’d have had to track you down and dismember you.

I never miss a Mad Men episode. At least you’re watching it now. That’s what matters.
deez

Second apology offered . Geez…about that ending (have you seen it yet?) Plot holes much?

Smartie

What’s next season’s fashions? Is it salt water taffy, calypso music and sweater capes?
deez

I remember reading about his death, and thinking I should pick up his books, but never got around to it. I probably should…I haven’t read a book in 3 or 4 months, and yes it was tard-related. (Tony LaRussa/Buzz Bisinger’s “Three Days in August”….I’m hopeless)

deez

Make that “Three Nights in August.” Crap. I can’t even get the title right, it’s been so long.

LeighKat

This is my fav song from the album but, why not perform FYE since he has a video for it? Are people too scared to let him sing it?

Smartie

It’s shit.

LeighKat

ROTFL

blacklisted

This song is slowly growing on me. I still preferred FYE b/c I’m a Britney fan and that song was pure Brit.

BTW I can’t believe that the glamberts have once AGAIN manufactured a controversy. This time in regards to Kris’ comment that ‘Adam was being Adam’ at the AMA’s.

Talk about psychopaths turning normal fans off. MJ is currently dealing with the loons at her site. If I were her I’d ban the discussion and tell them to go to AO or IDF with the other crazies.

deez

Oh jeeze…what is the controversy? How could that comment possibly be controversial? I thought it was diplomatic.

pattyluponey

Only Conan could make Adam look short…

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I know, Conan must be at least 6’5 or 6’6.

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I love that he is wearing his python boots and the slinky ring. He sounded good and Conan was a bit of a fan girl, which I enjoyed.

Thank you Top Idol for posting this.

TopIdol

Conan sounded really appreciative/impressed with his performance. Even I noticed that when I watched it. Yup. Me and my cold evil little homophobic heart.

http://8sourcandy.wordpress.com 8sourcandy

You’ll see TI, he’s going to grow on you. My mother, who made fun of me at first, now loves him and is always asking when he’ll be on TV again. She even sat through Tom Arnold (biggest asshole ever) to see him. She is hooked. And you know her deal.

TopIdol

Ha. I waited until the end. Pearl Cream and I were watching Anthony Bourdain or something.

Sometimes, I do get a kick out of “My Big Fat Redneck Wedding”. Discovered it one day awhile back channel surfing. The older white trash couples are always infinitely more endearing, especially when the bride gets excited that she can pick up her wedding gown she found on Craigslist by meeting the seller at a Wendy’s and THEN being equally as pumped because there are “pockets for her smokes.”

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Thank you for making a Tom Arnold movie sound interesting. I still won’t watch it, but, now I am curious.
erinnthered

That’s still on? I saw an episode of it a while back. I need to catch up! heh
http://www.affinityhealthandbeauty.co.uk Lamberkitten

Don’t know enough about Tom Arnold to know why he would have pissed everyone off, but this film sounds a riot. How observant of the bride to notice pockets for her smokes – it’s beautiful when romance and practicality combine.

Smartie

Mmmmm Oskar……

TopIdol

I think I may have to print it up at work tomorrow. Actually, I’m going to print out 10-20 and give them out as Xmas gifts

Smartie

You should make it your official business card, if not Xmas card!
http://www.affinityhealthandbeauty.co.uk Lamberkitten

TI – think you gonna have to have words with Oskar – he is being very naughty and has infiltrated Adam Official for a little glam-baiting – mainly I think for his own entertainment – though he was I think originally posting with name of Sparkle Cow – now is tpno something – to quite hilarious effect. But don’t let the name throw you off – look at the avi – proof of Oskar’s guilt! Too much catnip perhaps? And just to prove that I am not just telling tales to get him into trouble, here’s a link to the thread.
http://www.adamofficial.com/us/node/1073216

spinningfasterandfastertonowhere

What’s with the horoscope stuff on the website?

http://www.affinityhealthandbeauty.co.uk Lamberkitten

Could be cos Adam is quite into astrology – the glyphs are the official astrological symbols of planets and star signs used to calculate personal horoscopes. Adam would be well up on all that – coming from planet Fierce

http://www.affinityhealthandbeauty.co.uk Lamberkitten

Hey, I didnt mean to tread on anyone’s silky paws here – I personally found it quite hysterical to find Oskar had wondered slightly off his own patch
TopIdol

I am very curious as to who decided to use OSKAR’S PHOTO in order to troll AO. I do not have a login to any of those “official” sites (the ones with the terrible user interface), so I’m just curious about who the hell this person is.

Oskar loves to cause trouble, but he can’t be bothered with such trifling activities. He’s busy with his two girlfriends in Majorca right now and will then be heading to Monte Carlo for New Year’s Eve.

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I can’t believe someone would use someone else’s avitar. It’s creepy.
http://www.affinityhealthandbeauty.co.uk Lamberkitten

LOL! Hands up 8sour – could it be YOU trolling AO?
TopIdol

That did cross my mind. But I am checking for little ginger hairs on my keyboard just in case it is Oskar getting on my computer every night after I go to bed.
http://www.affinityhealthandbeauty.co.uk Lamberkitten

LOL! Seems he took his laptop with him too – he still up to his pesky tricks at AO! I dunno who it is, though the writing style does seem a little familiar. Fans were speculating it was a hater from VFTW. I suspect we will never know. Which is a shame – as far as trolls go – he is one of the sharpest and funniest. Until he gets too obviously rude then everyone freezes him out and clicks the report as offensive button – spoils the fun a bit.

http://www.affinityhealthandbeauty.co.uk Lamberkitten

Lol! That was a random conversation. Forgive me for not searching out 2 girls 1 cup quite so quickly as Pearl Cream but have link for Adam on Conan show if anyone interested – worth watching alone to see Monte’s new guitar. Very glittery!

TopIdol

Oh goody. I’m going to put it above if you don’t mind?

http://www.affinityhealthandbeauty.co.uk Lamberkitten

Not at all, and for hardcore tards here is same again but with Adam lovingly welcomed on the couch at the end