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Kris Allen and his beard

2009 December 30
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by TopIdol

Everybody’s favorite humble and lovable Idol, Kris Allen, spent some time with sick kids this holiday season. HBD visited the Arkansas Children’s Hospital over Christmas because that’s just the kind of guy he is…probably because he was raised well. I mean, have you seen how awesomely generous and kind-hearted MAMA ALLEN is?

Lo and behold! It’s a BEARD! And no, you freakshow Kradam “tinhatters”, I was not talking about Katy Allen. Homeboy has a BEARD BEARD. Not like, say, a Taylor Lautner Beard (wait…I guess Taylor Lautner has been shaved of his beard) but like, a BEARD BEARD of the Kenny Rogers variety.

Not sure if I’m a fan of the facial hair, but he’s been busy lately, so he probably just didn’t want to shave for a few days. Men do that, you know. Plus, my opinion really has no effect on the situation (Sadly, nor does it on THE SITUATION…or SNOOKI!) so I really don’t even have a preference.

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  • wino

    damn, can i trade my momma in for mamma allen??? (just kidding…slightly)

  • Kathy
    • deez

      Oh JFC!!! LOLOLOL. Ok I had to put “the Gokey” (turn it off after 5 sec) on that one!!!!
      (Seriously people?)

  • Mylifeback

    Scruffy!Kris. I approve. And the hair, just. UNF.

    • Lauren

      You know it’s kinda growing on me. I really prefer clean-shaven Kris better though.

      • deez

        Yikes…You will like the above pic better than this one! (Howler-monkey!Kris)
        I found this link at Mj’s. Apparently the author of this article hates Kris, lol (they’d have to in order to wade through dozens of cute pics to dig this baby up!)

        http://www.mlive.com/tv/index.ssf/2009/12/kris_allen_allison_iraheta_to.html

        • Lauren

          Well no one can say he doesn’t sing his heart out after that pic…lol

  • Smartie

    Looks like pubes

  • mzbet

    Just de-lurking for a moment….I would love Kris’ beard if he just shaved his neck! That’s what makes it look scruffy…at least to me. OK, going back to lurkdom :)

    • deez

      I don’t think he keeps it, I think he’s just lazy…I would bet it’s gone for the Fox New Year’s thingy tonight…they will force him to shower and shave!!

    • Lauren

      No stay! Lurking’s not cool :P
      We have fun commenting parties. Join the fun!

  • Lauren

    Ok TI, I know you said that just to bother me. Taylor Swift was not a beard because HE’S NOT GAY!!!!! And she wasn’t good enough for him anyway :P

    • blacklisted

      Another gay guy, Lauren?!! Who’s next on the crush list, Anderson Cooper? Zachary Quinto? Ryan Seacrest?!

      • Lauren

        I will say this one more time. While all the guys I like to turn out to be gay, this will NOT happen to Taylor Lautner. He likes girls.

        • blacklisted

          Dating Taylor Swift invalidates that argument. Swift is the anti-Christ, therefore NOT a girl.

          Oh dear, this will end in tears….

          • Lauren

            Taylor Swift isn’t the anti-christ! She’s too cute. Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s female so if Taylor Lautner dated her he’s at least bi. That’s a good compromise. xD

  • haha

    I totally thought this post was about Kris Allen’s wife.

    *ducks*

    • Lauren

      It’s ok. So did I.

  • nonna-muss

    There is nothing anyone can say except that he’s a cutie. Love the facial hair, takes away from his boyishness.

  • magnacarta

    I am digging the facial hair. I don’t know why people don’t like it, and I’m not even someone who usually likes beards.

  • erinnthered

    I love those pajamas! Mama Allen definitely sounds cool.

    Slightly on topic, but did you hear about The Situation’s dark, stripper past?

  • 8sourcandy

    Hey, maybe he’s going to audition for the part of Jesus in the movie remake of Jesus Christ Super Star. He has a Christ-like quality about him and men do seem to want to genuflect when he’s around. :)

    • kimberly

      I believe Adam said that he wanted to play the part of Judas and added that Kris could play the part of Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar.

    • Lauren

      Or Adam could play Jesus and Kris could play Mary Magdalene. The song “I don’t know how to love him” would take on a whole new meaning. ;)
      And looked I just turned this into a freaky Kradam fic :D

  • 8sourcandy

    He looks like a porcupine. Either the hairstyle OR the beard, the two…ouch!

  • Nich

    I’m not feeling the beard. It does frame his jawline nicely but in that pic he reminds me too much of Jonathon Jackson.

  • deez

    If you look at the other pics in the Children’s hospital link, you will find a Bieber clone. The hair is contagious. Jim looks adorable in those pj’s, Slezak is gonna be jealous.

    • blacklisted

      Sleazak was the first person I thought of.

      Poor Michael. He loved Kris first. *sigh*

  • auntieaimee

    Beards are so 2008. He should shave it into chops and grow a fu manchu. Just for the lulz. Just don’t do whatever it is that Chris Daughtry does to his beard. He’s got some straaaange facial hair.

  • SarahBeth

    Welcome to the dark side of tardom. ;)

    The cookies are much better here.

    And god I love the beard, Scruffy! Kris is hawt. ;)

  • yuppie

    I love how you have finally fully embraced your tardhood, TI! Welcome to the fold.

    • TopIdol

      I fully embraced my Kristardness a long, long time ago. Does it only count when I hang out with real Kristards? ;)