Adam Lambert and Kittens

Wet Kitties…Adam Lambert’s Soaked.

I love cute animals, but this does not get to me like those APSCA commercials. But I appreciate your effort, but those ASPCA ads…I mean, I watch one of those and I just want to call the number and empty out my entire bank account and open my apartment door to all those poor little guys. (In case you were wondering, Oskar was a rescue kitty I got from a grad school friend a little over 3 years ago when she had to move. He is now 7.) Whenever one of those ads comes on, I just think NOOOOOOOOO DO NOT DO THIS TO ME DO NOT DO THIS TO ME AGHHHHHHHHHHHH KITTIES PUPPIES SAD NOOOOOOOO.

(BTW, Nicholas Cage and his kitty at 2:41 kind of freaks me out.)

You would think with someone would at least feature OSKAR in one of these kitty videos, right? Hell, one Glambert troll has even taken to using Oskar’s Fur Your Entertainment cover as their avatar. Not cool, whoever you are. Not cool. Even if you did go by the name sparklecow or something, that’s not cool. Myself, nor Oskar, would bother doing that crap. Of course, I can’t blame you for using Oskar in your avi as he is FIERCE.

(One more thing, the girl who made this video is totally using my trademark t-shirt as her background. But you can buy yourself a Three Keyboard Cat Moon T-shirt, too.)

Oh wow…oh wow…how did I miss this? Happy belated Halloween!

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