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Meet more of "Holly's" wily scoop-knowing Sockpuppets

2009 November 18
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by TopIdol

When Holly Sockpuppets got her ass busted, it was obvious that a previously-silent sockpuppet would arrive and try to distract the real (?) DCU members from the fact their classy, 32-year-old blond leader who once worked in the record industry and Advertising is in fact an evil, manipulative fraud past menopause.

Meet BabyBear. BabyBear talks just like Holly Sockpuppets! She is also 32 and knows all the scoop because…she totally finds out who Cook is sleeping with via Model Mayhem!

Check it out ladies. What do you think? Hmmm…me thinks you sound just like someone else we know. Convenient you only decided to delurk to post such SCOOP. And how convenient sockpuppet Aha is able to recover this girl’s entire Model Mayhem profile in minutes.

Of course, other sockpuppets readily agrees with Babybear and Aha…who we are certain is a sockpuppet as she loves singing the praises of Holly Sockpuppets. (Holly/Maryann also stalks some poor girl named Shannon. All of this is disturbs me.)

Babybear readily admits to stalking Cook’s personal Facebook page, which is completely acceptable in the sick sad world of Holly Sockpuppets. Hell, it’s child’s play compared to ripping innocent women to shreds across the internet.

All of this is just too sick & twisted for words.

As per usual, it gets more insane. I have no idea where anyone could EVER come up with this crap. It is frightening. Stalking a person’s alleged movements and sleeping patterns via Twitter? And openly claiming to do so?

Of course, the madness continues…and what gives this woman any right to describe anything as sickening?

In order to prove that she’s not a sockpuppet, naturally, Babybear defends herself and claims she’s not another board member named QShoes, who may or may not be a sockpuppet. I think Holly Sockpuppets often bans her own sockpuppets to keep the drama up. At DCU, it is always one big ol’ witch hunt. And lo & behold! Cookphile arrives to air a teeny bit of doubt, of course, as this keeps the “board” going. (I have no idea whether or not Cookphile is a sockpuppet.)

Don’t dispair, Babybear! Of course another one of your sockpuppets will come to your rescue…perhaps it will be fellow sockpuppet Cookiefan555!

How cute. Do you ever notice some of the sockpuppets use another sockpuppets font? Regularly-appearing sockpuppets typically get a big confused. Cookiefan555 also makes ridiculous comments pretending to know all about the pop music industry, and how Kelly Clarkson would be more successful if she lost weight and how Allison Iraheta is being molded to take her place…probably because she is younger and thinner and has a Max Martin song on her album.

Oh, and before you come over here and claim you and Babybear, and Candice and Diane and JJ and OMG you make my head spin with your myriad of personalities. You make Sybil look one-dimensional. Cookiefan555 is one of the ultimate sockpuppets, as she claims to have seen Holly Sockpuppets at the Atlantic City/Borgata show last spring. (And “everyone” keeps blaming these LindseyRocket and MandaPanda for all the “trouble”.)

Why do I keep posting about this vile woman? Because she makes me sick. Holly Sockpuppets takes “stalker fan” to the place where it can no longer be a laughing matter. I would rather be stuck in a cellar with a thousand costumed Glamberts than ever be near this woman. This sort of behavior is beyond batshit crazy. It’s depraved.

Spread the word. Do it.
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  • idolhater

    You mentioned not knowing if Cookphile was a sockpuppet. Well maybe she isn’t but she is a fake. I knew her from over on the wordnerdhome site, her name is Nicole, she also post as Nichole126 on DCO and she was on there as a 40 year old in love with Cook, writing medieval love porn to him, she actually gave some to him at a concert and wondered if he ever read it, lmao! Then she was pissed for not getting to meet him at other shows. She admitted to me when we were “online friends” that she was cookphile on dcu, and I realized how sick she really is…and most of DC’s fanbase too! You can see her split personalities all over the sites because she uses the same language. Like how she always knew David was a “closet perv” and she hung with the “artsy nerdy type” like David in college, yada. Scary women!

    • Vengence

      Cookphile claims to be a psychologist. She’s diagnosed Cook with every mental illness in the DSM. She also thinks he has a serious drug problem and is a sex addict. Nutty woman.

      • idolhater

        LOL, she’s a preschool teacher, that’s what she told me when I used to be on the wordnerd site before I realized how weird these DC obsessed fans were. She is also 40 something, and I have seen her pics with David on the idol tour, and some concerts from this tour. Unmarried, and childless, lots of time on her hands! She claims to be 27 on DCU, but arent we all ;) .

        • TopIdol

          Is this Cookphile?

          Yes, no one on DCU seems to be above 40.

  • erinnthered

    Okay, now I think Cassie Claire is cursing me. This is ridiculous!

    If you just search “plagiarism and all that” in the fandom wank wiki, the link to the “debacle” story is at the bottom.

    I see someone already found Laptop Gate. heh

  • erinnthered

    Found it! I think. It was LOTR. This one was, anyway.

    Bit of Earth

    Be sure to read the related Victoria Bitter stuff.

    • erinnthered

      I think Cassie Claire must be cursing me. Hope this works…

      Here’s the story of Cassandra Claire’s epic plagiarism fail. I think this got written up after the Ms Scribe story because the basics were pretty much known to most of the readers of Fandom Wank and Bad Penny.

  • erinnthered

    Yay! Okay, now to Cassandra Claire…

    Here’s the story of Cassandra Claire’s epic plagiarism fail. I think this got written up after the Ms Scribe story because the basics were pretty much known to most of the readers of Fandom Wank and Bad Penny.

    I’m going to try and find the one about the LA trip. I seem to remember that being LOTR fandom? Hang on…

  • erinnthered

    Attempt 4…

    This has a rundown, and links to the whole tale plus followups. They make some AI crazies look like amateurs.

    Ms Scribe

    WARNING! Fandom Wank and it’s Wiki are HUGE time sucks. They put TV Tropes to shame. Lots of BSC to wade through. Be sure to check out OTF_Wank if you can. That’s how I found out that some of the biggest BSC people on the net are in food communities.

    • erinnthered

      Hmm…got a duplication warning, so maybe the Cassie CLaire one is out there in moderation and I can’t see it?

      If not, I’ll try again later, and I’m working on the LA story right now.

      • Smartie

        Got your PM :)

        Fandom Wank is hilarious, tis a great site. I’ll check out the links later.

        • erinnthered

          I was kind of surprised that some of you didn’t post your reports there. They would eat up AI wank! It seems the only stories that seem to make it over are about Clay. Baldy, Constantcrap and Madam could really take some of the burden off. ;)

    • Mithra

      Um, wow…but I found this funny:

      http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Laptopgate

      Just like the Cash-Hos :D

  • Mithra

    Just a tip, not only do these types read PMs, but they may also keep little notebooks of every time a poster posts something about their life. Like where they are from, where they live now, general age, if they are married, have BFs, who they know and interact with, yadda yadda. Person doing this I know of let it slip to someone she thought was okay with it… Another thing, and since I don’t know how to PM here, or if you can, TI, depending upon how the board is set up, you may be able to do post counts and with a little bit of math see if they have a hidden lair for the chosen posters. Say someone has 963 posts in their profile, yet when looking at the post totals in the forums it only adds up to 562… Not sure how the site is set up and please feel free to delete this if need be.

    • erinnthered

      Another thing, and since I don’t know how to PM here, or if you can, TI, depending upon how the board is set up, you may be able to do post counts and with a little bit of math see if they have a hidden lair for the chosen posters.

      I just saw this, and wanted to highlight it. Very very true.

  • erinnnthered

    Ah, I was correcting the spelling on my username, and ended up in moderation. I PM’d you, Smartie, but here it is for anyone else who’s interested:

    First, good call, Suzy. You never know who is behind any board, and I know people who got burned big time. I’m lucky that I tend to post more on blogs, and massive boards with too many members to care, like TWOP.

    This has a rundown, and links to the whole tale plus followups.

    Ms Scribe

    Here’s the story of Cassandra Claire’s epic plagiarism fail.

    WARNING! Fandom Wank and it’s Wiki are HUGE time sucks. They put TV Tropes to shame. Also worth checking out is OTF_Wank. That’s how I found out that some of the biggest BSC people on the net are in food communities. No shit!

    Also check out the “recipe” tags. Just like if a thread gets too nuts on ONTD they make it a party post, in wanking communities they make them recipe posts. There’s some good stuff in there. :)

  • erinnthered

    Good call, Suzy. You never know who is behind any board, and I know people who got burned big time. I’m lucky that I tend to post more on blogs, and massive boards with too many members to care, like TWOP.

    This has a rundown, and links to the whole tale plus followups. At the time, I wondered why some friends of mine would warn me never to touch Harry Potter online fandom. Now I know why. They make some AI crazies look like amateurs.

    Ms Scribe

    Here’s specifically the story of Cassandra Claire’s epic plagiarism fail. I think this got written up after the Ms Scribe story because the basics were pretty much known to most of the readers of Fandom Wank and Bad Penny.

    WARNING! Fandom Wank and it’s Wiki are HUGE time sucks. They put TV Tropes to shame. I have a feeling you could get lost in the massive vat of BSC. If you do make it out, be sure to check out OTF_Wank. That’s how I found out that some of the biggest BSC people on the net are in food communities. No shit!

    Oh, and check out the “recipe” tags. Just like if a thread gets too nuts on ONTD they make it a party post, in wanking communities they make them recipe posts. There’s some good stuff in there. :)

  • erinnnthered

    Suzy, don’t send PMs on that board. Admins can read PMs. She probably is. Take it to email if it’s about anyone on a blog or MB.

    TI or Smartie, have you ever heard of Ms Scribe or Cassandra Claire? I was reading the Ms Scribe saga earlier this year, having already been vaguely aware of Cassandra Claire, and the Holly/ L Anne situation reminds me a bit of all that. The plagiarism, narcissism, and sockpuppets. The fake illnesses too.

    It’s shocking how many of them are out there.

    • Suzy

      We PM each other on another board or send emails. I wouldn’t trust anything done at DCU to remain private. Holly keeps saying that information PMed to her will remain confidential but at one point she posted a bunch of PMs she had received. I wouldn’t put it past her to snoop on her own members.

    • Smartie

      I’m not sure, Erin. Got some links for me?

      • erinnthered

        Good call, Suzy. You never know who is behind any board, and I know people who got burned big time. I’m lucky that I tend to post more on blogs, and massive boards with too many members to care, like TWOP. And I never PM about mods. Ever!

        Smartie, this has a rundown, and links to the whole tale plus followups. At the time, I wondered why some friends of mine would warn me never to touch Harry Potter online fandom. Now I know why. They make some AI crazies look like amateurs.

        Ms Scribe

        Here’s specifically the story of Cassandra Claire’s epic plagiarism fail. I think this got written up after the Ms Scribe story because the basics were pretty much known to most of the readers of Fandom Wank and Bad Penny.

        WARNING! Fandom Wank and it’s Wiki are HUGE time sucks. They put TV Tropes to shame. I have a feeling you could get lost in the massive vat of BSC. If you do make it out, be sure to check out OTF_Wank. That’s how I found out that some of the biggest BSC people on the net are in food communities. No shit!

        Oh, and check out the “recipe” tags. Just like if a thread gets too nuts on ONTD they make it a party post, in wanking communities they make them recipe posts. There’s some good stuff in there. :)

      • erinnthered

        I tried to reply twice and got nothing. I hope I didn’t just spam you, TI.

        If this posts, I’ll try PMing you at Worst, Smartie.

        If anyone else is interested in the links, I’d be happy to post them later.

        • TopIdol

          You can email them to me if you want? Let me see if I can see your replies.

    • TopIdol

      Ooooh. I do want to read. I do recall reading one about this woman who went out to Los Angeles, friends with an author or something, ugh…but it was fascinating.

      • erinnthered

        Email on the way. I really do want to post those links for all to see. Very compelling cautionary tales, all of them.

        I didn’t want to spam you, but if you don’t see them, I’ll try again with one linked story per post. Maybe that’ll help.

  • Mithra

    Yeah, people shouldn’t have to defend themselves. Cook shouldn’t have to either. It will be one hell of a fight but stick with it. When we started exposing stuff on idletard I and others thought it would be over with like that, because common sense would tell you…. – but it took MONTHS, tons of underground emails and anonymous posts, and even someone (don’t know who, but I have an idea) hacking emails to prove to the people at the site that there was real insanity and bad shit going on and for fans to to get the hell away from these people and take the power they so desire away.

    “that Holly used to get herself added as a friend on LJ’s facebook.”

    I figured something like that. Probably used a similar strategy to infiltrate Cook’s private Facebook? I still see some of these women befriending and digging for info on twitter and god knows what happens through PMs on myspace and websites with anyone they find out is connected. It’s too bad Idol doesn’t protect the performers they use as a cast to make insane amounts of money on. They just use them as bait and then throw them out there to be crazy magnets.

  • hilarious

    Mithra, that’s my point…some don’t even know about it, that’s the scary part. Even if they did, I don’t see why they should have to go onto a messageboard to tell people to stop defaming, stalking, cyberstalking, and slandering them and their family members. Shit they do is psycho, no one deserves it whether they know about it or not. Cook also shouldn’t have to read about his multi personalities from people who don’t even know him. Fans don’t defame their obsession, plain and simple.

  • anonymous (I swear I’m not MAE!)

    Been there and done that, Mithra. Doesn’t stop crazy bitch, MaryAnn, from posting the pictures again and again.

  • Mithra

    “Makes one wonder who else is unaware they’re being stalked online and in real life, as well as being defamed and slandered all over the internet.”

    I was wondering that. Have any of them actually gone on the board and posted that it’s them in the picture and they just met him once, etc? You know, called them out and called them creepy for even having, posting, then speculating on the pics? When the nutty frau who ran the Sanjaya board was stealing pics, one of the girls in them actually posted and put a stop to it calling them out and saying what I just said above and said it was really weird. Same thing happened with friends of a guy on a post by Perez Hilton. I think this goes on with a lot of different fanbases but I don’t think David has a handle on it from what I’ve seen. I guess it’s tough because he can’t alienate fans and I’m sure 19 doesn’t want him to and perhaps he’s instructed to expect and put up with a certain amount of shit?

    Unfortunately it seems to be up to the women being discussed to find out somehow and call them out on it.

    • Suzy

      Lana Jade actually did go on the board and politely told them she was just friends with David when the first photo with her was posted but they continued to dig up information about her and call her all kinds of nasty names culminating with Holly taking photos from her private photobucket and sending them with her story to JustJared. Someone in the comments at JJ found a fake facebook account that was probably Holly’s because it had all her animal charities on it including I think it was Bucks County humane society that Holly used to get herself added as a friend on LJ’s facebook. I guess LJ deleted her from her facebook because right after that one of Holly’s sockpuppets was complaining she couldn’t get information from there anymore. That fake facebook disappeared right after that too.

      • TopIdol

        If they go to the message board to tell them to knock it the f**k off, life is just made worse for them.

      • Correction

        Yes she did. They called her a lying whore and ran her away. Then when Holly leaked the pictures to JJ, they patted themselves on the back for being “right” about her. They are always congratulating themselves for snooping out the “truth” and figuring out the “lies”, lol. Lies as truth and truth as lies, that is exactly what they have over there. Can you sue someone on another person’s behalf? Someone really needs to get a lawyer on this since David will never stand up for himself. She needs to be stopped.

  • hilarious

    Diggin herself a hole, she is. Now she’s retracting her usual “public figure” term and saying “private people who are friends of a celebrity can be discussed”. Umm, how the hell does she know who in fact is a friend of Davids? I think she’s regretting ever posting private information about private girls, and I bet those girls regret the day ever meeting him all thanks to Maryanns psycho self. I felt bad for that Elizabeth when they continued to steal her pictures and pick her apart, she shouldn’t have to go on there and tell those “intelligent” women to remove photos of her son. That should be common sense NOT to do that, she never asked for any of this stress on her personal life. I also saw that transcript of a stalkers pseudo conversation with that Shannon girl and it sounds like she doesn’t even know David, but just had the misfortune of having a photo taken with him. And I don’t even think they have a photo of him with that Tanya they’re talking about now. Makes one wonder who else is unaware they’re being stalked online and in real life, as well as being defamed and slandered all over the internet.
    Holly is hoping this will die down over here. Her harassment and lies of the supposed girlfriends never died down so I don’t see why we should stop with our truths of Maryann. Oh and her overabundant usage of the word twit is another dead giveaway she is 5678 other names on that board.
    If we only know about this ugly crazy fuck…I wonder who else is out there.
    I wish David would send out his March blog on a daily basis, I actually think he was too nice with it.

  • Correction

    I remember this very well. One of Cook’s friends came on the board to tell them they were wrong about him. Then the friend said what Cookfan quoted. It was nauseating to watch them twist it around. His friend was telling them all to fuck off, and they used it to justify their stalking! I guess this friend was too nice. He should have really just said fuck off.

  • Opal

    Ha, I was lurking at DCU and saw a girl named Rachel, maybe last month, telling someone the correct spelling of her name because ’3 people have spelled it incorrectly already”. I looked above who she was talking to and it was clearly a sockpuppet instructing her to pm a mod if she has a problem/question about a mod’s actions. I wonder just how many names this admin has!

    • TopIdol

      I’m confused.

      • Opal

        I just find it fascinating that the posting style is the same over and over and the spelling errors were the same over and over, yet people didn’t seem to catch on that it was the same person. Whoever said this is like when you find a crazy person’s house and there are newspaper clippings and stuff all over the walls made a great analogy.

        • anonymous (I swear I’m not MAE!)

          Hahahahahahahaha! The Rachel thing was priceless! I applaud her for doing that.

  • nonna-muss

    These blogs just keep getting better and better. Funny how the sockpuppets, er um, lurkers are coming out in droves. Also, funny how the lurkers all seem to know Holly is not MaryAnn, hmmm. Seems the regulars haven’t met her, so how have the lurkers? I’m a bit confused about that. She’s got them back on KimJ today. Aside from one or two regulars, she seems to be talking to herself. Also, as a former member there I can also say that QShoes and Cookphile are not Holly. They do make intelligent posts and try to see all sides of things. I’ve noticed that when MAE is out of town on an important business trip the whole tone of the board changes and hardly anyone posts in the controversial threads. She’s a firestarter. If she never showed her or her sockpuppets again the board would be a decent place. I doubt the girlfriend thread would see any action and the Caldwell thread, the deciphering Cook’s personality thread and the “drinking” and “tattoo” threads would dry up and wilt away.

    • TopIdol

      I don’t know much about the personality thread. Is it similarly warped?

      • nobunnyearshere

        OH fuck yes it is. They have him diagnosed as bipolar, manic depressive, I dunno what else because that’s what freaked me out the most.

        • nonna-muss

          That’s also where they posted about the divorce and how that has affected his ability to have a relationship with a classy woman. They are fucked up. They also have a thread that he drinks too much. WTF? How the hell would they know. Nauseating.

          • Smartie

            And they claim to be fans? 8O

          • Correction

            Worst part of all. They are not fans. Fans do not slander their celebrity.

    • TopIdol

      Here is Cookiefan555 on JustJared. She claims to have met Holly in AC on there, too. As well as some other nonsense. Ooops, I mean NONESENSE!!! YESSSSS. This is one of my favorites, as it says talks about Holly and AdExecutive’s busy lives in advertising.

      cookiefan555 @ 06/20/2009 at 12:12 pm

      well signuma, if you are not banned you will be now

      And hannabell – holly has her eye on you too, she knows who the trouble makers are and she will ban you. I met Holly in AC. Trust me she is not on this board. She is in advertising, however, she only works 4 days a week. From what I gather, she and Savannah travel once a month. They take their laptops on planes and sometimes to boring meetings when they have time. Both their jobs include living on a computer, and based from what I read over there, they just switch screens back and forth. When Holly works on a campagin and gets busy, Savannah takes over. Look at the lawyer on TMZ, he manages a board. So does Perez. I don’t think Holly said she was an executive either, she is part of a team of people who work on campaigns for artist and working in that business entitles them to have connections with media outlets.

      Denise – I am sure people know who you are on the board because you keep posting here over and over and you chose to ignore the logic thrown back in your face.

      Here is one of the things David’s friend said about DCU, and of course she wants people to be open minded which the board is, but many think it’s David’s PR person.

      “Like I said, I am glad there is a place where fans can speak their minds and not be censored, sometimes the negatives about him are things he does indeed need to work on and that is a positive thing”.

      “Again, thank you for such a good place where everyone can have an opinion”

      and suenigma – the only hate is about LJ NOT David…and people have a right to voice their opinion over there. But Holly can tell the ones that try to stir the pot. The board is not for everyone, just like Perez, TMZ and Just Jared. All those boards are free speech too.

      So ***** away….because it won’t change anything.

      Note how she also incorrectly refers to JustJared as a BOARD and not a BLOG.

      • on the edge

        In their fucked-up purview, anything that allows comments is a “board.”

  • Wino

    there’s a part of me that is amused yet baffled why guys like Cook (semi decent, a 5 at best), Lambert (gay) and Aiken (gayer) provoke such crazy behavior from these women. do REAL hot men deal with the same crap from their fan base? jackman, depp, hamm, clooney, bana, hotties from True Blood?

  • Suzy

    One more thing, she’s trying to lure out the lurkers so she can determine which ones are responsible for ratting on her. How does she know it isn’t one or more of the regular posters who have gotten fed up with her stupid games? I get PMs from friends who are members there about her antics all the time. Whether they’re just lurkers or active posters…I’ll never tell. Maybe she should just ban all the members who are not her so she can be sure to get rid of them.

  • Suzy

    Holly can’t keep her lies straight. At first cookiefan555 was claiming it was her friend that met Holly:
    http://i47.tinypic.com/15qb42e.jpg

    Later the story changed and it was cookiefan555 herself who had met Holly:
    http://i46.tinypic.com/2r3gn48.jpg

    Holly is always having her sockpuppets claim that someone on the board actually met her whenever her identity is questioned but as far as I can tell the only members who have actually met her are figments of her own imagination.

    Also, if she really lived in NY like she claims why does she never attend any of the NY concerts or events? The only concerts she made it to were in the Philly area or NJ.

    • Smartie

      One of MaryAnn’s many nom de plumes is MAE777. She likes numbers, just like Cookiefan555. Cowinkydink?

      The women who have met her met her when she was trying to get in Constantine’s pants and failing.

    • Opal

      She sounds so dumb. “My friend met Holly and she was smart”? Who would say something like that?

      • TopIdol

        Uh, Holly Sockpuppets/Maryann Ellis.

  • nobunnyearshere

    TopIdol, I have long lurked and enjoyed, but I gotta tell you you’re my hero these days. I’ve been waiting a long time to see this loon’s (whatever her name is) hatred, obsession and vitriol unmasked for the world to see. I really like Cook’s music -been to one concert, have not met man, don’t plan to, don’t need to!, like his charitable side and seeming nice-guy manners, and don’t give a sweet flying fuck who he fucks or doesn’t. But I clashed with Hollysockpuppets long ago in one of her other incarnations which is why I stay on the downlow. Was a member at DCU just to observe the rabid rabblebabble, but deleted my profile back in the summer when the pop-psycho-psychoanalyzes began ‘deciphering’ Cook’s personality.
    Nice bit of sleuthing you’ve done. And Smartie: miss IT a lot. Glad you’re here commenting and offering your wisdom.

    • Smartie

      :) thanks!

  • anonymous (I swear I’m not MAE!)

    Hilarious, you read my mind. Even if MaryAnn wasn’t Holly (which it’s clear there is no chance in hell that’s possible), I don’t feel bad for Holly. I mean, she was the one that started the posting of pics/videos of these girls on her board, so if she does it to them, why the fuck can we not do it to her? Hey MaryAnn, have you ever heard that saying “do unto others as you would have others do unto you.”? Obviously not… You can take that slander and defamation bullshit and stick it straight up your ass. No one cares because what you have done to these girls and even David himself is way worse and frankly, you deserve what’s coming to you.

  • spinningfasterandfastertonowhere

    Now I share my computer with 2 other people. So it might be possible that either someone who uses her computer is also a Cook fan or she has split personalities, all crazy.

  • hilarious

    I love how Maryann is freaking out over there by posting defamation, slander, and libel laws…maybe she should read them herself. If Holly isn’t Maryann like she claims, then why is Holly so concerned with protecting Maryanns identity when she doesn’t give 2 shits about any of these girls she stalks? And I don’t want to hear her “public figure” shit. She claims 2 girls “want to be famous by going public with stupid youtube videos”…well Maryann and Joanne also want to be famous by going public with stupid youtube videos….anyone remember the videos of Duke and Berny in the snow? There were more videos of no relevance that I think I lost braincells even attempting to get through one… http://www.youtube.com/bernyJ don’t forget to watch the squirrel eating peanut butter! And they say they’re too busy to post often on that board because they travel? Liars.
    TI Please don’t stop posting about this hideous, old, wrinkled, looks like her head got stuck in a vice, classy public figure that is Maryann. She herself went public when she decided to want to become famous by posing as a model in the 1930′s for attention, making videos and a slanderboard about cook, his family members, and his friends.

  • haha

    I wonder if MaryAnn is actually creating some of the profiles on Model Mayhem and MySpace? She created fake MySpaces all the time in ConFanLandia.

    • anonymous (I swear I’m not MAE!)

      Wouldn’t put it past that KLASSY bitch.

  • deez

    How in the hell does she keep them straight? Does she keep a file on each sockpuppet, with their personal info (although it can’t be too hard when they’re all 32, blonde, classy, and use the sames phrases and misspell the same words).

  • Correction

    Glad you pointed out the personal Facebook because I want to know about that. He took that down months ago. How is it these women continue to know who was on there?? Every time they claim the girl was a personal FB friend. Did they write down everyone that he friended? She can’t even come up with an original story. Every time it’s the same MM girl who was on his Facebook, he met her online, same, same. It’s just retarded!

    And Shannon – the other day one of the sockpuppets said she was in the balcony at a recent show just to stir shit up. Guess what? Someone who was at that show said there wasn’t even a balcony at the venue!! She can’t even keep her lie plausible now.

    • TopIdol

      This poor Shannon girl. I’ve seen her name everywhere. They even claim she was on some movie set and one girl (pretty sure a sockpuppet) said her friend met her and was asking her about Cook. They regularly screencap anything “suspicious” on her MySpace, too. They also inferred they were speaking in code when it was something about a mobile company in Canada. IT IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

    • Mithra

      “Every time they claim the girl was a personal FB friend. Did they write down everyone that he friended?”

      I’m not on facebook, but I guess it’s unlike myspazz and you have to be a member to see friendlists, and some can be hidden. Once it’s infitrated by a fantard, they can and will use the info. Very long and insane story, but someone found out that Sanjaya’s nutcase of a mother let certain fans into his private facebook because he’s an idiot and gave her all his passwords, plus one hijacked his myspace and pretended to be him and sent messsages out and stole pictures to post on their site. Access to all family and friends was then gained and the dumbass still has it up. Whatevia. I don’t know what’s going on with David’s facebook, but if it’s private and she found out about it, SOMEONE had to have let a fan or two or a dozen in, and once they are, they can pass on anything. Seeing that David has a history with being careless about his band members interactions with some crazy fans…well…I’m not suprised this all happened.

  • anonymous (I swear I’m not MAE!)

    Qshoes isn’t a ‘sockpuppet’… From what I gather, she is one of the four sane ones on there.

    • HolySocks

      Yeah, I think youb are right about Qshoes. And, I don’t think Cookphile is a sockpuppet, either. Both have intelligent posts, unlike all of the sockpuppet’s.
      As alluded to above, another indicator that it’s a sockpuppet is the “what do you think?” line. Sure indication that it’s one of the aliases.

      Oh, and Holly via AdExecutive (sockpuppet mod) is claiming to have narrowed members down to 50 of those who they are sure are providing info and screencaps over here. Another sockpuppet (1st posting) has boldly stepped up to offer the scoop on TI and others over here as well as pictures! Isn’t that special?

      • TopIdol

        So they can find photos of me and my blog on and on the internet. Hmmm…I don’t believe I posted anyone’s first and last names and if any of my commenters did, that’s not my problem (see DiMeo v. Tucker Max).

        I still think Cookphile is a sockpuppet. But everything blurs together so one often can’t tell. I’m not defaming anyone, as most of the people saying these things technically do not exist, however, the women they/she are stalking are sought out and trashed.

        http://www.internetdefamationlawblog.com/2008/11/serving-defenda.html

        I’m not the one committing the crime of libel, nor have I “harassed” anyone.

        http://www.internetdefamationlawblog.com/a-message-from-our-managi.html

        And by putting women who actually exist in places they’ve never been or with people they’ve never met, you are committing a crime by putting them in a false light. Nearly all the “speculation” and “analysis” about these women seen with David Cook is nasty, hateful and puts the victims in a false light.

      • j

        I agree. I don’t believe that Qshoes or Cookphile are sock puppets. I don’t always agree with everything they post. But they do come across as rational, sane women who can see both sides of a story.

        The way to distinguish between real people and sock puppets is fairly easy. The real people may not like all of the decisions David has made. But they almost unanimously agree that he doesn’t and shouldn’t care what their opinion is. They also seem to realize that his dating habits won’t affect his career much if at all. The sock puppets all have an irrational hatred of any woman who comes near him. They state over and over again how his women will destroy his career. They are sure that one more “skank” or another tattoo will have the fans abandoning him in droves.

        The thing that the sock puppets focus on the most is his relationship with Caldwell. They all seem sure that there is some conspiracy to get them back together again.

        • veritas

          Recent speculation involved some photos supposedly showing that Cook and Caldwell were wearing similar rings. This is evidence of the secret plan for them to re-unite, if they haven’t already done so.

          And it’s been nearly a year since they broke up.

          • TopIdol

            I could not really even see that those rings looked the same. I don’t understand any of what goes on over there.

          • veritas

            They were both big, silver rings that may have been serpents or snakes. There must only be about 80 gazillion of those floating around.

      • Correction

        I am fairly certain I know who Cookphile is. She is not “Holly”, but has dug around and stalked David Cook enough in her how right, believe me. She loves the rumor mill and is infamous for spreading crap around in it.

    • ljr

      if they are sane why are they posting on that site?

  • freedavidcook

    She is a complete freak. Hearing the threatening phone call she made just cements her freak status. I foresee a time where she might pull a Mark David Chapman on someone.

  • Opal

    ha, all the sockpuppets’ ages are about 29-33. They are all young and fun.

    This is sick, that is all.

  • Smartie

    So, at the end of the day, the photoshopped photos of that Kimberly model and Baldy not included, has anyone ever actually seen these two together? At all? In real life? Not from reading MaryAnn’s deranged delusions. Did they actually have a relationship?

    Because I think MaryAnn just creates sockpuppet girlfriends so that there’s something to talk about on her insane site. And give the impression she’s got the scoop. When she’s completely full of shit.

    • Correction

      Kimberly did link the STAR story to her Model Mayhem page, so that at least tells me SHE is responsible for the story. But no, no one has ever seen them together that can be verified. There were anonymous “witnesses” in the Page 6 stories, but the only proof is the Photoshop photos Kim gave to STAR.

      • veritas

        Yes, the Star story is part of her resume! Hire me because I am 36-24-32 and I sold a fake story to a tabloid rag about how I was boffed and dumped by David Cook!

        When the story about Kim J. first appeared in the NY Post over the summer, she was complaining that she had to pay for her own hotel in Harlem while Cook stayed in some “swanky” hotel om ,of-town (no, she didn’t use that word, it’s just become MY favorite adjective) and refused to pay for her lodgings. I thought at the time that she sounded more like a stalker who was following him from city to city in the hope of re-enacting some ancient hook-up than a girlfriend or even semi-regular booty call.

        The next step was her crying to the Star about how she was dumped because he was “ashamed” of her.

        And then, finally, using the Star story as a resume builder.

        This story forms the basis of Maryann/Holly’s current obsessive theory that David Cook is screwing every single girl on the Model Mayhem website.

        • Smartie

          But perhaps MaryAnn is the author of the articles. Hey she may have stolen some random person’s photos and made that profile, I don’t know. I just find it highly suspicious that no one has seen these two together. I doubt there ever was a relationship.

          • veritas

            I am skeptical about that too. But if it did, I don’t blame Cook for indulging — nor would I blame her, for that part of it. The part about going to the tabloids? Ugh.

            If Maryann/Holly made up and planted the story, she must have had Kim J’s cooperation, since Kim J has linked it on her Model Mayhem page. UNLESS….Kim J is one of Maryann/Holly’s sockpuppets! Sockpuppet Mayhem!!!!!

          • TopIdol

            This is still something I am looking into, trust me. But as of right now, I don’t want to bring that girl into it (assuming she is real) because she’s already had enough bullshit. You can’t tell me it wasn’t Holly & company who gave that stuff to page 6 in the first place. There are a lot of unanswered questions, and funny how Model Mayhem because Cook’s personal black book after they discovered it digging up crap on poor LJ.

  • That’s It, I’m changing my name to MaryAnn Tard

    I’m over on DCU but I honestly cannot keep up with the insanity. The sockpuppets make my head spin, so I’m glad someone else is bringing over the crazy for you!