The Worst Beefcake Calendar in the History of Time
Greasy Constantine Maroulis, of AI and VD fame, is currently appearing in Broadway’s Rock of Ages.
The men of Rock of Ages made a beefcake calendar for 2010 where they’re all kind of naked. Somehow, I don’t think this shit is going to be out-selling the annual FDNY calendar, do you?
This monstrosity will burn your eyes…yet it is also screaming for a good Photoshop — and a massive cocktail of penicilin and Valtrex.
I apologize for making you see that, however, I saw it and wanted other people to feel MY pain.
But I feel bad for doing it. So look at this again and wash it all away.
All better, right?