Greasy Constantine Maroulis, of AI and VD fame, is currently appearing in Broadway’s Rock of Ages.
The men of Rock of Ages made a beefcake calendar for 2010 where they’re all kind of naked. Somehow, I don’t think this shit is going to be out-selling the annual FDNY calendar, do you?
This monstrosity will burn your eyes…yet it is also screaming for a good Photoshop — and a massive cocktail of penicilin and Valtrex.
I apologize for making you see that, however, I saw it and wanted other people to feel MY pain.
But I feel bad for doing it. So look at this again and wash it all away.
All better, right?