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Kradion Video Slash: Now with parental deaths and cutting

2009 September 18
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by TopIdol

Kradison fans…yes, Kradison = Kradam + La Princesa.

One Kradison/Adison/Kradam fan makes a bunch of these slide show slash thingeys and posts them on YouTube. I think she’s done several series, but here’s part 9 from her latest epic, Once Upon a Broken Heart.

I haven’t watched many of the others, but this one has a lot of Drake LaBry, Lambert’s current boyfriend. As a side note: From what I understand, a lot of Glamberts don’t like Drake and want him to get back to this Cheeks fellow. (Seriously, I have no idea about what goes on in these people’s minds…I just write about it.)

Anyway, I have no idea what’s gonna happen in Once Upon a Broken Heart, which may end up as some sick ticket threesome (involving a teenager, no less), although a lot of this stuff is kind of (?) mild. Although it totally has crazy drama straight out of Degrassi. For instance:

I sort of want to become BFF with Drake LaBry. Poor guy is soooo misunderstood. Angry Glamberts…being a central figure in slide show slash…I mean, wow. Who expects that sort of thing to happen to them just for dating somebody?

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  • Lauren

    Yay gay Jews! lol..and Gokey *cringes* I totally agree that you don’t need to hate others to show how true a fan you are. I’ve talked to people who were like “You like Kris?!? What! And you call yourself a Glambert!!!!” *shakes head*

    your second paragraph were going to have to agree to disagree with :P

  • cimi

    And also..I think it is REALLY crap that this person made Allison out to be a cutter. WHAT?? get the hell out.. what the f.. I don’t usually swear but, oh. my. gawwwwd. I need the fire–department to put out my fire over this one.

  • cimi

    ok so…. that, in my opinion, was total crap. I don’t usually read porn fiction but, I had a much richer time reading the kradam porn fiction than I did reading this retard’s crap. Just sayin’

  • Lauren

    Ughhh…Kradison as friends is cool but that would be one messed up three-some. That video really scared me, and I thought I was a crazy obsessed Glambert. Guess not lol. and really poor Drake and Katy…every fanfic makes them out to be complete assholes when they seem to be nice people.

    • TopIdol

      Wait…you’re a “crazy obsessed Glambert” and you read my blog???

      Thank you. I knew there were a few of you I liked.

      • Lauren

        Haha yes, I love your blog! It’s so entertaining! I’m also a huge fan of Kris and Allison although Adam will always be my favorite :)

        • TopIdol

          Works for me. I don’t see why you have to hate one to like the other. Plus, I’ve never disliked Adam. Some of his performances I did not care for, but I still think he’s talented and I’m curious about his album. Oh yeah, and I will always root for a gay Jew to go far on a shit show like Idol, which champions people like…oh like…GOKEY.

          I just don’t think Adam is the second coming of Elvis, the Beatles, Nirvana (basically quotting Lil Lulu), Michael Jackson, Jim Morrison, U2, Madonna, et al. I think there are many performers who are just as talented, if not more so, who have been performing at clubs/theater most people don’t know about for ages. It’s just stuff people haven’t seen on American Idol. Yes, Lambert was a different kind of performer than they had ever put through before. But I think many of his fans have no reference for comparison, because he is the first they’ve ever seen and therefore, he’s just a trailblazer who is ZOMG GONNA BE THE BIGGEST STAR EVER BECAUSE HE IS SOOOOO DIFFERENT.

  • Lil Lulu

    So, let me get this straight. Adam, who is gay, gets involved with Allison, who is underage. To the tune of Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy.” Okey dokey.

  • on the edge

    Um…wow. She actually used the duet the guys performed at the Ford thing THIS AFTERNOON. So…either this just shows how hurried most fanfic is, or she had it put together and was waiting for a “perfect” soundtrack?

    Oh yeah…this is definately leading to a Kradison threesome. Somebody REALLY hates them some Drake and Katy (watch…they’ll sleep together in this tale and get caught by their significant others. So predictable).

    BTW…didn’t they use that opening title font for The Brady Bunch?

    • TopIdol

      I guess these little slide shows are popular. I should have dug through them more when I saw them a few months back.

      This one is…

      And Part 2:

      I couldn’t make it to Part 3.

  • deez

    A very apt tune to accompany this. Maybe I’m Crazy. MAYBE???? Idon’t know what to say. How much time was spent thinking up that dreck? Her parents are dead???? (seriously?)Poor Allison. Poor Drake. Poor Katy. (Kris and Adam probably need more bodyguards) Were there not other things in this person’s life that needed to be done? All I had to do was watch it. 3:07 whose passing I will now mourn.

    Oh JFC