No Boundaries: Crazy Woman Tried Giving Kris Allen Tongue

This is one of the best local affiliate Idol interviews I have ever seen. (BIG KUDOS to Yuppie, who brought over this PRICELESS piece of local Phoenix fluff journalism for all of us to admire.)

Ignore Danny Gokey and this nonsense about how much he loves being pampered. Some other people talk, but I totally tuned out Lil Rounds, although I really want to hear what her weave has to say.

Things get good when Kris Allen is asked about the craziest fan behavior he’s experienced. Seems some batshit crazy woman approached him for a photo and then stuck her tongue down his throat.

All during a dinner with his wife, his parents, and Adam Lambert & family. (More detail is given in the RAW VIDEO of the interviews, which will start up right after the package ends.)

HBD says he ran like crazy. Which is good, HBD needs to keep running, running as far and as fast away from these lunatics as he possibly can.

Oh. And some Glambert yaps about being a COUGAR. Right now, cougars are offing themselves in the world’s jungles because they don’t like sharing a name with these whack jobs. If you’re older than 40, think about next year’s endangered species list the next time you’re stenciling a poster board sign, spraying blue shit in your hair and bedazzling a black t-shirt or any other activities of the ilk.

Spread the word. Do it.