Why am I watching Idol Tonight?

It sounded like a Danny Gokey song to me.

Nigel Lythgoe, while describing how much Kara DioGuardi’s No Boundaries sucks ass.

Nigel Lythgoe also misses a loopy Paula and wishes she made less sense this season, and while he claims to think Shit For Brains makes sense, he “hates four judges.”

Now, I am so excited for So You Think You Can Dance. And it totally explains while Mary Murphy has a job. Because Nigel Lythgoe is one smart bastard. He knows its not a televised “talent competitions” if you don’t have a painted brunette with a prescription-happy physician, penchant for Bartles & Jaymes and a heart of gold.

Yay! Chikeze is on. He’s dressed like the Captain without a Tenille. I always liked Chikeze, but remember, Idol hates black people. Even David Hernandez is there.

I need to remind you, this is the first time I have ever seen Idol Tonight, which is kind of funny, b/c it has to share the screen with a channel guide no one uses anymore.

And Brad Garrett (Everyone Loves Raymond, right? I still have never met a person who watched that show.) just announced he had his back waxed for the finale.

This shit is just wrong.

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