NY Daily News claim Idol Contestants eat in America's crappiest chain restaurants

If Anoop makes Megan caw, that’s cool, just as it is Lambert bringing a man friend with him to enjoy some Bloomin’ Onion and chit-chat with his boyfriend’s coworkers.

But come now, this was printed in the NY Daily News, a bastion of veracity. And hell, even if this is true, they obviously weren’t paying attention, because they failed to mention Casper and Mole Boy’s sumthin-sumthin (well, she probably was underneath the table for most of the meal) and they’re not pointing out the most glaringly obvious sad fact in this whole dining experience.

American Idol makes how much money? And they’re in LA? And these kiddies are going out to eat at places like Outback Steakhouse and The Olive Garden? Jesus, take them to some yummy hole-in-the-wall Mexican place if you’re looking to save cash. Or do these establishments pay for air-time during Idol?

I bet this is all a pile of shit. Just like a Bloomin’ Onion. If it is somehow true, well then, hey, have fun eating good in the neighborhood tomorrow at Applebee’s.