Danny Gokey's Big Fat Church Visit

Oh, I was going to leave them alone until at least the weekend. But sometimes, ugh…

Faith Builders is going into hyper-overdrive to make sure you know this is THE church of AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANT DANNY GOKEY.

Thanks for the photos, FBIM. Love them. And this will ensure your donation plates will be filled with lots & lots of frauen money. Did you post these because we didn’t get to see this extra-special service on Idol this week?

Keep pimping, FBIM. Pimpin’ = Praise, right?

Lay your hands on me

I guess Pastor Rolex sings, too. Ah, I see. This is all coming together now…

Islands in the stream / that is what we are...

I kind of feel bad for Jamar Rogers. Poor guy. He’s not even on the front page anymore. The guy made it farther than most people do.

Why isn't Jamar in this one??

At least FBIM seems to have absolutely nothing to do with the Danny Gokey billboard that sits on the side of a sketchy-looking road in Milwaukee.

And okay. I must admit something. I really, really, really want to hear Pastor Rolex sing. (If anyone has video…) I can’t help it.

And if I’m in the L.A. area anytime soon, I might have to go to P.F. Chang’s and get a drink from Jamar. I’m going to leave him like, a $10 tip on one drink. And I’m gonna take a Sharpie to the bill and write:

DO NOT TITHE,
XXOO TOP IDOL

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