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Stoner J Tattoo: Yes. This is Real.

2009 January 27
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by TopIdol

At this point, I rarely bat an eye when I see Idol fan art. Idol fan fiction still makes me cringe, but at this point, not even the most twisted of straight girl fantasies involving Castro-Cook-Johns S&M bondage on a cruise ship actually surprises me. (Of course, Island Nights, the epic Taylor Hicks slash involving a fattie, brunch, toe sucking, and a mosquito net in Hawaii will forever remain in a category all its own.)

But every now and then, something comes along which is just too insane for words.

Jason Castro Tattoo

Tattooed wedding rings.

Calvin and / or Hobbes pissing.

Not even the crappiest of tramp stamps can compare to the stupidity of defacing one’s body in the name of an American Idol contestant.

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  • Kayts

    This whole thing is really ridiculous-i dont even know how i came across this website. Do you guys have nothing better to do than argue with eachother about someone’s life that you know nothing about? Some of these arguments look like there was a lot of energy put into them.
    Get a life people.

  • VFTWTARD

    Oh yeah …. that’s exactly what this dissociation was ended about – a girls tattoo … wasn’t it ? You guys derailed it anyway.

    The funniest part is that how much a stoned and lazy person can achieve in such a short period of time.

    I don’t care about the tard …. that’s her fucking problem. What I care about is music and J is on the right track delivering it to me.

    That’s all.

    Oh, nice site btw ….. Very informative.

  • VFTWTARD

    That is so fucking funny to read the comments here especially after stoner J scored a major label recording contract and a worldwide publishing deal with the Universal …. Yeah!

    how pathetic do you feel now, ppl ? Bwahaha

    • TopIdol

      Does a record deal discount the fact a girl got him tattooed to her ankle?

  • Sane Jason Fan

    If all Brooke has is a management team then she has one more thing than Jason has.

    And what happened to Hard 8 Management? Are we supposed to believe that Jason fired them because he is so “picky”? That’s tough to swallow. Even if it’s true Jason should be careful that he doesn’t get a reputation for being so “picky” that most management companies won’t want to work with him at all.

    I still find it very difficult to believe that Jason, as an artist who is totally untested in the marketplace, is in a position to make demands or dictate terms to any label or management company. I’m not saying he won’t get a deal but I think the only power he has is to essentially accept or reject an offer on it’s face as opposed to this idea that he is engaging in some sort of fight to the death negotiations.

    I’m still trying to figure out when Jason became such a perfectionist. Unless he is planning to go it alone, which I think would be a huge mistake and virtually impossible for him, at some point he is just going to have to pick the best offer like everyone else.

    PS. A Management company can certainly drop an artist. No management company would get into a contract which would make it impossible for them to drop someone whose career is going nowhere. 19E is a management company and they have dropped plenty from their roster over the years.

  • never remember my name here

    P.S. One doesn’t get dropped by a management team, because the artist pays them, not the other way around

  • never remember my name here

    BTW, Brooke blogged that she does NOT have a record deal!
    All she has is a management. To me, this is the most frustrating thing about these idols, so many half-truths being told.

  • standalone

    “the only difference is that the judges liked her and so did andrew lloyd webber”

    True, but Jason had more of a following. Unfortunately, his fans and family are also a hinder.

    I doubt Brooke is any more driven than Jason. hehe
    I think Brooke has been trying to get into the biz for a while, and is more appreciative of any contract offered to her.
    Castro, on the other hand, may still expect everything to be easily handed to him.

    • TopIdol

      Castro is probably doing as little as possible “negotiating” because his parents have coddled him and his siblings for their entire existence. Yes. How nice. Come to this country and let your children grow up to be wretched, spoiled American little fuckwads. Don’t even speak Spanish in your household because why do they need to be fluent? Castro’s parents, I would bet, have taken a very vocal part in the handling of his career, even with the professionals. Who the hell wants to deal with them?

      The guy placed 4th on AI and was a fairly out-of-the-ordinary contestant. He can play guitar and drums. He just put a song on a movie soundtrack (as did Michael Johns). There is no reason why he could not find an independent label to sign with, as far as I’m concerned.

      His management team most likely dropped him because his mother/parents were a huge pain in the ass. Wake up, Stoner J. You’re 21. You’re an adult. Sure, you can still act immature and all that, but you’re old enough to talk to industry people on your own if you’re serious about your career. You don’t need Mommy &/or Daddy to do your talking.

      Someone like Coretta Scott Mercado will likely never be signed because she offers absolutely nothing new to the plate. She just needs to go the theater route. However, I am kind of rooting for her to get signed by some label now just to see how the CastroFans spin that one. Some of their heads my explode.

      If Castro could speak and sing in Spanish, he would have a deal by now. That would expand his options and they could market him in Latin America, too.

  • never remember my name here

    as for brooke’s deal-
    sanctuary records is an indie label that did absolutely nothing for my favorite artist
    in fact, i thought it went out of biz, so surprised she will be working with them
    jason is a million times more talented than she is imho
    the only difference is that the judges liked her and so did andrew lloyd webber

  • Sane Jason Fan

    When did Jason get so picky? He wasn’t that way on the show at all. He even admitted once that he didn’t practice enough and his play was a little sloppy. I don’t see what leverage he would have to be negotiating so long with labels. A major label isn’t going to run around trying to meet the demands of an untested artist. An indie label isn’t going to do it either.

    I’d like to give Jason the benefit of the doubt but it’s getting tougher and tougher to believe all these excuses when Michael Johns almost has a CD out and Brooke has landed a deal.

    • TopIdol

      SJF,

      I really enjoy you commenting on here. It’s pretty interesting because, well…your name. It completely fits you. So many of his batshit crazy fans just keep saying “it’s in god’s hands.”

      You’ve got to be kidding me. Why do I feel like he’s just sleeping in everyday and not doing much of anything? But oh, he’s taking meetings on both coasts. And Jesus is at work on his career right as we speak!

      But he’s not “untested”! He was on a hugely popular show and get new MySpace friends each and every day! Plus look at his MySpace play count! The recording industry really looks at that as an indication of how popular he is with hundreds of thousands of people (not the 15 FanFrauen spamming MySpace on hourly shifts on a 24-hour rotation).

  • whatfreakinever

    my favorite thing lately is watching people like Justalurkin taking words and twisting and turning and making assumptions on things that they know NOTHING about… simply to further their own craziness. And FYI, you know nothing about this situation, it is OBVIOUS.

  • Justalurkin

    Oh so she DOES have connections. I thought she turned out to be a poser. Well if he’s being so damn picky on who to sign with, maybe he should do the whole thing himself. Apparently no one is good enough, like his management who he “fired”. Right?
    I also wanted to apologize to TopIdol for partially highjacking her Castro Cankle post. Just thought I’d share some info I knew. :)

  • never remember my name here

    yes, who was this discovered? i could pick a name and anyone’s picture that has jason as a friend and say it’s his gf
    why would any of his fans get mad about this one?
    she looks normal to me-haha
    mandy was way too xtian right for me

  • whatfreakinever

    Justalurkin… you gotta be kidding me right? now we’ll hear how Jason ONLY got a record deal because of his FRIENDSHIP with Lola. THEY ARE FRIENDS. The facts are, Jason has been in negotiations with more than one major labels since October and is very close to signing a deal. He has wise counsel and is not going to jump into anything that isnt good for him. But I’m sure it cant be because he has talent and people want to hear his music… it HAS to be because he knows people. Sorry, Jason’s attorney doesn’t feel the need to have a Monday morning staff meeting with people from IdleTard and VFTW and give you an agenda for Jason that week. You people are ridiculous.

  • Justalurkin

    About Lola? No idea. I’m assuming the dreadheads site but I don’t have access to that. But once the frauen see that facebook picture, they will FREAK. She obviously doesn’t meet the holier than thou Jestro standards like Mandy did.

  • Justalurkin

    Lola Hayden. She’s on urban dictionary! Google her name and click on her facebook search result. She has Jason & American Idol as her interests. Not too mention a total fug :X guess you gotta do what you gotta do to get that record deal, huh Jason?

    • TopIdol

      How was this discovered?

  • never remember my name here

    no, hes still with mandy but its under wraps cause of all the nutty fans like this one who got the tat

  • TopIdol

    Lola huh? Does he not understand why she looks like a woman but talks like a man?

  • spinshack

    Funny post. Tragic more like it. Jestro! What an awful tatt.

    Kimberly, that’s interesting, Betsy must be very happy. She loves those meal tickets.

  • Kimberly

    Fatso is outta luck. Jason is now dating some girl named Lola who’s dad in an executive at a record label. Betsy will never let him break up with her. She’s their new meal ticket!

  • standalone

    Don’t you know Jason almighty makes the world a better place?
    If you don’t get it, then your not a true fan! :)
    Hope your feeling better and pain free.