Paulagate: The Morning After

Part of me hopes Paula wasn’t just on so many ‘ludes that she couldn’t follow the night’s script and is just fed up with the entire game.

If you missed last night’s American Idol, Paula Abdul judged Jason Castro on a song he sang…before he sang it. Entertainment Weekly weighs in on the nonsense, including a play-by-play of Paula’s Really Big Frak-Up. Even E! Online discusses Paula’s fortune telling skills, although they (obviously) gave props to Ryan Seacrest. Because he uh, works for them and all.

Idolator hopes Red Sox fans were offended by Eunuch’s incredibly awful performance of Sweet Caroline.

I remember Chris Bernheisel from the auditions. Seems things aren’t going too well for him and obviously, TMZ was there to exploit it. Bernheisel is pissed because he’s not really going to get to cover Idol for his local Fox affiliate, even though Simon promised him. I was he was going to get to go to the finals, but then has to sit in the bleachers. Something like that. Yeah…he threatens to get a lawyer and bring down Idol, too. I think he just needs Paula Abdul’s doctor. Or Xenu. And I think he should start dating that Leave Britney Alone guy from YouTube, even though I would imagine them being the worse possible neighbors in an apartment building.